elise.
@tarbyloew.bsky.social
i'm sorry my thoughts are so loud they ended up on the internet. i like books, video games, and having written. she/they.
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"All I said, Niles, was that it sounded like the poor fellow could use a night away from life's troubles, how was I to know that the circus WAS life's troubles for him?"
"Perhaps his tiny car would have provided some indication? Or did he instead come to your session by unicycle?"
"Oh ha HA."
"Perhaps his tiny car would have provided some indication? Or did he instead come to your session by unicycle?"
"Oh ha HA."
December 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"All I said, Niles, was that it sounded like the poor fellow could use a night away from life's troubles, how was I to know that the circus WAS life's troubles for him?"
"Perhaps his tiny car would have provided some indication? Or did he instead come to your session by unicycle?"
"Oh ha HA."
"Perhaps his tiny car would have provided some indication? Or did he instead come to your session by unicycle?"
"Oh ha HA."
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If you’re not willing to engage in a Butlerian Jihad against the Plagiarism Machine, you’ve never actually made anything that mattered
periodically I'll see a backlash that goes a little too far or seems kinda unfair. i never say anything because i think we need to be kinda unhinged and zealous in our response to this shit. I'd take an honest-to-God crusade against this stuff over letting it proliferate.
We can do even more.
December 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
If you’re not willing to engage in a Butlerian Jihad against the Plagiarism Machine, you’ve never actually made anything that mattered
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
those bitches had like 7 different phases and 12 different health bars.
The wet bandits withstand so much damage from kevin’s attacks. They should be called the Powerful Bandits
December 22, 2025 at 7:35 AM
those bitches had like 7 different phases and 12 different health bars.
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and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
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a christmas carol 2: electric scrooge a loo
December 18, 2025 at 10:27 AM
a christmas carol 2: electric scrooge a loo
a christmas carol 2: electric scrooge a loo
December 18, 2025 at 10:27 AM
a christmas carol 2: electric scrooge a loo
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so wait, do you get worse at football as you get older? it seems to me like you would get better at it since you'd have more time to learn football facts
December 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
so wait, do you get worse at football as you get older? it seems to me like you would get better at it since you'd have more time to learn football facts
meeting up with the fates like "you're looking quite vicissitudinal this evening, ladies."
December 14, 2025 at 9:38 AM
meeting up with the fates like "you're looking quite vicissitudinal this evening, ladies."
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I reviewed WAKE UP DEAD MAN, the first of the Benoit Blanc films to get past "fun Agatha Christie riff". Nice to look at, great cast, strong pacing, and a few moments of really transcendent beauty.
www.patreon.com/posts/145789...
www.patreon.com/posts/145789...
December 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I reviewed WAKE UP DEAD MAN, the first of the Benoit Blanc films to get past "fun Agatha Christie riff". Nice to look at, great cast, strong pacing, and a few moments of really transcendent beauty.
www.patreon.com/posts/145789...
www.patreon.com/posts/145789...
i wonder what wade d is up to. is he up to anything new, like shilling essential oils? i want to make a wade d is quack call out post.
December 10, 2025 at 9:25 AM
i wonder what wade d is up to. is he up to anything new, like shilling essential oils? i want to make a wade d is quack call out post.
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just learned about thunder, perfect mind and damn was this shit metal. early common era texts went bombastic.
December 8, 2025 at 11:00 AM
just learned about thunder, perfect mind and damn was this shit metal. early common era texts went bombastic.
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shout out lesbians. good job lesbians.
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 AM
shout out lesbians. good job lesbians.
got caught with a cameo appearance on datto's stream
December 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
got caught with a cameo appearance on datto's stream
i can't believe how much i ended up liking the edge of fate campaign in destiny.
probably helps that i'm not a freak who plays every day for years on end. i'm just a freak who only plays it nonstop for about a month before deleting it from my hard drive until the next year.
probably helps that i'm not a freak who plays every day for years on end. i'm just a freak who only plays it nonstop for about a month before deleting it from my hard drive until the next year.
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 AM
i can't believe how much i ended up liking the edge of fate campaign in destiny.
probably helps that i'm not a freak who plays every day for years on end. i'm just a freak who only plays it nonstop for about a month before deleting it from my hard drive until the next year.
probably helps that i'm not a freak who plays every day for years on end. i'm just a freak who only plays it nonstop for about a month before deleting it from my hard drive until the next year.
getting ads for the oil industry and ai back to back. my soul withers.
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
getting ads for the oil industry and ai back to back. my soul withers.
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getting cursed recs from the almighty algorithm. pro tip: avoid watching esoterica and destiny lore within a short time frame to avoid this.
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
getting cursed recs from the almighty algorithm. pro tip: avoid watching esoterica and destiny lore within a short time frame to avoid this.
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Engaging in Luddite behaviour daily for my mental health
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Engaging in Luddite behaviour daily for my mental health
shout out lesbians. good job lesbians.
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 AM
shout out lesbians. good job lesbians.
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they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well
the one thing i don't understand about esports is how are there even fans of these teams. like there has to be at least one unironic faze clan ride or die and that does not compute to me.
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 AM
the one thing i don't understand about esports is how are there even fans of these teams. like there has to be at least one unironic faze clan ride or die and that does not compute to me.
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disappointed that game devs are bringing back ps1 and ps2 era graphics without also bringing back fmv cutscenes in wildly different artstyles
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
disappointed that game devs are bringing back ps1 and ps2 era graphics without also bringing back fmv cutscenes in wildly different artstyles