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SolarJudas
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They/He, Leftist, Agender, Queer, Millennial, Poli Sci Graduate, Gamer (but like, before the term was ruined by chuds)
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yoz.bsky.social
May I recommend a subscription to @theonion.com print edition as a holiday gift, because their ads continue to rule
Photo of a full-page ad on the back of a print newspaper (The Onion). The add is for Burt's Shrimp Lip Balm - a modified version of Burt's Bees - with text underneath reading: "We warned you that our bees were dying, and you did fucking nothing."
December 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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tiny.baby
i mean it's fine. the legislation specifically said they couldn't do that but what is congress going to do
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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lookitup.baby
"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked-"
December 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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jasonschreier.bsky.social
If I had known the two paragraphs about genAI in my article today would be so controversial, I would have expanded them a bit! Here's a rough transcript of the relevant portion of my interview with Swen Vincke, so everyone has all the context. (Full article here: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...)
December 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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unburntwitch.com
Using ChatGPT for generating “Stub dialogue” and “placeholder”

Aka

First drafts
jasonschreier.bsky.social Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 8d
If I had known the two paragraphs about genAI in my article today would be so controversial, I would have expanded them a bit! Here's a rough transcript of the relevant portion of my interview with Swen Vincke, so everyone has all the context. (Full article here: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...)
December 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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dosnostalgic.bsky.social
Happy 35th to the original Commander Keen trilogy. 🎂🎉🥂
($15 back then is approximately $36 today.)
December 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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longwayback.bsky.social
time for my new favorite tumblr post
A tumblr text post by user nitewrighter, set up as a dialogue. Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances. Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW. Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
June 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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gaius.bsky.social
There is a direct correlation between how fake your job is and how much value you see in AI
carnage4life.bsky.social Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 27d
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.

I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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ramiismail.com
Steam intentionally killing an old, respected, and beloved decade old indie game studio through bullshit policy is fucking wild
santaragione.com Santa Ragione @santaragione.com · Nov 25
Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
HORSES cover with a banned from Steam logo
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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cleefouti.bsky.social
Captain Torture
A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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funkelly.bsky.social
everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs
A pair of silver aluminum barbecue tongs on a white background .
February 22, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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graham.loadingreadyrun.com
Oh, you like baseball huh?
Well, we’re going to sit here while you smoke this whole pack of baseball and THEN we’ll see how you feel.
October 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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ricdesi.dpad.fm
Truly amazing that their post yesterday is showing off concept art from an actual human, then today they post this AI slop with their characters hastily pasted onto it.

Such an insult to the artists still at the company, and such an insult to the people they just let go.

Do better, Playtonic.
October 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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littlekuriboh.bsky.social
Narrator: It wasn't fun. Even a little bit.
October 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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graham.loadingreadyrun.com
We made this absurd sketch so please enjoy.

youtu.be/1GpqqVPJUvY
The Crossing || Crapshots 809
YouTube video by LoadingReadyRun
youtu.be
October 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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jillmurray.bsky.social
Canadians, this is a parliamentary petition, not a random online thing. Takes a minute to sign. An easy good deed for the day.
jmkeep.bsky.social Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · Sep 3
Canadians! There is a petition to sign to protest Mastercard and Visa's control over the purchase of legal adult content. This is specifically about the Steam & itchio situation, but language protects adult creators.

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

#nsfw #censorship #canpoli

@acvalens.net
Petition e-6695 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
September 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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caitlinfilms.bsky.social
physical media>than streaming
August 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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beckyarchetype.bsky.social
Fuck censorship. They're coming after you next, whether you make porn or not. I have never sold NSFW services or artwork, yet here's my termination from Stripe! Fully SFW, innocent headshots of furries = adult content. This is what we've been trying to fucking tell y'all this whole month!
August 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
AUGUST 16, 2025
two characters in a single comic strip pane: - first character: "I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WISH ILL, STEVEN" - steven: "DAMN"
August 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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clairewillett.bsky.social
it appears that @bsky.app have suspended the account of @jessiegender because a trans person saying "I wish ill on JK Rowling" is against the rules, so let me say with my loud cis voice that I too wish ill on all perpetrators of hate speech against trans people

