EyeContactWithApeChangedMyLife
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Repost if you chatter hep patter
December 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Don't let him fool you. The dog doesn't get to eat any of that
Here u go lil man all for u
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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glamming dudes is so hard i see my friends playing girl chars and they always look so cute and fashionable with their varied bottom options and then for dudes its like ok what shirt and shoes do you want to wear with your regular pants
December 17, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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two grapes and a banana #foodupapenis @midnight
December 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Hot Dog with Extra casing my penis orange balls #FoodUpAPenis @midnight
December 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Balls boobs #FoodUpaPenis @midnighnt
December 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Hortdog Penis #FoodUpAPenis @midnight
December 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Miss Piggy has never had sex. There are dozens of men who have gone mad with erotic desire, wailing at her feet, turgid of soul and ecstatic of spirit. But she has never had sex. That is her power.
December 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Geoff Keighley spotted offstage at The Game Awards reading the Quran on his phone
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Something eerie about the timing of the loss of Roger Ebert and the release of a true game as art in Expedition 33
December 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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"Psychic Boots"
December 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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pink skies 💖🩵
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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bro need to stop opening the front door without looking
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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stay tuned for the merch link drop
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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oh yeah, I love first person "extraction" games too
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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August 21, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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August 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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(nodding) night corn
August 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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He has not beat Apple Man yet.
August 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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dodge my pantokrator boy
August 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I went on @hollywoodhandbook.bsky.social to promote my new series on @grousehousetv.bsky.social and got violently ill about ten mins in and at one point you can hear me vomiting in the next room. So if you wanna hear that
Demi Lardner and Tom Walker, Our Sick Friends
Podcast Episode · Hollywood Handbook · 19/08/2025 · 56m
podcasts.apple.com
August 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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You're probably going to have to be slightly more specific than this.
SUBWAY GUY DID NOTHING WRONG
AG Bondi says a DOJ employee has been fired after he was arrested for allegedly throwing a wrapped Subway sandwich at a federal law enforcement officer in Washington, D.C.

Following his arrest, the man allegedly told one of the arresting officers: “I did it. I threw a sandwich.” wapo.st/3Uq59TN
August 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Oops! You just encountered Fargond dog!
November 27, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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The Butter Cookie skirt collab with @mayakern.com is restocked!! 💙 store.mayakern.com/products/col...
August 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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August 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM