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@sleeppotion.bsky.social
ether drinker; sleepwalker; nightmare enjoyer
Here for a POSITIVE TIME
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@sleeppotion.bsky.social
· Jan 24
Vaguely hoping i'll see old twitter people on here...
So if that one icelandic guy who likes 2e d&d (or was it ad&d) sees this, lmk
So if that one icelandic guy who likes 2e d&d (or was it ad&d) sees this, lmk
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Warnock is helps folks to understand why elections won't defeat fascism. Only social movements can.
So now Dem senators are just espousing MAGA talking points about ICE?
January 10, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Warnock is helps folks to understand why elections won't defeat fascism. Only social movements can.
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JUST NOW: Huge mass of agents in a standoff, weapons drawn as Reps. Ilhan Omar, Angie Craig, and Kelly Morrison attempt to conduct congressional oversight at the Whipple Building, which has been HQ for thousands of ICE agents.
@zeteo.com
@zeteo.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:50 PM
JUST NOW: Huge mass of agents in a standoff, weapons drawn as Reps. Ilhan Omar, Angie Craig, and Kelly Morrison attempt to conduct congressional oversight at the Whipple Building, which has been HQ for thousands of ICE agents.
@zeteo.com
@zeteo.com
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January 10, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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Me to Lucifer himself when my back is against the wall
...I have never prayed to you before.
January 9, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Me to Lucifer himself when my back is against the wall
Fuckk I had expired cream with my coffee this morning😩 smelled fine but I guess it was just over the line
January 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Fuckk I had expired cream with my coffee this morning😩 smelled fine but I guess it was just over the line
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Asking to use your bathroom and firing off a dozen posts like "Straight passing people love hiding their lotion" while I'm in there for 45 minutes
January 9, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Asking to use your bathroom and firing off a dozen posts like "Straight passing people love hiding their lotion" while I'm in there for 45 minutes
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Kinda messed up but I always feel peaceful when I hear screaming or some shit outside my window in the distance. Real-life far-away danger gives exactly the same feeling as watching a horror movie
If something was happening nearby Id try to get help obviously but it’s just how I feel when I hear it
If something was happening nearby Id try to get help obviously but it’s just how I feel when I hear it
January 9, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Kinda messed up but I always feel peaceful when I hear screaming or some shit outside my window in the distance. Real-life far-away danger gives exactly the same feeling as watching a horror movie
If something was happening nearby Id try to get help obviously but it’s just how I feel when I hear it
If something was happening nearby Id try to get help obviously but it’s just how I feel when I hear it
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Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes
January 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes
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You should have to pass a captcha for most things. I just hope things get more complicated for everyone in general.
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 AM
You should have to pass a captcha for most things. I just hope things get more complicated for everyone in general.
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…Alex Trebek cut me off and said “If you tell me that your cat beats you at chess I’m going to beat you within an inch of your life”…
October 31, 2024 at 2:42 AM
…Alex Trebek cut me off and said “If you tell me that your cat beats you at chess I’m going to beat you within an inch of your life”…
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…and the audience full of elementary school kids collectively gasped…
October 31, 2024 at 2:43 AM
…and the audience full of elementary school kids collectively gasped…
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…and they cut Trebek’s line when they aired the episode so my story ends abruptly with no punchline.
October 31, 2024 at 2:44 AM
…and they cut Trebek’s line when they aired the episode so my story ends abruptly with no punchline.
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Alex Trebek once threatened to beat me within an inch of my life…
October 31, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Alex Trebek once threatened to beat me within an inch of my life…
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there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
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The sex offender registry for ice guys already exists, it's called the sex offender registry
there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
January 9, 2026 at 5:10 AM
The sex offender registry for ice guys already exists, it's called the sex offender registry
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dozens and dozens
A thread of ICE and CBP sex offenders and credibly accused sex pasts. Content-warning descriptions of abuse
Yuma Sector CBP agent Ramon Marquez, 31, was arrested in May 2025 and has been charged with 15 felonies including 14 counts of sexual conduct with a 16-year-old between Dec 2024 and Apr 2025.
Yuma Sector CBP agent Ramon Marquez, 31, was arrested in May 2025 and has been charged with 15 felonies including 14 counts of sexual conduct with a 16-year-old between Dec 2024 and Apr 2025.
January 9, 2026 at 5:13 AM
dozens and dozens
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I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked
January 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked
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LG Cloid would be a great name for a 1986 New York Giants linebacker
LG has a new home assistant robot named "Cloid".
Cloid.
Cloid.
January 8, 2026 at 10:12 PM
LG Cloid would be a great name for a 1986 New York Giants linebacker
Freezing food is a sign of maturity
January 8, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Freezing food is a sign of maturity
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If Guys was a shock jock radio show there would already be a parody of Putting on the Ritz called Sucking on some Tits and we woulda played it 6000 times
January 8, 2026 at 4:59 PM
If Guys was a shock jock radio show there would already be a parody of Putting on the Ritz called Sucking on some Tits and we woulda played it 6000 times
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Roommate's Work Schedule Remains Complete And Total Mystery https://theonion.com/roommates-work-schedule-remains-complete-and-total-myst-1819571265/
January 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Roommate's Work Schedule Remains Complete And Total Mystery https://theonion.com/roommates-work-schedule-remains-complete-and-total-myst-1819571265/
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