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Lord Sparkinari
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I am not trans. Trans rights are not optional. If we’re trading people for power then burn this place down. Don't be boring if other options are on the table.
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"waaaaait a minute, this is only TEN pieces of silver!"
I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.
ICE recruitment is going well.
January 11, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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So how's the gaming industry? Ah.
January 11, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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fuck these people
if you want to know what it is like in minneapolis, I don’t even have to scroll on facebook to find a horror story. it’s basically my whole feed.

everyone i know in minneapolis is seeing ICE take people—at gas stations, taquerias, bus stops, schools. just snatching random people.
January 11, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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Someone just DM’d me to tell me that using profanity in my handle “cheapens my argument.”

They are probably just under a lot of stress, things are tough at CNN.
January 11, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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I don't think Walz is likely to deploy NG on ICE officers. That's a fair criticism. But from a practical standpoint it has also injected that idea into the public discourse as something acceptable and necessary for Serious Democrats to consider. This is probably useful.
January 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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Maybe 20 armed DHS goons descended on the Uptown McDonald’s to abduct one poor woman, causing absolute chaos as the entire neighborhood rushed in to shout and throw snowballs. Why are we doing this, it’s insane
January 11, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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TRUMP 2026: SHUT UP OR WE’LL KILL YOU
Homan: "There will be more bloodshed unless we decrease the hateful rhetoric"
January 11, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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95% of the replies to these posts correctly recognized that it’s unhinged, discriminatory & absurdly hypocritical for women who are self-proclaimed fans of a TV show about closeted gay romance to insist that a gay man watching the same TV show in the bar with them makes them unsafe & uncomfortable
January 10, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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And then some random people online replying to justify and defend him being kicked out of the bar as necessary to secure women’s safety. (Thankfully, even on threads, most people seem to recognize that this was completely unhinged.)
January 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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The latest HR nonsense: A gay man in Utah attends a watch party for the gay hockey show wearing a “Gay AF” t-shirt & is forced to leave the bar because multiple women complained to management about the presence of a man who they feared might get turned on by the TV show.
January 10, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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This is a good read. Cory Doctorow on how Trump Tariffs are actually an opportunity for the rest of the world to break the grip of US tech companies.
Trump may be the beginning of the end for ‘enshittification’ – this is our chance to make tech good again | Cory Doctorow
The US president is weaponising tech, but his tariffs and Brexit provide a surprising opportunity to gain back digital control of our lives, says science fiction author, activist and journalist Cory D...
www.theguardian.com
January 11, 2026 at 11:20 AM
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"We're sold out of the memory we haven't made, to fill processing GPUs that haven't shipped, to outfit data centres that aren't built yet, to meet a demand that doesn't exist for an industry nobody wants."

www.cnbc.com/2026/01/10/m...
AI memory is sold out, causing an unprecedented surge in prices
Three primary memory vendors — Micron, SK Hynix and Samsung Electronics — make up nearly the entire RAM market, and they're benefitting from this shortage.
www.cnbc.com
January 11, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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Make no mistake what this is: a deliberate effort to make SNAP benefits harder to use.

There are a million ways to improve access to healthy foods; this isn't one of them, this is a penalty aimed solely at stores which accept EBT cards.
RFK Jr: "One of the things we're doing is Brooke Rollins is requiring that any facility, and store that accepts food stamps will have to double the amount of whole food that is now available to recipients. So that will change the marketplace around the country."
January 11, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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this is the kind of answer you give when you have not had a normal job in four decades
January 11, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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This seems to strongly suggest that the incoming president of UVA doctored his CV to the edge of outright dishonesty, and that the most recent changes came months before Jim Ryan was forced, as if they were made in anticipation in Ryan’s removal. augustafreepress.com/news/vanishi...
How UVA’s presidential search missed what took us an hour to find
Inside Higher Ed frames the controversy surrounding Scott C. Beardsley's appointment as the University of Virginia's president.
augustafreepress.com
January 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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ICE is engaged in a domestic war against Minneapolis. They have thousands of agents there outnumberring local police 5:1. They're pulling and person of color they see and abducting them. This is an ethnic cleansing campaign right out in the open and local political leaders and the media are silent.
January 11, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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Tapper did a great job here. Combining footage with follow up questions that directly debunk her lies, outright calling her claim not true, and highlighting her hypocrisy is how it’s done.

Noem went propaganda robot mode in her answer, but CNN viewers saw the truth upheld clearly.
Tapper to Noem: "I just showed you video of people attacking law enforcement officers on J6. Trump pardoned them all. You said Trump is enforcing all the laws equally. That's just not true. There's a different standard for LEOs being attacked if they're being attacked by Trump supporters."
January 11, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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Irrelevant to everything rant:

The industry of content creators telling you that your life will be better if you 'Get Dopamine Under Control' is, in addition to being one flake of science in a pile of assumptions that render it pseudoscience, encouraging a tragically mechanistic view of the self. 🧵
January 11, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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On Tuesday, the Supreme Court is going to hear West Virginia's effort to ban the state's only transgender athlete, 15-year-old Becky Pepper-Jackson.

Win or lose, I need your help making sure Becky knows she's a hero for standing up for what's right
January 11, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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I know it's hard to shock these days but Elon Musk going full Rhodesia defender and calling for the ethnic cleansing of the US should still shock you.

These are neo nazi views that were only previously shared on explicitly neo nazi sites.
January 11, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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Auchincloss: "When you have a badge & gun and you are interacting with a citizen who has committed no crime, the onus of responsibility is on you to exercise good judgment. Nobody watching that video will buy the argument that he had no other resort other than to shoot her in the face 3 times."
January 11, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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Elon retweeting a guy known for posting pedophilic incest fantasies
January 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Yet again, Elon Musk is pushing the insanely racist Great Replacement Theory that has directly inspired several mass murders from his fellow white supremacists.

The richest man in the world who controls a massive media platform is *repeatedly* pushing this garbage and it should be a global scandal.
Elon retweeting a guy known for posting pedophilic incest fantasies
January 11, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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it is both true that more training won’t fix the agency’s problems and also true that 47 days of training - picked corruptly and arbitrarily - is a scandal on it’s own that people should know about (i didn’t know this)
Chris Murphy: "The amount of training that's given to an ICE officer has been cut in half by this administration. The number of days of training they get are 47. You know why they get 47 days? As an homage to the vanity of POTUS. No wonder the number of violent incidents are going through the roof."
January 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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Would be great to see every Golden Globe winner end their speech with “abolish ice” tonight
January 11, 2026 at 7:30 PM