🌵Coy🌵
@skepticoyote.bsky.social
Level 40 coyote person / she+they
Artist, writer & cat mom. I make stuff!
Mostly life stuff, food and cat pics, and One Piece shitposting. This account is🔞NSFW and I cuss a lot. Professional lovecook enjoyer.
Some things you chase
But you cannot hold
Artist, writer & cat mom. I make stuff!
Mostly life stuff, food and cat pics, and One Piece shitposting. This account is🔞NSFW and I cuss a lot. Professional lovecook enjoyer.
Some things you chase
But you cannot hold
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Animated comm for @faggotzoro.bsky.social #ONEPIECE
December 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Animated comm for @faggotzoro.bsky.social #ONEPIECE
Put my present together! Going Merry Christmas!
December 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Put my present together! Going Merry Christmas!
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
“I don’t care what anyone says, I like that movie.”
December 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“I don’t care what anyone says, I like that movie.”
I love my dad so so so much but I wish he could stop reminding my poor husband that his home country is such a shit hole.
Like he’s lived in Canada almost 20 years at this point, it’s time to stop thinking of him as The American ™️.
He hasn’t lived there since the Bush administration FFS
Like he’s lived in Canada almost 20 years at this point, it’s time to stop thinking of him as The American ™️.
He hasn’t lived there since the Bush administration FFS
December 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I love my dad so so so much but I wish he could stop reminding my poor husband that his home country is such a shit hole.
Like he’s lived in Canada almost 20 years at this point, it’s time to stop thinking of him as The American ™️.
He hasn’t lived there since the Bush administration FFS
Like he’s lived in Canada almost 20 years at this point, it’s time to stop thinking of him as The American ™️.
He hasn’t lived there since the Bush administration FFS
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idk why you'd call this a homestuck when one piece exists
...I can't believe professional wrestling is a Homestuck.
December 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
idk why you'd call this a homestuck when one piece exists
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when a keebler elf dies the other elves take it to the entrance of the tree and dump it on the ground outside like how bees do
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
when a keebler elf dies the other elves take it to the entrance of the tree and dump it on the ground outside like how bees do
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it was my fault for saying "we'll fix the world when everyone finishes jerking off."
I forgot that not everyone is asexual. and, more tragically, I forgot about gooning. I forgot about gooning
I forgot that not everyone is asexual. and, more tragically, I forgot about gooning. I forgot about gooning
November 29, 2025 at 7:19 AM
it was my fault for saying "we'll fix the world when everyone finishes jerking off."
I forgot that not everyone is asexual. and, more tragically, I forgot about gooning. I forgot about gooning
I forgot that not everyone is asexual. and, more tragically, I forgot about gooning. I forgot about gooning
Sexy avocado struts on catwalk
ghillie suit to really highlight legs
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Sexy avocado struts on catwalk
This tracks… I can’t remember your name or your face, but if we share a laugh I’ll never forget that moment.
the trick with hanging out with ppl with adhd is that you gotta make them laugh, they'll forget when you told it and they'll forget everything else but they'll remember the joke and they'll remember you for giving it to them
hard to maintain friendships with game developers because all these motherfuckers have ADHD and forget you exist when you're out of sight (it's me i'm these guys)
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This tracks… I can’t remember your name or your face, but if we share a laugh I’ll never forget that moment.
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I love how many people respond to me being so anti-AI by saying stuff like. "I only use it for X and Y at work because my boss made me. :(" I do think less of you for using AI I'm afraid.
Grow a spine, if we all grew aforementioned spines and said no. We could resist this more effectively.
Grow a spine, if we all grew aforementioned spines and said no. We could resist this more effectively.
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I love how many people respond to me being so anti-AI by saying stuff like. "I only use it for X and Y at work because my boss made me. :(" I do think less of you for using AI I'm afraid.
Grow a spine, if we all grew aforementioned spines and said no. We could resist this more effectively.
Grow a spine, if we all grew aforementioned spines and said no. We could resist this more effectively.
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And tearing down other trans people by basically calling them cis for not doing it,is uh Very great, definitely inspires confidence and trust, and totally wouldnt make anyone feel upset or annoyed! Nope!
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 AM
And tearing down other trans people by basically calling them cis for not doing it,is uh Very great, definitely inspires confidence and trust, and totally wouldnt make anyone feel upset or annoyed! Nope!
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Gonna start occasionally posting some older comics on here, starting with a classic
November 11, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Gonna start occasionally posting some older comics on here, starting with a classic
Update- I have done the dishes. Woe.
I bet Sanji would hate that I left a dirty curry pan in the sink for 48 hours.
He should come clean it himself, tbh
He should come clean it himself, tbh
i think about this all the time
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Update- I have done the dishes. Woe.
I bet Sanji would hate that I left a dirty curry pan in the sink for 48 hours.
He should come clean it himself, tbh
He should come clean it himself, tbh
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I bet Sanji would hate that I left a dirty curry pan in the sink for 48 hours.
He should come clean it himself, tbh
He should come clean it himself, tbh
I really enjoy not being in ketosis.
October 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I really enjoy not being in ketosis.
UPDATE: not in ketosis.
October 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
UPDATE: not in ketosis.
Found the first CD I ever bought at my parents place
I got it through Columbia House, which makes it even more 90’s coded.
I got it through Columbia House, which makes it even more 90’s coded.
October 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Found the first CD I ever bought at my parents place
I got it through Columbia House, which makes it even more 90’s coded.
I got it through Columbia House, which makes it even more 90’s coded.
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Centaur kids going up the stairs like
October 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Centaur kids going up the stairs like
Sometimes when I get outa the shower I like to announce “this yote is clean” like the creepy little woman in Poltergeist
October 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Sometimes when I get outa the shower I like to announce “this yote is clean” like the creepy little woman in Poltergeist
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correctly diagnosing him
October 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
correctly diagnosing him