Red Shell Kahina
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Red Shell Kahina
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The mouse was the only proof that the field existed.
She/They
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Me communicating with the new Japanese users.
December 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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ludacris is short for "ludanarrative crissonance"
December 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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they recovered the black box from santa's sleigh looks like he hit those mountains on purpose you can hear the reindeer trying to stop him
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Gen Z doesn’t even understand, in my day there were videogames where Bart Simpson would illegally drive a car, no license, he was what 9 or 10 years old?!
(Voice quavering, glancing towards the gathering dark) and I do believe he was smoking camel wides the whole time
December 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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i think he has legitimate concerns that deserve to be heard. what if other newspapers can't succeed because the nyt has a biological advantage? or what if they feel uncomfortable sharing a bathroom with the nyt? are we supposed to just disregard those concerns out of a sense of "wokeness"?
This is as easy a test of your belief in the American system as is conceivable: Should this be an acceptable argument from a president?
December 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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god i don't ask for much but please let me win the one billion dollar lottery
December 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Witness the birth of a Dark Yule-niverse shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...
December 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Man our show is really funny
December 22, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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lying on the floor to jerk off "twin peaks style"
Excited for this to replace medical science in the next year
December 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Three Hours of Tree Law Comeuppance - Real Tree Law Stories for Cozy Relaxation | Tree Law Fines & Replanting ASMR
December 20, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
December 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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i have a three step plan for dealing with Gen Z republicans

1. Ask Gen Z’ers which party they belong to.

2. Gather everyone who responds “Republican” into one physical location.

Follow to learn step 3
December 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Bring Back Open Hand Slapping
December 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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[when there’s immortals] yo dude are these of aveum?
December 19, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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noam chomsky to jeffrey epstein for some reason
December 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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(transferring to Arthur’s school from Arthur) so what the fuck are you guys
December 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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I fed it blue pungent water from a unique botle
December 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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i'm teaching yuzu how to do my taxes
December 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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this is my favorite scam text i've ever received
December 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Hey if you followed me on twitter, I lost control of that account and at least for the moment will not be making a new one
December 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Bitches with poor circulation be like oy govna can i give you an ice cold handy ? Also they’re British
December 17, 2025 at 6:09 AM