Stompus Maximus
@stompusmaximus.bsky.social
UberGeek, Atheist, Nerd, Highlander, veteran, Husband to the wonderful @shortymcstompy, Roller Derby referee. Scottish when I want to be (which is quite often)
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Since the very dawn of humanity, from the time we stopped being apes and started being humans, we imagine that people have looked at the heavens, seen the regular progression of the stars across the night sky, observed the movements of the planets, and asked themselves, "When is bins?"
August 23, 2024 at 8:06 AM
Since the very dawn of humanity, from the time we stopped being apes and started being humans, we imagine that people have looked at the heavens, seen the regular progression of the stars across the night sky, observed the movements of the planets, and asked themselves, "When is bins?"
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December 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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top of the Morn to you. ☕️
December 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
top of the Morn to you. ☕️
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Are You There, God? God? God, You're On Mute. You're On Mute. God, You're, OK, Yep, We Can Hear You Now God, No, I Know, You'd Think We'd All Be Used To It By Now, Haha, Okay, So, It's Me, Margaret
December 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Are You There, God? God? God, You're On Mute. You're On Mute. God, You're, OK, Yep, We Can Hear You Now God, No, I Know, You'd Think We'd All Be Used To It By Now, Haha, Okay, So, It's Me, Margaret
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Joy Division vs Charlie Brown dance party also slaps...
October 8, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Joy Division vs Charlie Brown dance party also slaps...
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Not rude things, a thread:
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Not rude things, a thread:
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For those who don't want to spend December trying to avoid hearing the blessed St George of Michael, here is Ali's excellent Christmas music bingo card
December 1, 2025 at 9:41 AM
For those who don't want to spend December trying to avoid hearing the blessed St George of Michael, here is Ali's excellent Christmas music bingo card
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Guy Fawkes' signature before & after watching the final episode of Celebrity Traitors.
#celebritytraitors #thetraitors #traitors
#celebritytraitors #thetraitors #traitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Guy Fawkes' signature before & after watching the final episode of Celebrity Traitors.
#celebritytraitors #thetraitors #traitors
#celebritytraitors #thetraitors #traitors
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Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR
November 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR
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Hate those clickbaity articles that are like “12 minutes to an amazing ass!” And it’s always just exercise, and never a google maps location.
November 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Hate those clickbaity articles that are like “12 minutes to an amazing ass!” And it’s always just exercise, and never a google maps location.
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What idiot called it ‘Storm Benjamin’ and not ‘It’s Raining Ben’?
October 23, 2025 at 8:35 AM
What idiot called it ‘Storm Benjamin’ and not ‘It’s Raining Ben’?
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A Happy Back To The Future Day to all who celebrate.
October 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
A Happy Back To The Future Day to all who celebrate.
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October 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”
October 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”
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On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read
October 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read
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As we’re celebrating Jim Henson, here’s lots of little Muppet doodles!
September 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
As we’re celebrating Jim Henson, here’s lots of little Muppet doodles!
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I’m autistic. Not because of Tylenol.
Not because of vaccines.
Not because of some headline.
I’m autistic because that’s how
my brain works. Stop treating us
like a problem. Start listening to us.
Not because of vaccines.
Not because of some headline.
I’m autistic because that’s how
my brain works. Stop treating us
like a problem. Start listening to us.
September 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I’m autistic. Not because of Tylenol.
Not because of vaccines.
Not because of some headline.
I’m autistic because that’s how
my brain works. Stop treating us
like a problem. Start listening to us.
Not because of vaccines.
Not because of some headline.
I’m autistic because that’s how
my brain works. Stop treating us
like a problem. Start listening to us.