Tabula Rojo
@tabularojo.bsky.social
Pop Culture Enthusiast Socialist Spaceboy 35 he/him
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“Lay down, sweetheart, and let grandma tell you about the time all of the women in the neighborhood lusted over the robot with scissors for hands that murdered my ex-boyfriend.”
January 18, 2026 at 1:39 AM
“Lay down, sweetheart, and let grandma tell you about the time all of the women in the neighborhood lusted over the robot with scissors for hands that murdered my ex-boyfriend.”
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Being tokupilled means going from "wow these effects are pretty corny" to "this is literally the coolest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life".
January 19, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Being tokupilled means going from "wow these effects are pretty corny" to "this is literally the coolest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life".
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Imagine your house falls down one day and it's because a load of parakeets have been systematically eating your mortar
Parakeets feeding on Welwyn barn wall display Amazonian behaviour
Ornithologist Jack Baddams says the video is "really cool".
www.bbc.co.uk
January 19, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Imagine your house falls down one day and it's because a load of parakeets have been systematically eating your mortar
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1️⃣ He didn't say that.
2️⃣ He said it, but you misunderstood him.
3️⃣ He said what you understood, but he was just trolling.
4️⃣ He was serious but he's just negotiating, not going to do it.
5️⃣ He's going to do it for grand strategy reasons I've invented.
6️⃣ Look what you liberals made him do.
2️⃣ He said it, but you misunderstood him.
3️⃣ He said what you understood, but he was just trolling.
4️⃣ He was serious but he's just negotiating, not going to do it.
5️⃣ He's going to do it for grand strategy reasons I've invented.
6️⃣ Look what you liberals made him do.
January 19, 2026 at 10:34 AM
1️⃣ He didn't say that.
2️⃣ He said it, but you misunderstood him.
3️⃣ He said what you understood, but he was just trolling.
4️⃣ He was serious but he's just negotiating, not going to do it.
5️⃣ He's going to do it for grand strategy reasons I've invented.
6️⃣ Look what you liberals made him do.
2️⃣ He said it, but you misunderstood him.
3️⃣ He said what you understood, but he was just trolling.
4️⃣ He was serious but he's just negotiating, not going to do it.
5️⃣ He's going to do it for grand strategy reasons I've invented.
6️⃣ Look what you liberals made him do.
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Okay they got me with this one
January 19, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Okay they got me with this one
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Gosh, if only there were a constitutional mechanism for removing a president who is mentally ill and unfit to hold office.
January 19, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Gosh, if only there were a constitutional mechanism for removing a president who is mentally ill and unfit to hold office.
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Can a dog’s reflexes be same as a Cat’s🤪
January 19, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Can a dog’s reflexes be same as a Cat’s🤪
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We had endless articles and TV clips about Biden's mental capacity but silence about Trump's obvious unfitness when he says he's going to start a war with Denmark over Greenland because he didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize.
Not the sort of letter committed to paper by a well man. "Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"
January 19, 2026 at 2:41 PM
We had endless articles and TV clips about Biden's mental capacity but silence about Trump's obvious unfitness when he says he's going to start a war with Denmark over Greenland because he didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Republican Nazis thought we would greet ICE as liberators. They fundamentally do not understand human decency.
Trump is privately worried about the "optics" of ICE raids and his advisers are looking for ways to soften them, Axios reports. I'm calling bullshit: The terror and violence cannot be hived off from the broader policy agenda. They are 100% intrinsic to it.
New piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2053...
New piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2053...
Trump’s Own Advisers Suddenly Unnerved as ICE Raids Take Horrific Turn
So the president doesn’t like the “optics” of what ICE is doing. But there’s no such thing as sanitized, popular mass deportations—and this is by design.
newrepublic.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Republican Nazis thought we would greet ICE as liberators. They fundamentally do not understand human decency.
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Hear! Hear! Very well said, @starwarsexplained.com. youtu.be/qBTwEWZVMXE?...
Why Disney Struggles To Make Star Wars Movies
YouTube video by Star Wars Explained
youtu.be
January 18, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Hear! Hear! Very well said, @starwarsexplained.com. youtu.be/qBTwEWZVMXE?...
