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Just saw my first commercial for the 2026 Masters and a quarter-zip & khakis materialized upon my body.
January 4, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Just saw my first commercial for the 2026 Masters and a quarter-zip & khakis materialized upon my body.
My wife just turned me into a deadbeat dad with two words. A Christmas thing needed some minor repair. I asked her if I could help and handle it. And she said “sure, if you want to step up” like I owe back child support.
January 1, 2026 at 7:12 PM
My wife just turned me into a deadbeat dad with two words. A Christmas thing needed some minor repair. I asked her if I could help and handle it. And she said “sure, if you want to step up” like I owe back child support.
You will never hate anything as much as NJ transit hates its customers.
December 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
You will never hate anything as much as NJ transit hates its customers.
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just got a visit from the cops because some karen complained that i’ve been yelling “you there boy what day is this” at kids in the street for the past three hours 🙄
December 25, 2024 at 4:05 PM
just got a visit from the cops because some karen complained that i’ve been yelling “you there boy what day is this” at kids in the street for the past three hours 🙄
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Philip Rivers looks like the way I imagine multimillionaire industrialist Leo Farnsworth appeared to the world when he quarterbacked his LA Rams In “Heaven Can Wait.”
December 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Philip Rivers looks like the way I imagine multimillionaire industrialist Leo Farnsworth appeared to the world when he quarterbacked his LA Rams In “Heaven Can Wait.”
Me: so how bad am I gonna sweat ?
C&C music factory: well, the plan is to make you sweat till you bleed. Is that dope enough?
Me: I guess????
C&C music factory: well, the plan is to make you sweat till you bleed. Is that dope enough?
Me: I guess????
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Me: so how bad am I gonna sweat ?
C&C music factory: well, the plan is to make you sweat till you bleed. Is that dope enough?
Me: I guess????
C&C music factory: well, the plan is to make you sweat till you bleed. Is that dope enough?
Me: I guess????
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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I love it when you call me il Papa
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I love it when you call me il Papa
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
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i hope the five new bananas didn't see me throwing out the four old bananas
August 26, 2023 at 6:55 PM
i hope the five new bananas didn't see me throwing out the four old bananas
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*when Elmer fudd is tricked by bugs bunny wearing lipstick and a wig* disgusting. the bald childs perversion is only matched by his banality *when bugs bunny is tricked by a wind up girl rabbit with a stick of dynamite in the back* haha he's just like me for real. we've all been there brother
October 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
*when Elmer fudd is tricked by bugs bunny wearing lipstick and a wig* disgusting. the bald childs perversion is only matched by his banality *when bugs bunny is tricked by a wind up girl rabbit with a stick of dynamite in the back* haha he's just like me for real. we've all been there brother
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sometimes Slow Horses is kind of like if Looney Tunes made a live-action adaptation of a John le Carre novel, (complimentary) (obviously)
October 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
sometimes Slow Horses is kind of like if Looney Tunes made a live-action adaptation of a John le Carre novel, (complimentary) (obviously)
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Have the kind of career where people can come up with, like, eight or nine favorite performances of yours.
(The Fugitive and Memento, obviously.)
(The Fugitive and Memento, obviously.)
Just gotta add a couple of faves from this king
September 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Have the kind of career where people can come up with, like, eight or nine favorite performances of yours.
(The Fugitive and Memento, obviously.)
(The Fugitive and Memento, obviously.)
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Hotter than 🐀 🐀 🍆 in a wool 🧦
July 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Hotter than 🐀 🐀 🍆 in a wool 🧦
Im just realizing right now that the plots of Michael Clayton and The Fugitive are basically the same but the victims and points of view are different. I’m going to ask for privacy at this time.
July 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Im just realizing right now that the plots of Michael Clayton and The Fugitive are basically the same but the victims and points of view are different. I’m going to ask for privacy at this time.
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I will never “lock in”
June 10, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I will never “lock in”
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I finally watched Conclave. I like that Ralph Fiennes has the same energy as Kermit the Frog trying to keep The Muppet Show from going off the rails.
May 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I finally watched Conclave. I like that Ralph Fiennes has the same energy as Kermit the Frog trying to keep The Muppet Show from going off the rails.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
March 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
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@dicknixon.bsky.social Sir, have you watched The Turnaround yet on Netflix? It’s about your Phillies, but only just. Well worth 25 minutes of your time. And there’s a surprise in the credits.
December 30, 2024 at 7:59 PM
@dicknixon.bsky.social Sir, have you watched The Turnaround yet on Netflix? It’s about your Phillies, but only just. Well worth 25 minutes of your time. And there’s a surprise in the credits.
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opening my new rental business that only stocks copies of Michael Clayton
December 14, 2024 at 7:07 PM
opening my new rental business that only stocks copies of Michael Clayton
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Did you see that Bears game last week? Hell of a game.
November 28, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Did you see that Bears game last week? Hell of a game.
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my alma mater's greatest football moment, we will not be discussing anything that follows
November 23, 2024 at 5:59 PM
my alma mater's greatest football moment, we will not be discussing anything that follows