reinstate Jessie, this is ridiculous
August 16, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
what do you mean 'normal tools'?
Single panel cartoon in the style of Gary Larson Far side. Hacker T. Dog, a dog puppet in a flashy shirt, pulls a goofy smile behind a table of 4 crudely made tools as his co-host, Lauren, puts her thumb and forefinger to her nose trying to stifle laughter. Caption reads "just normal tools."
June 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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nedroid.com
In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:
"There are three kinds of magic," said Wizzler, handing us each a balloon. "You can control tigers, you can shoot tornadoes from your fingers, or you can fly by holding your breath. The color of confetti inside your balloon will reveal which kind of power you have." I felt the panic rising in me. What if my confetti turned yellow, indicating that I was a Tiger-Talker? My family, a long line of proud Tornado-Fingers, would disown me. Could I ever return home, bearing such shame? I tried to calm myself as I readied the ceremonial safety pin. Green, I thought, willing my hopes into reality. Please be green. I popped the balloon, involuntarily shutting my eyes. When I opened them, would I see the green I hoped for? The yellow I feared? What if, gods forbid, the confetti were blue? I opened my eyes, seeing shock on the faces of my classmates. Wizzler himself stared at me, wide-eye. Looking down, I saw myself covered in confetti... purple confetti. “I don’t understand,” I growled, my body trembling with pain. “I combined eighty percent Earth-elemental mana with twenty percent Fire-elemental mana (Type B), focused through a twenty-four-sided icositetragon made of yellow topaz. This, in conjunction with my blood type, star sign, sense of humor, and nickname, should have produced a blazing column of lightning to vaporize my enemies. Instead, it made a big bubble that smells like fresh laundry. Why?” Skullgrumbler began to laugh. “You fool! You don’t even realize…” he squealed. “You’re facing east!” “It’s whatever you want,” explained Magemaster Grampledog. “Magic is just whatever you want.” I knew he was speaking in riddles, but I couldn’t grasp his hidden meaning. “So the rules are…” Grampledog lit a sliver of smokereed. “No rules. You say some words and you wave a stick and whatever you want just happens. You don’t even need the stick.” His wisdom still eluded me. I stared into his face, trying to decipher what he was really saying. “No, listen.” Grampledog snapped his fingers and his desk turned into a pile of chicken nuggets. “I didn’t even know that would happen.” His hat then came alive and began to yodel. “It’s pandemonium,” he explained. “It’s complete nonsense.”
July 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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anxiousarchives.gay
This section resonates so much.
In the past when I've sat down to write about Israel, I've had a moment where I take a deep breath and accept that it is going to be difficult; difficult in the sense that as a Jewish woman, there are so many layers of ancestral trauma and societal tension that often make nuance impossible. Today, however, there was no such moment. I have never been more confident in what my eyes are seeing, and what they're seeing is a genocide fueled by a man-made famine. The world is watching as people who've already been stripped of nearly everything they have are being forced to hand over the one thing they have left: the very fat on their bodies.
July 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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ramiismail.com
And this is the exact same play every time. The pro-genocidal Zionist groups attack someone for alleged anti-semitic offenses, get the press and police and governments involved, and generally there was just criticism of genocide. In genocidal Israel, they execute the innocent person first, obviously
kneecapceol.bsky.social Kneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · Jul 18
After the media damage is inflicted and seen by millions of eyes,you receive a private email to say there's no evidence and no action,seen by two people only

There's no public apology. They don't send this to media or post it on police accounts

We will continue to fight.

We will continue to win.
One element of the political policing intimidation attempt is over. We played a historic set at Glastonbury. Whole area closed an hour before due to crowds. A celebration of love and solidarity. A sea of good people at the world's most famous festival. Shortly afterwards we learn of an active police investigation. An investigation that followed after the Prime Minister himself said it "was not appropriate" we played Glastonbury. Walk off stage to the rapturous sounds of good people and into the creaking scheming sounds of the establishment. This "investigation" was reported across the world's media often with wildly misleading headlines. Every single person who saw our set knew no law was broken, not even close....yet the police saw fit to publicly announce they were opening an investigation. Why open and publicise an investigation into fuck all? This is political. This is targetted. This is state intimidation. After the media damage is inflicted and seen by millions of eyes - you receive a private email to say there's no evidence and no action - that is seen by two people only. There is no public apology, they don't send this to media or post it on police accounts. We will continue to fight. We will continue to win. Email from Avon and Somerset Police to Kneecap legal team: "I am Senior Investigating Officer for Avon and Somerset Police's investigation into Kneecap's performance at the Glastonbury Festival on 28th June 2025. Following a review of the evidence, I have determined there will be no further action. I would be grateful if you could communicate this to your clients, and/or advise me of an alternative way if contacting them. Thank you for your assistance in this matter. Regards, Detective Superintendent [Name redacted]"
July 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM