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ok what color smoke will they put in the courthouse chimney if he’s guilty
May 30, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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THIS IS A GREAT DAY TO BE A WINE MOM. SHOUTOUT TO SETH MEYERS AND EVERY GOLDENDOODLE OWNER WHO WEARS SHIRTS THAT SAY "LIBRARIES ARE FOR US ALL" ETC.
May 30, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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May 30, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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ah well neverthele- wait what
May 30, 2024 at 9:11 PM
(leans toward attorney) is that good
May 30, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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May 30, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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May 30, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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34 counts of lol, lmao even
May 30, 2024 at 9:21 PM
well, on the bright side I didn't get convicted of 34 felonies today
May 30, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Any Jerry Beans Man fans on Bluesky?
January 4, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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Once again, I am vindicated. Never doubt me.
January 3, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT THEY THINK
Stoicism is when you are like Batman
December 30, 2023 at 4:46 PM
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Dorktown: 1977 Bucs!
December 28, 2023 at 6:00 AM
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i think every major city should widen its entire street grid so that every street is about 1400 feet wide, and then have one really huge, really fast car that everyone rides around in. anyone who is caught walking would be arrested and sent to mine the coal required by the huge car
December 28, 2023 at 6:15 PM
Sorry for posting that bean thing twice. I just really believe in it
December 21, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Dont u think a bean kinda has the best shape?
December 21, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Dont u think a bean kinda has the best shape?
December 21, 2023 at 9:03 PM
Bi-son or buffalo bill daughter
December 15, 2023 at 3:10 AM
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not enough
December 14, 2023 at 3:02 PM
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trying to make it to the weekend
December 14, 2023 at 2:22 PM
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this was their first record after their falling out with lou reed. you can tell in the vocals, joff is still super fucked up over the whole thing
November 29, 2023 at 4:47 PM
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Covering your eyes at karaoke, flexing on the locals
November 25, 2023 at 4:25 AM
Yo @alyankovic.bsky.social check this HEAT out. Its about the Spotted Lanternflys:

A grub is a fly that thinks hes fine
But is also a habitat buster
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke thorax

(Part 1/2)
November 24, 2023 at 11:52 PM
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Is it Live Más or nah?
November 22, 2023 at 10:12 PM