Red Shell Kahina
@statueofownass.bsky.social
The mouse was the only proof that the field existed.
She/They
She/They
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Me communicating with the new Japanese users.
December 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Me communicating with the new Japanese users.
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ludacris is short for "ludanarrative crissonance"
December 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
ludacris is short for "ludanarrative crissonance"
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they recovered the black box from santa's sleigh looks like he hit those mountains on purpose you can hear the reindeer trying to stop him
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
they recovered the black box from santa's sleigh looks like he hit those mountains on purpose you can hear the reindeer trying to stop him
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Gen Z doesn’t even understand, in my day there were videogames where Bart Simpson would illegally drive a car, no license, he was what 9 or 10 years old?!
(Voice quavering, glancing towards the gathering dark) and I do believe he was smoking camel wides the whole time
(Voice quavering, glancing towards the gathering dark) and I do believe he was smoking camel wides the whole time
December 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Gen Z doesn’t even understand, in my day there were videogames where Bart Simpson would illegally drive a car, no license, he was what 9 or 10 years old?!
(Voice quavering, glancing towards the gathering dark) and I do believe he was smoking camel wides the whole time
(Voice quavering, glancing towards the gathering dark) and I do believe he was smoking camel wides the whole time
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i think he has legitimate concerns that deserve to be heard. what if other newspapers can't succeed because the nyt has a biological advantage? or what if they feel uncomfortable sharing a bathroom with the nyt? are we supposed to just disregard those concerns out of a sense of "wokeness"?
This is as easy a test of your belief in the American system as is conceivable: Should this be an acceptable argument from a president?
December 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
i think he has legitimate concerns that deserve to be heard. what if other newspapers can't succeed because the nyt has a biological advantage? or what if they feel uncomfortable sharing a bathroom with the nyt? are we supposed to just disregard those concerns out of a sense of "wokeness"?
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god i don't ask for much but please let me win the one billion dollar lottery
December 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
god i don't ask for much but please let me win the one billion dollar lottery
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Witness the birth of a Dark Yule-niverse shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...
December 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Witness the birth of a Dark Yule-niverse shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...
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Man our show is really funny
December 22, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Man our show is really funny
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lying on the floor to jerk off "twin peaks style"
Excited for this to replace medical science in the next year
December 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
lying on the floor to jerk off "twin peaks style"
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Three Hours of Tree Law Comeuppance - Real Tree Law Stories for Cozy Relaxation | Tree Law Fines & Replanting ASMR
December 20, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Three Hours of Tree Law Comeuppance - Real Tree Law Stories for Cozy Relaxation | Tree Law Fines & Replanting ASMR
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Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.
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i have a three step plan for dealing with Gen Z republicans
1. Ask Gen Z’ers which party they belong to.
2. Gather everyone who responds “Republican” into one physical location.
Follow to learn step 3
1. Ask Gen Z’ers which party they belong to.
2. Gather everyone who responds “Republican” into one physical location.
Follow to learn step 3
December 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
i have a three step plan for dealing with Gen Z republicans
1. Ask Gen Z’ers which party they belong to.
2. Gather everyone who responds “Republican” into one physical location.
Follow to learn step 3
1. Ask Gen Z’ers which party they belong to.
2. Gather everyone who responds “Republican” into one physical location.
Follow to learn step 3
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Bring Back Open Hand Slapping
December 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Bring Back Open Hand Slapping
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[when there’s immortals] yo dude are these of aveum?
December 19, 2025 at 9:24 AM
[when there’s immortals] yo dude are these of aveum?
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noam chomsky to jeffrey epstein for some reason
December 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
noam chomsky to jeffrey epstein for some reason
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(transferring to Arthur’s school from Arthur) so what the fuck are you guys
December 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
(transferring to Arthur’s school from Arthur) so what the fuck are you guys
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I fed it blue pungent water from a unique botle
December 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I fed it blue pungent water from a unique botle
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i'm teaching yuzu how to do my taxes
December 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
i'm teaching yuzu how to do my taxes
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this is my favorite scam text i've ever received
December 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
this is my favorite scam text i've ever received
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
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Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
Hey if you followed me on twitter, I lost control of that account and at least for the moment will not be making a new one
December 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Hey if you followed me on twitter, I lost control of that account and at least for the moment will not be making a new one
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Bitches with poor circulation be like oy govna can i give you an ice cold handy ? Also they’re British
December 17, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Bitches with poor circulation be like oy govna can i give you an ice cold handy ? Also they’re British