@smoakplooms.bsky.social
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This is his chance to finally do something we all find very funny, which would be to get all of these campaigns completely dependent on his funding and then kill himself
Party of Musk: Elon Musk announces he will be the sole-source funder for the GOP and its slate of candidates in this year's elections. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Elon Musk indicates he’s ‘going all in’ on financing the GOP again ahead of midterms
After faltering in his plan to found a new ‘America Party’, the world’s richest person is returning to the GOP fold
www.independent.co.uk
January 2, 2026 at 6:44 PM
This is his chance to finally do something we all find very funny, which would be to get all of these campaigns completely dependent on his funding and then kill himself
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there is a true nap and a false nap. the false nap is scheduled. a true nap must be taken when necessary. the false nap is timed. a true nap must be unfettered. the false nap's goal is to return to work. a true nap's goal is to play within the mind
January 2, 2026 at 11:31 AM
there is a true nap and a false nap. the false nap is scheduled. a true nap must be taken when necessary. the false nap is timed. a true nap must be unfettered. the false nap's goal is to return to work. a true nap's goal is to play within the mind
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You've got to see this great title sequence for the 1958 Swedish proto-Bava thriller MANNEQUIN IN RED.
January 2, 2026 at 5:12 AM
You've got to see this great title sequence for the 1958 Swedish proto-Bava thriller MANNEQUIN IN RED.
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pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
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This is incredible content
June 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This is incredible content
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My favorite post of 2025.
December 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My favorite post of 2025.
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People got mad at me because I said TV is a debased medium, with very little of quality to actually recommend it. Looking back, I can understand their frustration, particularly if they’ve wasted a lot of time watching television or—god forbid—making it.
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 AM
People got mad at me because I said TV is a debased medium, with very little of quality to actually recommend it. Looking back, I can understand their frustration, particularly if they’ve wasted a lot of time watching television or—god forbid—making it.
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Pokémon Go to the Poles
I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Pokémon Go to the Poles
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I met R2D2 on the street and he was not gracious at all. C3PO had to apologize for him like, he hasn’t had his crystals today. The crystals that he eats. He has to eat these it’s like cereal to him. He offered to take a pic w/me but I was like lol you are like the Ringo of this. You are below Wicket
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I met R2D2 on the street and he was not gracious at all. C3PO had to apologize for him like, he hasn’t had his crystals today. The crystals that he eats. He has to eat these it’s like cereal to him. He offered to take a pic w/me but I was like lol you are like the Ringo of this. You are below Wicket
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megan mcmardle not being on here is one of the site's greatest blessings. importing her dumb takes via screenshots is like placing cursed soil in an enchanted forest and watching the trees shrivel to ash
December 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
megan mcmardle not being on here is one of the site's greatest blessings. importing her dumb takes via screenshots is like placing cursed soil in an enchanted forest and watching the trees shrivel to ash
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everyone grieves differently. which is stupid and inefficient. do better
December 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
everyone grieves differently. which is stupid and inefficient. do better
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[shoving yeats into a locker] how’s the gyre fuckass
December 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
[shoving yeats into a locker] how’s the gyre fuckass
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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CHRISTMAS NiGHTS INTO DREAMS
SONIC TEAM 1996
SEGA SATURN
SONIC TEAM 1996
SEGA SATURN
December 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
CHRISTMAS NiGHTS INTO DREAMS
SONIC TEAM 1996
SEGA SATURN
SONIC TEAM 1996
SEGA SATURN
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WHO GIVES A DAMN?
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
The USPS faces a tight squeeze. With fewer people using the mail, it’s lost more and more money: $9 billion in the 12 months ending in September alone.
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
December 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
WHO GIVES A DAMN?
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
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Went to a convention and saw Clippy from Microsoft Word. He was signing autographs for 50 dollars and screaming at attendees to pay him if they tried to take a picture. He was really overweight. Watched a fan blow into his cars ignition interlock so he could drive home.
December 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Went to a convention and saw Clippy from Microsoft Word. He was signing autographs for 50 dollars and screaming at attendees to pay him if they tried to take a picture. He was really overweight. Watched a fan blow into his cars ignition interlock so he could drive home.
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Ratio me. Please. It's a badge of honor. If you don't like a link, go follow some chicken-heart who needs the approval of the thought-police. Caitlin Flanagan of @theatlantic.com is a tremendous writer and this piece is an excellent read. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss
The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.
www.theatlantic.com
October 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Ratio me. Please. It's a badge of honor. If you don't like a link, go follow some chicken-heart who needs the approval of the thought-police. Caitlin Flanagan of @theatlantic.com is a tremendous writer and this piece is an excellent read. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...