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November 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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From The Archives:

Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave https://theonion.com/dick-cheney-vice-presidential-library-opens-in-pitch-da-1819574915/
November 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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British police protecting the white man as usual, even though HE was the first to hit out!

Shameful yet again.
Peaceful protest against any genocide clearly isn't allowed in Britain anymore.
October 30, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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I for one am really excited the U.S. may be headed into a war in our hemisphere with a Fox News weekend anchor and a bloviating criminal fraud in charge of our armed forces.
October 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Trump’s rhetoric about people attacking law enforcement officers rings a little hollow from someone who pardoned the criminals who killed police on Jan 6
October 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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You might've missed a line that was tucked away in Donald Trump's recent speech.

He called on the admirals and generals to be ready to fight “the enemy from within” in American cities.

It’s another dangerous escalation into American authoritarianism says @davidcorn.bsky.social.
October 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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You.
Are.
Allowed.
To.
Insult.
The.
Police.

It’s a core First Amendment principle. This is utterly lawless behavior, for which there will be no (short-term) consequences.

That he does it so casually, as they are walking away, in front of cameras.

Rightly confident in his impunity.
October 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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This is the ICE scum that brutally assaulted a Mother. Make him famous.
September 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Newest Third World country: America: Greed, Guns, & God
September 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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One thing that comes through awfully clearly in these ICE videos is how many of these goons gravitated toward the job because being able to assault people with impunity is a big thrill for them.
October 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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sigh....
Was so enjoying visions of Kamala, Claudia, and Carney making North America amazing!
October 2, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Is now an appropriate time to start referring to the Trump administration as the Trump junta?
October 2, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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So, Hegseth called all the flag officers to Quantico so he could peacock on stage and film it for his clips and Trump just big footed him and is showing up.

It’s so on brand for this perpetual clown show of narcissists.
September 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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A quote directly from The Donald (POS).

If the government shuts down, we know who to blame - the Rethuglicans who have all the power.
September 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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This… 👇🏼
#bluesky
September 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Hegseth at meeting with U.S. generals:

“I’m here to explain to you what it means to be a warrior.”

**hair gel drips into his eye**

“Ow! Get me my makeup towel!!”

**reaches for towel, flask falls from pocket**

“I would say I’m sorry, but that’s WOKE!”

**trips and knocks over “WARRIOR!” sign**
September 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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DHS is barely 20 years old. It was thrown together by a bunch of unsupervised interns in the chaotic wake of 9/11 (that's barely an exaggeration if you read about how inexperienced so many of its creators were).

It can easily be disassembled as well.

We don't have to live like this.
September 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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a Reichstag fire, but one of them every week
September 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Hugo had a good run.
Hugo Chavez Loses Spot in Guinness Book for Most Batshit UN Speech
“We never saw this coming," a Guinness spokesperson admitted.
www.borowitzreport.com
September 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Good morning. Nobody 3.5 year ago ever imagined that not only would Russia NOT have air superiority over Ukraine, but that Ukraine would be able to bomb Russian targets in Russia almost without intercept. Russia is failing
September 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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👇Truer words can’t be said
September 23, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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While Trump and Farage drag our politics down - Labour too often ends up following.

We can choose a different path.
One of lower bills, warmer homes, and a liveable future.

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September 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Without inherited wealth or the family name, these fellas would be stood at the side of the road shouting nonsense at passing traffic.
September 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM