Steve Wozniak
@stevewozniak.bsky.social
FEST app guy. Chilluminati. Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater hall of famer. Korean living in America. That’s my real name. I’m not changing it and your comments about it are all bad.
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Steve Wozniak
@stevewozniak.bsky.social
· Dec 26
BLUESKY LORE TIME: I took my original profile photo in this exact location. I was shadowbanned for “impersonation”, because a Bluesky dev decided me using my actual name + this photo deceived users into thinking this was the other Steve (@stevewoz.bsky.social, co’founder of Apple)’s account.
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The officer was "heading for duty" Wednesday night when his "weapon discharged and he accidentally shot himself in the testicles" in the station's parking lot, records show.
Off-duty Chicago cop accidentally shoots himself in groin outside police station in Gresham
chicago.suntimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The officer was "heading for duty" Wednesday night when his "weapon discharged and he accidentally shot himself in the testicles" in the station's parking lot, records show.
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Many of the details in this story are incredibly fucked up, but others are just remarkably stupid.
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Many of the details in this story are incredibly fucked up, but others are just remarkably stupid.
wouldn’t be hell without cursed word problem math homework
So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
wouldn’t be hell without cursed word problem math homework
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You know how you can tell who the Dems are when you visit the Capitol it's real easy they're the morons with a "KICK ME" sign taped to their back like George McFly
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
You know how you can tell who the Dems are when you visit the Capitol it's real easy they're the morons with a "KICK ME" sign taped to their back like George McFly
sick, thanks
Jobs always had a fascist streak of course but Steve Wozniak is a genuinely cool dude.
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
sick, thanks
….this is rape
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
….this is rape
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what if i invented a dating app that actually verified men’s heights and highlighted on their profile how tall they claim to be next to how tall they actually are
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
what if i invented a dating app that actually verified men’s heights and highlighted on their profile how tall they claim to be next to how tall they actually are
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turns out the emails we should have been reading in 2016 were from the NYT
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
turns out the emails we should have been reading in 2016 were from the NYT
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paying the new york times for ANYTHING is officially transphobic (well it has been for a while now). i don’t make the rules
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
paying the new york times for ANYTHING is officially transphobic (well it has been for a while now). i don’t make the rules
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yeah it's a good thing Landon didn't publish any of this shit. the Times might have had to bump an article about trans people.
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“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
yeah it's a good thing Landon didn't publish any of this shit. the Times might have had to bump an article about trans people.
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Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?
Stuff like this makes me wonder why there hasn't been any reporting about Trump having affairs during his presidencies
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
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every tiny crumb that leaks out is a career ending bombshell and we’re all just supposed to go on with our lives while our elected representatives shrug and tell us there’s nothing to be done about the president’s involvement in a child sex trafficking operation
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
every tiny crumb that leaks out is a career ending bombshell and we’re all just supposed to go on with our lives while our elected representatives shrug and tell us there’s nothing to be done about the president’s involvement in a child sex trafficking operation
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It’s as simple as this
the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It’s as simple as this
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
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This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
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Agree.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Agree.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
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Sanders: That is a totally meaningless gesture. You can get 100 votes here and it won't mean anything because the House is not going to take it up.
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Sanders: That is a totally meaningless gesture. You can get 100 votes here and it won't mean anything because the House is not going to take it up.
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It's not even this. The Democrats know that there is no football.
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
It's not even this. The Democrats know that there is no football.
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YO VOTE ON THE WORKING FAMILIES PARTY LINE FOR ZOHRAN.
NOT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY LINE.
IT COUNTS THE SAME, AND IT DOESN’T REWARD THE PARTY MURDERING CIVILIANS AND HOLDING EVERYONE’S RIGHTS HOSTAGE UNLESS YOU PAY THEM VIA FUNDRAISING EMAIL.
TUESDAY WE END THE SEX PEST’S CAREER.
NOT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY LINE.
IT COUNTS THE SAME, AND IT DOESN’T REWARD THE PARTY MURDERING CIVILIANS AND HOLDING EVERYONE’S RIGHTS HOSTAGE UNLESS YOU PAY THEM VIA FUNDRAISING EMAIL.
TUESDAY WE END THE SEX PEST’S CAREER.
November 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
YO VOTE ON THE WORKING FAMILIES PARTY LINE FOR ZOHRAN.
NOT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY LINE.
IT COUNTS THE SAME, AND IT DOESN’T REWARD THE PARTY MURDERING CIVILIANS AND HOLDING EVERYONE’S RIGHTS HOSTAGE UNLESS YOU PAY THEM VIA FUNDRAISING EMAIL.
TUESDAY WE END THE SEX PEST’S CAREER.
NOT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY LINE.
IT COUNTS THE SAME, AND IT DOESN’T REWARD THE PARTY MURDERING CIVILIANS AND HOLDING EVERYONE’S RIGHTS HOSTAGE UNLESS YOU PAY THEM VIA FUNDRAISING EMAIL.
TUESDAY WE END THE SEX PEST’S CAREER.
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ya ever think about how many nyc polling places are in elementary schools and how republicans never win in nyc elections and how certain types of people aren’t legally allowed near schools
November 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
ya ever think about how many nyc polling places are in elementary schools and how republicans never win in nyc elections and how certain types of people aren’t legally allowed near schools