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americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys
January 18, 2026 at 9:15 PM
americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys
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Crazy to see my Bluesky Account is almost at 10,000. That's not much in the grand scale of things, but it does a lot for me mentally. I can post anything here & you guys are generally cool with it.
January 19, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Crazy to see my Bluesky Account is almost at 10,000. That's not much in the grand scale of things, but it does a lot for me mentally. I can post anything here & you guys are generally cool with it.
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everybody shut up, it’s swan team 6
January 19, 2026 at 4:46 AM
everybody shut up, it’s swan team 6
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Rabbit, Sweden, 15th century
January 19, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Rabbit, Sweden, 15th century
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cleaning up my desktop and found this little gem
January 13, 2026 at 5:36 AM
cleaning up my desktop and found this little gem
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Putting the 'Pod' in podcast, we revisit Mary Norton's The Borrowers (1952) on today's episode of Eleanor & Alasdair Read That. And it had better be whimsical, goddammit!
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@eleanormorton.bsky.social
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@eleanormorton.bsky.social
January 19, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Putting the 'Pod' in podcast, we revisit Mary Norton's The Borrowers (1952) on today's episode of Eleanor & Alasdair Read That. And it had better be whimsical, goddammit!
linktr.ee/readthat
@eleanormorton.bsky.social
linktr.ee/readthat
@eleanormorton.bsky.social
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I've harped on congressional war powers for a long time and we do need to fix all that, but threatening to invade Greenland while ranting at Norway about the Nobel Peace Prize and imposing trade sanctions on NATO is more the kind of thing you can only fix by not having a literally insane president.
January 19, 2026 at 8:35 AM
I've harped on congressional war powers for a long time and we do need to fix all that, but threatening to invade Greenland while ranting at Norway about the Nobel Peace Prize and imposing trade sanctions on NATO is more the kind of thing you can only fix by not having a literally insane president.
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I've long considered Chris Farley to be America's Toshiro Mifune.
January 19, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I've long considered Chris Farley to be America's Toshiro Mifune.
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Happy birthday to Nash Edgerton!
Nash is the brother of Joel Edgerton (Owen Lars in the prequels and Obi-Wan Kenobi) and was Ewan McGregor’s stunt double in the prequels.
May the Force be with you!
Nash is the brother of Joel Edgerton (Owen Lars in the prequels and Obi-Wan Kenobi) and was Ewan McGregor’s stunt double in the prequels.
May the Force be with you!
January 19, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Happy birthday to Nash Edgerton!
Nash is the brother of Joel Edgerton (Owen Lars in the prequels and Obi-Wan Kenobi) and was Ewan McGregor’s stunt double in the prequels.
May the Force be with you!
Nash is the brother of Joel Edgerton (Owen Lars in the prequels and Obi-Wan Kenobi) and was Ewan McGregor’s stunt double in the prequels.
May the Force be with you!
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And Republicans wouldn't care.
We go into Greenland. We have to close every US base in Europe. The EU bans American owned airlines from European air space. Travel restrictions on US citizens are imposed. The European central banks dump dollars and treasuries, and the stock market goes into a tailspin.
January 19, 2026 at 6:53 AM
And Republicans wouldn't care.
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Henshin Cyborg Android Abe
People occasionally try to hide in Disneyland after closing. Not a good idea! They are all murdered by the Abraham Lincoln terminator
January 19, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Henshin Cyborg Android Abe
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Fun fact: Black Panthers doing perfectly legal (at the time) open carry in CA in the 1960s spurred then-Governor Reagan to sign the Mulford Act into law in 1965, prohibiting it.
These people have no consistent politics outside a desperate, leering need to keep hold of power and privilege.
These people have no consistent politics outside a desperate, leering need to keep hold of power and privilege.
January 19, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Fun fact: Black Panthers doing perfectly legal (at the time) open carry in CA in the 1960s spurred then-Governor Reagan to sign the Mulford Act into law in 1965, prohibiting it.
These people have no consistent politics outside a desperate, leering need to keep hold of power and privilege.
These people have no consistent politics outside a desperate, leering need to keep hold of power and privilege.