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@sleeppotion.bsky.social
· Jan 24
Vaguely hoping i'll see old twitter people on here...
So if that one icelandic guy who likes 2e d&d (or was it ad&d) sees this, lmk
So if that one icelandic guy who likes 2e d&d (or was it ad&d) sees this, lmk
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NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
People used to say, “God made you special, and he loves you very much!”
Nowadays they just say “KNIFE.”
Is this what we’re fighting for?
Nowadays they just say “KNIFE.”
Is this what we’re fighting for?
The VeggieTales to Annoying Orange pipeline
February 13, 2026 at 3:33 AM
People used to say, “God made you special, and he loves you very much!”
Nowadays they just say “KNIFE.”
Is this what we’re fighting for?
Nowadays they just say “KNIFE.”
Is this what we’re fighting for?
The VeggieTales to Annoying Orange pipeline
February 13, 2026 at 3:32 AM
The VeggieTales to Annoying Orange pipeline
In many ways, the two are the same
February 13, 2026 at 3:23 AM
In many ways, the two are the same
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Offloading all my social responsibilities to my astrology app. Sorry for not coming home last night, the stars made me sleep with a coworker.
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Offloading all my social responsibilities to my astrology app. Sorry for not coming home last night, the stars made me sleep with a coworker.
I don’t need to read. I can absorb terminology through the zeitgeist and apply it half-correctly in various kinds of situations
February 12, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I don’t need to read. I can absorb terminology through the zeitgeist and apply it half-correctly in various kinds of situations
Allow me to be a pundit.
February 12, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Allow me to be a pundit.
Wouldn’t it be nice if my opinions were worth listening to?
February 12, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Wouldn’t it be nice if my opinions were worth listening to?
Every time someone is like “can you believe it?!! They don’t know what they’re doing over there! The place is run by idiots”, there’s a 50% chance they’re talking about something completely made up
Pseudointellectuals always mistake their own incredulity for wisdom
February 12, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Every time someone is like “can you believe it?!! They don’t know what they’re doing over there! The place is run by idiots”, there’s a 50% chance they’re talking about something completely made up
Pseudointellectuals always mistake their own incredulity for wisdom
February 12, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Pseudointellectuals always mistake their own incredulity for wisdom
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The Trump administration is incarcerating migrant girls in, essentially, a forced pregnancy camp.
Trump administration is sending pregnant migrant girls to South Texas shelter flagged as medically inadequate
Government sources and advocates for the children worry the goal is to concentrate them in Texas, where abortion is banned.
www.kut.org
February 12, 2026 at 4:30 PM
The Trump administration is incarcerating migrant girls in, essentially, a forced pregnancy camp.
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big tech ran out of ideas because they used epstein as a crutch
February 12, 2026 at 3:22 AM
big tech ran out of ideas because they used epstein as a crutch
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NEW: Your average prediction market user can soon bet on the popularity of trends, brands, concepts and ideas. Everything is becoming increasingly monetized and financialized. VCs are eating it up.
www.inc.com/sam-blum/pre...
www.inc.com/sam-blum/pre...
Prediction Markets Like Kalshi Are Attracting Billions. A New 'Stock Market for Trends' Could Mint Millionaires Fast
Noise users can bet on the popularity of everything from the Labubu craze to ChatGPT. It could be the first prediction market for the attention economy.
www.inc.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:15 PM
NEW: Your average prediction market user can soon bet on the popularity of trends, brands, concepts and ideas. Everything is becoming increasingly monetized and financialized. VCs are eating it up.
www.inc.com/sam-blum/pre...
www.inc.com/sam-blum/pre...
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Recently, there have been several stick-ups and one Axe murder (in the first Degree). Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still haven’t found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on.
February 12, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Recently, there have been several stick-ups and one Axe murder (in the first Degree). Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still haven’t found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on.
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I only use organic software that hasn't been developed using computers
February 12, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I only use organic software that hasn't been developed using computers
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At least some part of this is the fact that large parts of American life -- pretty much any dealing with the financial sector, every commercial during sports events about gambling, the modal interaction with blue collar professionals -- is either an actual scam or feels like one.
Voters take an extremely expansive view of corruption that borders on the idea that any disagreement about policy is per se corrupt.
www.slowboring.com/p/americans-...
www.slowboring.com/p/americans-...
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
At least some part of this is the fact that large parts of American life -- pretty much any dealing with the financial sector, every commercial during sports events about gambling, the modal interaction with blue collar professionals -- is either an actual scam or feels like one.
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It’s the Epstein Administration.
No wonder Bondi spent the entire hearing screeching and deflecting.
H/T: @aaronparnas.bsky.social
No wonder Bondi spent the entire hearing screeching and deflecting.
H/T: @aaronparnas.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 2:35 PM
It’s the Epstein Administration.
No wonder Bondi spent the entire hearing screeching and deflecting.
H/T: @aaronparnas.bsky.social
No wonder Bondi spent the entire hearing screeching and deflecting.
H/T: @aaronparnas.bsky.social
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Why do eye drops taste so bad??
February 12, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Why do eye drops taste so bad??
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Heraskevych’s choice to forfeit the medal chance instead of give up the memorial helmet is the biggest story in Ukraine today. Everyone is heartbroken but there is a unanimous consensus that this was what had to happen rather than to give up.
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Heraskevych’s choice to forfeit the medal chance instead of give up the memorial helmet is the biggest story in Ukraine today. Everyone is heartbroken but there is a unanimous consensus that this was what had to happen rather than to give up.
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Polymarket should be burned to the ground for even offering shit like this
February 12, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Polymarket should be burned to the ground for even offering shit like this
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(fast talking voice): Do not take this medicine if it will kill you
February 11, 2026 at 11:03 PM
(fast talking voice): Do not take this medicine if it will kill you