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Speed Mockingbird
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Trump: "The people of Greenland would love to become a state of the United States of America. Now, Denmark maybe doesn't like it. But then we can't be too happy with Denmark and maybe things have to happen with respect to Denmark having to do with tariffs."
January 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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CONGRATULATIONS TO BAILEY ZAPPE!
BIG #40 ON THE BROWNS HYDRA
January 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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doesn't really belong in the 2017 - 2019 section then does it
January 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 01, 1949
January 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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I don't understand is penix the woke way to say penis now or something
December 30, 2024 at 7:33 AM
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We’re doing Christmas of the mind this year
December 24, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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Merry Cocksmas.
December 24, 2024 at 7:39 PM
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in 2025, scientists are gonna invent a whole new white boy
December 25, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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December 23, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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December 22, 2024 at 8:56 AM
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just saw this fuvking drone
December 16, 2024 at 8:50 AM
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Quickly hiding my vase depicting the mighty deeds of Hercules right before my jealous husband Perseus walks through the door
December 15, 2024 at 10:20 AM
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I should not have to make phone calls. I should be in a cave, sleeping 15 hours a day, eating the last morsels of a giant sloth carcass
December 14, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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whistleblowers love dying in "apparent suicides"
December 14, 2024 at 11:00 AM
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December 14, 2024 at 8:26 AM
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Warning (Brian Dawkins content)
December 13, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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[Strikes him.]
December 11, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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Bill Belichick did you know you can get a Cook Out tray with two quesadillas and then order a quesadilla for each of your two sides and then swap your drink for a quesadilla? So five quesadillas for the price of one tray. It’s an incredible deal
Here is an assignment: Please reply with your best photoshops of grumpy-ass Bill Belichick in stereotypically North Carolina situations
December 12, 2024 at 12:45 AM
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U really wanna challenge me bro I'll leave you spinning. I have 9 worldviews and they're all conflicting homie. I'll construct a strawman and sic him on ya. Look at me. I was one of the first guys to hallucinate bugs crawling all over. Eyes up homie. You don't want this. Gigantic roach on Ur arm btw
December 12, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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December 11, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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when u on the run from the united states government for executing a ceo and youre finally awake early enough to get mcdonalds breakfast
December 11, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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how does food in Yakuza games always look SO GOOD
December 10, 2024 at 12:17 AM