Jon Schroeder
@tallnstinky.bsky.social
I'm a gasoline gut with a Vaseline mind
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“Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. But teach a man how to fish and Pete Hegseth will murder him.”
December 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
“Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. But teach a man how to fish and Pete Hegseth will murder him.”
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Tim Robinson as Columbo, doing the "Just one more thing" but then asking a ridiculous question that has nothing to do with the murder
December 1, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Tim Robinson as Columbo, doing the "Just one more thing" but then asking a ridiculous question that has nothing to do with the murder
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My statement on Trump’s pointless war
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
My statement on Trump’s pointless war
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I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
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California needs a fighter and protector. I’m running for Governor.
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 AM
California needs a fighter and protector. I’m running for Governor.
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The White House dinner last night for MBS was a coterie of corruption & back channel access that has become synonymous with the #Trump regime—
Notable Attendees: Elon Musk, Tim Cook, David Ellison, Marc Benioff, Michael Dell, David Sacks, Charles Schwab, Stephen Wynn and many more..
Notable Attendees: Elon Musk, Tim Cook, David Ellison, Marc Benioff, Michael Dell, David Sacks, Charles Schwab, Stephen Wynn and many more..
November 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The White House dinner last night for MBS was a coterie of corruption & back channel access that has become synonymous with the #Trump regime—
Notable Attendees: Elon Musk, Tim Cook, David Ellison, Marc Benioff, Michael Dell, David Sacks, Charles Schwab, Stephen Wynn and many more..
Notable Attendees: Elon Musk, Tim Cook, David Ellison, Marc Benioff, Michael Dell, David Sacks, Charles Schwab, Stephen Wynn and many more..
"it’s so lazy to just constantly make fun of women for how they look. Only the liberals and the extremists do that"
-hatchet face and dog killer Kristi Noem
#QuietPiggy
-hatchet face and dog killer Kristi Noem
#QuietPiggy
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 AM
"it’s so lazy to just constantly make fun of women for how they look. Only the liberals and the extremists do that"
-hatchet face and dog killer Kristi Noem
#QuietPiggy
-hatchet face and dog killer Kristi Noem
#QuietPiggy
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has been hated by the left for years and never feared for her life. She’s been hated by the right for two days and had to hire security.
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been hated by the left for years and never feared for her life. She’s been hated by the right for two days and had to hire security.
the gofundme alone would set this reporter up for life
imagine how popular the first reporter that tells him to “eat shit” is gonna be
November 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
the gofundme alone would set this reporter up for life
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Why did not a single male reporter who were standing next to the president and the female reporter he called "piggy" say a word to the president about this and call him out then and there? Those who keep quiet in these moments are part of the problem.
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Why did not a single male reporter who were standing next to the president and the female reporter he called "piggy" say a word to the president about this and call him out then and there? Those who keep quiet in these moments are part of the problem.
Did Glenn Close and Jamie Farr ever work together?
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Did Glenn Close and Jamie Farr ever work together?
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virginia’s death is suspect as hell at this point and i cannot be persuaded otherwise
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
virginia’s death is suspect as hell at this point and i cannot be persuaded otherwise
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If kids got raped by clowns as often as they get raped by preachers it would be against the law to take your kids to the circus.
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MO Youth Pastor Gets 35 Years On Child Sex Charges - Joe.My.God.
Fort Smith’s Fox affiliate reports: A Missouri man has been convicted of trafficking minors in Benton County and sentenced to more than three decades in prison, according to authorities. A jury found ...
joemygod.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If kids got raped by clowns as often as they get raped by preachers it would be against the law to take your kids to the circus.
joemygod.com/2025/11/mo-y...
joemygod.com/2025/11/mo-y...
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people would rather be governed than ruled
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
people would rather be governed than ruled
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
![Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.
At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25
Then beneath it
TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j5hrotody26iqi24hcusufxu/bafkreib7wnor7hl45ryvmifde4sov74rrnexa3iecbyu7zxjx6brrslsiy@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
will never happen, we have to move to a time where we stop wasting time with those who don't
We need to go back to a time when truths were universally acknowledged.
November 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
will never happen, we have to move to a time where we stop wasting time with those who don't
and he's a fucking pedophile
According to new NBC and ABC/Ipsos polls, Trump's approval ratings — especially on the economy and cost of living — are now in the negative double digits.
Remember: Trump is a failing president.
He is not all powerful.
Remember: Trump is a failing president.
He is not all powerful.
November 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
and he's a fucking pedophile
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If Mamdani wins I will leave New York. I will go live in one of the other 5 houses I have, perhaps the one in South Florida, or the one in Paris, or Napa, or Cabo, but I will definitely leave New York. I will keep my apartment, though, because it's awesome and New York is great. But I will leave.
November 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
If Mamdani wins I will leave New York. I will go live in one of the other 5 houses I have, perhaps the one in South Florida, or the one in Paris, or Napa, or Cabo, but I will definitely leave New York. I will keep my apartment, though, because it's awesome and New York is great. But I will leave.
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It must be so fun to play with Aaron Rodgers. If you don't make literally every catch on every ball he throws to you no matter how inaccurate he puts his hands on his hips and curses at you like an alcoholic gym teacher and then after the game you have to hear about how 5G causes IBS
October 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
It must be so fun to play with Aaron Rodgers. If you don't make literally every catch on every ball he throws to you no matter how inaccurate he puts his hands on his hips and curses at you like an alcoholic gym teacher and then after the game you have to hear about how 5G causes IBS
Ross Vought's mouth looks like a charming 90 year old beach fence in Montauk.
October 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Ross Vought's mouth looks like a charming 90 year old beach fence in Montauk.
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The goal should be to repeat it so often that some reporter slips and asks Leavitt about the "Epstein Ballroom."
October 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The goal should be to repeat it so often that some reporter slips and asks Leavitt about the "Epstein Ballroom."
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The Epstein Ballroom it is
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The Epstein Ballroom it is