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Stabby The Snail
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Geriatric millennial. Already an oldhead at 30. Send help.

Proud advocate of Fully Automated Gay Space Communism™.

GO BIRDS MFER!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NEW: A Kansas court declined to rule on the constitutionality of the death penalty, but agreed with our experts that the death penalty is costly, racially biased, and ineffective.

Our fight to end the death penalty in Kansas and across the nation continues.
April 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Just saw a group of school children booing a passing Tesla, and it wasn’t even a cyber truck
April 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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On the Delfino Airstrip in Super Mario Sunshine, there is a Strollin' Stu that is doomed to walk off the pier and die 14 seconds after the level loads. However, by moving quickly enough, it is possible to reach him before this happens and divert him from his path, saving him.
April 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Jalen Hurts named to TIME magazines Top 100 influential people of 2025

www.bleedinggreennation.com/2025/4/16/24...
Jalen Hurts named to TIME magazines Top 100 influential people of 2025 list
The Eagles QB continues to rack up the accolades after winning Super Bowl LIX.
www.bleedinggreennation.com
April 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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This adorable Long-Tailed Tit has been collecting moss in your feed.

(You should probably compliment them now).
April 16, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take
April 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
That's it. We dyin yall
Looking at temperature anomalies over the last month (left), 3 months (center), and 12 months (right) around the Northern Hemisphere...

Data from @copernicusecmwf.bsky.social ERA5 reanalysis.
April 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Looking at temperature anomalies over the last month (left), 3 months (center), and 12 months (right) around the Northern Hemisphere...

Data from @copernicusecmwf.bsky.social ERA5 reanalysis.
April 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article
April 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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i think shutting the government down is preferably to nullifying article i of the constitution
The weeks of performative “resistance” from those in my party were limited to undignified antics.

Voting to shut the government down will punish millions or risk a recession.

I disagree with many points in the CR, but I will never vote to shut our government down.
March 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Not only did the Chiefs lose the Super Bowl, but this player got hurt during the game.

#ETTD
February 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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I feel as if it’s important to remind everybody that the Philadelphia Eagles kicked the piss out of Kansas City last night.
February 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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i'm
not
reading
any
white
ass
reviews
about
that
black
ass
halftime
show. 👨🏽‍⚖️
February 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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The Eagles probably had the best offensive line in the NFL when they won it all in 2017, & they did again in 2024. The only lineman to start for both teams was Lane Johnson. He's been, IMO, the best offensive lineman in the NFL over like the last 8 years. Criminally underrated.
February 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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No fewer than five or six times today that I just started giggling unexpectedly, remembering that the Birds actually just stripped the Chiefs clean for parts.
February 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Far-right populists much more likely than the left to spread fake news – study
Far-right populists much more likely than the left to spread fake news – study
Amplifying misinformation is now part of radical right strategy, says Dutch study of tweets by MPs in 26 countries Far-right populists are significantly more likely to spread fake news on social media than politicians from mainstream or far-left parties,…
www.theguardian.com
February 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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As I said before the game, based on how Chiefs play in their 2 hi structure, the Eagles had to find a way to get Slim a target deep middle.

This is partially why putting McDuffie on AJ made little sense to me. Not only does AJ have the matchup advantage, but it puts Slim on a lesser CB.

Volume up
February 11, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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KY GOV. BESHEAR: “If they eliminated the Department of Education and its funding, that’s half a billion dollars in meals for kids that otherwise might go hungry.”
February 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Thou shalt not spend millions on Super Bowl ads about Jesus when you could’ve used it to feed the hungry.
February 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance
theonion.com/investi...
February 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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February 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM