Chris Bartram
@stymaster.bsky.social
Network Monkey.
"If you can't be a shining example, then at least you can be a terrible warning"
"If you can't be a shining example, then at least you can be a terrible warning"
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Now this is one cleaver little prairie dog..
Wait for it…. 😂🤣
Wait for it…. 😂🤣
July 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Now this is one cleaver little prairie dog..
Wait for it…. 😂🤣
Wait for it…. 😂🤣
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Morning beautiful people. Scout says have a great weekend. Unless you're going to Tommy Robinson's Big Christian Ethnonationalist Carol Service. In that case, Scout says, you can get fucked.
December 13, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Morning beautiful people. Scout says have a great weekend. Unless you're going to Tommy Robinson's Big Christian Ethnonationalist Carol Service. In that case, Scout says, you can get fucked.
Tell your MP to attend the debate on the Online Safety Act action.openrightsgroup.org/tell-your-mp...
Tell your MP to attend the debate on the Online Safety Act
action.openrightsgroup.org
December 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Tell your MP to attend the debate on the Online Safety Act action.openrightsgroup.org/tell-your-mp...
December 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Without exception, every single person with 007 in their personalised number plate is a weapons grade bellend
December 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Without exception, every single person with 007 in their personalised number plate is a weapons grade bellend
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Sometimes my partner sends me absolute bangers
April 23, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Sometimes my partner sends me absolute bangers
Victoria Square. Good job it's a damp weekday.
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Victoria Square. Good job it's a damp weekday.
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Why should young people participate in an economy that offers them no hope for the future?
The inter-generational bargain that kept British capitalism afloat has collapsed - and Labour is too busy listening to corporate lobbyists to do anything about it.
graceblakeley.substack.com/p/generation...
The inter-generational bargain that kept British capitalism afloat has collapsed - and Labour is too busy listening to corporate lobbyists to do anything about it.
graceblakeley.substack.com/p/generation...
Generation Despair
Work doesn’t pay, housing is a trap, and life has been enshittified — why should young people keep propping up a system rigged against them?
graceblakeley.substack.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Why should young people participate in an economy that offers them no hope for the future?
The inter-generational bargain that kept British capitalism afloat has collapsed - and Labour is too busy listening to corporate lobbyists to do anything about it.
graceblakeley.substack.com/p/generation...
The inter-generational bargain that kept British capitalism afloat has collapsed - and Labour is too busy listening to corporate lobbyists to do anything about it.
graceblakeley.substack.com/p/generation...
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
I know how to fit solder-on BNC/TNC plugs. Learnt around 1990, last used c2004 on a bit of thin ethernet (the reason why escapes me, but we only had solder plugs and literally no-one else in the team could fit one).
I know how to fit solder-on BNC/TNC plugs. Learnt around 1990, last used c2004 on a bit of thin ethernet (the reason why escapes me, but we only had solder plugs and literally no-one else in the team could fit one).
December 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
I know how to fit solder-on BNC/TNC plugs. Learnt around 1990, last used c2004 on a bit of thin ethernet (the reason why escapes me, but we only had solder plugs and literally no-one else in the team could fit one).
I know how to fit solder-on BNC/TNC plugs. Learnt around 1990, last used c2004 on a bit of thin ethernet (the reason why escapes me, but we only had solder plugs and literally no-one else in the team could fit one).
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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
one is an irrelevant muppet who talks unintelligible gibberish from the broom cupboard
The other is called Gordon
one is an irrelevant muppet who talks unintelligible gibberish from the broom cupboard
The other is called Gordon
December 8, 2025 at 10:03 AM
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
one is an irrelevant muppet who talks unintelligible gibberish from the broom cupboard
The other is called Gordon
one is an irrelevant muppet who talks unintelligible gibberish from the broom cupboard
The other is called Gordon
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Stolen from Illiterate Britain on Facebook, and it’s not the spelling that has me needing to ask questions #FacebookNews
![Hello lovely [locality redacted] is there any local beauticians that do vajazzles. Me and my dorter want to get one for Christmas. Wondering if there's any Christmas markets that might have a stool doing them.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j45cwydngasqcktrd4cdi6tx/bafkreialhhyl6hmjif2lnzeeswcudl536u7zynhr42t2ehehffr7gkvn2y@jpeg)
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Stolen from Illiterate Britain on Facebook, and it’s not the spelling that has me needing to ask questions #FacebookNews
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Oh sure kids, the Greens SOUND cool, with their "no more war" and "hey everyone, let's smoke a doobie", but they're not living in the REAL world. in the real world, we starve children and ban trans people from Girl Guiding because the Daily Mail told us to. it's called MATURE GOVERNMENT
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Oh sure kids, the Greens SOUND cool, with their "no more war" and "hey everyone, let's smoke a doobie", but they're not living in the REAL world. in the real world, we starve children and ban trans people from Girl Guiding because the Daily Mail told us to. it's called MATURE GOVERNMENT
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[wearing my sickos t shirt whilst smiling so wide im like Jack Nicholsons Joker] oh wow, that sounds sooooo bad
December 7, 2025 at 9:33 AM
[wearing my sickos t shirt whilst smiling so wide im like Jack Nicholsons Joker] oh wow, that sounds sooooo bad
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#WesStreeting can go fuck himself. He'd be better off joining the Tories or Reform. An utter cunt. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
I realise now that my view on mental health overdiagnosis was divisive. We all need better evidence | Wes Streeting
The surge in mental ill health is hugely distressing. That’s why I’ve commissioned a review to find out what’s driving it, says health secretary Wes Streeting
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
#WesStreeting can go fuck himself. He'd be better off joining the Tories or Reform. An utter cunt. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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I think this was my proudest ever avhievement
December 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I think this was my proudest ever avhievement
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Watched a delightful nativity today and it reminded me of the time I directed one early in my career.
I wanted 'Mary' to react in shock to 'Gabriel' and foolishly told her to react like a mum would - cue angel appearing and the six-year-old Mary yelling, "F*cking Hell!" at the top of her voice.
I wanted 'Mary' to react in shock to 'Gabriel' and foolishly told her to react like a mum would - cue angel appearing and the six-year-old Mary yelling, "F*cking Hell!" at the top of her voice.
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Watched a delightful nativity today and it reminded me of the time I directed one early in my career.
I wanted 'Mary' to react in shock to 'Gabriel' and foolishly told her to react like a mum would - cue angel appearing and the six-year-old Mary yelling, "F*cking Hell!" at the top of her voice.
I wanted 'Mary' to react in shock to 'Gabriel' and foolishly told her to react like a mum would - cue angel appearing and the six-year-old Mary yelling, "F*cking Hell!" at the top of her voice.
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Be fair he has been really busy connecting with the ordinary people.
December 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Be fair he has been really busy connecting with the ordinary people.
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At what point do Starmer, the Tory advisors he's surrounded himself with, and his cabinet of cowards look at the polls and realise that keeping Daily Mail readers' obsessions and talking points in the headlines every day has been a fucking disaster?
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
At what point do Starmer, the Tory advisors he's surrounded himself with, and his cabinet of cowards look at the polls and realise that keeping Daily Mail readers' obsessions and talking points in the headlines every day has been a fucking disaster?
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Yet more proof that the Great British Public cannot be trusted.
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
When Macaulay Culkin recently said he didn’t consider Die Hard to be a Christmas film – wading into one of pop culture’s most heated holiday debates – he was booed by a live audience.
But it looks like the British people are behind the actor, with a survey revealing that Home Alone is the UK’s favourite festive film, while Die Hard has officially been voted not a Christmas movie. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Yet more proof that the Great British Public cannot be trusted.
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...on your work managed device.
We should assume no level of privacy from work on work managed devices. At least not us regular folk.
We should assume no level of privacy from work on work managed devices. At least not us regular folk.
Normal and great
> Microsoft triggered a viral furor when it revealed a Teams update to tell your company when you’re not at work. Now Google has done the same. Forget end-to-end encryption. A new Android update means your RCS and SMS texts are no longer private.
www.forbes.com/sites/zakdof...
> Microsoft triggered a viral furor when it revealed a Teams update to tell your company when you’re not at work. Now Google has done the same. Forget end-to-end encryption. A new Android update means your RCS and SMS texts are no longer private.
www.forbes.com/sites/zakdof...
Google Starts Sharing All Your Text Messages With Your Employer
Warning — what happens on your Android phone, doesn’t stay on your Android phone.
www.forbes.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
...on your work managed device.
We should assume no level of privacy from work on work managed devices. At least not us regular folk.
We should assume no level of privacy from work on work managed devices. At least not us regular folk.
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#Edinburgh looking rather fine this evening
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
#Edinburgh looking rather fine this evening
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Good afternoon welcome to week 28 of our 52 week challenge. This weeks question . What word makes you cringe or titter or both? (Mine is gusset ) #Challenge52
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Good afternoon welcome to week 28 of our 52 week challenge. This weeks question . What word makes you cringe or titter or both? (Mine is gusset ) #Challenge52
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You ask the public do they like hunting?
They say no.
Ask them if they like paedos.
They say no again.
How about tax avoiders?
No too.
What about people living off the state?
No!
And then you show them a family of lazy fox hunting paedo tax dodgers.
And they get their bunting out.
They say no.
Ask them if they like paedos.
They say no again.
How about tax avoiders?
No too.
What about people living off the state?
No!
And then you show them a family of lazy fox hunting paedo tax dodgers.
And they get their bunting out.
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
You ask the public do they like hunting?
They say no.
Ask them if they like paedos.
They say no again.
How about tax avoiders?
No too.
What about people living off the state?
No!
And then you show them a family of lazy fox hunting paedo tax dodgers.
And they get their bunting out.
They say no.
Ask them if they like paedos.
They say no again.
How about tax avoiders?
No too.
What about people living off the state?
No!
And then you show them a family of lazy fox hunting paedo tax dodgers.
And they get their bunting out.