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Tazigo she/her
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Sometimes Tazi, if you'd rather. Same as the other places.
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Designing playground equipment must be terrifying because you truly have to assume it’s going to be climbed on in ways the adult brain cannot even begin to comprehend
April 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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heartwarming! local app that claims to pay bounties for deportation tipoffs probably just pump-and-dump scam
April 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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(not my meme, the KLF has been around for a while.)

(But I'm also an earnest supporter of this movement for freedom)
April 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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She Swallowed WHAT? This Old Lady Has An Unusual Diet (tw: death)
April 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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If a "research article" is trying to make the case that AI uses fewer resources than a human making art, & they include the energy consumption of the artist's body, please send that article back to the drawing board. Being dead for an hour instead of making art is not a practical alternative 👍
April 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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YOU GUYS.
April 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Financial advice in distressing times:

-Marry a man with 10,000 a year
Financial advice in distressing times:

-Move to a small cottage with four bedrooms and two servants
-Make up for the low rent by performing upon the pianoforte to your annoying landlords
-Give up sugar and beef, subsisting only on the occasional present of game from your insufferable half brother
Financial advice in distressing times:
-Refrain from refurnishing the drawing-room
-Leave off bringing your sister a gift from Town
-Consider leasing your house to an admiral and moving to Bath
-Definitely bring your poor friend with you to Bath because she will help you & not be a drain on funds
April 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
April 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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The Trump administration claims the right to throw a man with legal status into a black hole Central American prison, affording him no due process, to admit afterward it was a mistake, and then to get snide with the judge who tells them to fix it.
April 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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If you think this can’t happen, remember that of the 125,000 Japanese Americans who were interned during WWII for years without charge or trial, two-thirds were U.S. citizens. Including me.
April 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Today is Friday.

This afternoon a first grader asked me if I wanted to hear a scary story.

I said sure.

They leaned in and whispered, "Today is Wednesday."
April 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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incredible website lmfao
April 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Prosecutor: I call my first witness, Shakira's hips

George Michael's feet: *Nervously tapping, completely out of time*
March 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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*gazes wistfully out a window*
Marine Le Pen Found Guilty of Embezzlement, Banned From Next Elections
Judges convicted the far-right leader of misusing EU funds and barred her from running in the 2027 French presidential elections.
www.wsj.com
March 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Paid protesters and out-of-state agitators
March 31, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Hey @merriam-webster.com do you all need an illustration for “callow”
March 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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THIS IS HUGE! Researchers at McMaster University have discovered a NEW peptide antibiotic that targets a broad range of disease-causing bacteria INCLUDING those RESISTANT to existing antibiotics. This discovery marks the first potential new class of antibiotics in NEARLY 30 YEARS. 🧪🧵⬇️
March 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Wait, there are places where a corruption conviction actually leads to keeping people (fascists) out of office?! WILD

wonder if there are a couple other countries that could try that on for size
Le Pen has been banned from running for office for five years.

She was currently the favourite for the 2027 Presidential election.

A massive blow for the Far Right.

And Putin.
March 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Shout out to the reader who sent me this list of his favorite DN headlines today:

“Oswald still dead"
When they reopened his coffin

“Going Going Gone “
When Micky Mantle died

“That’s a Rap”
When Tupac Shukar died

“Phil’s show Gooden Plenty “
When the Phillies faced Dwight Gooden and beat him
I wrote a few words - and could write a few thousand more - about the Philadelphia Daily News, the paper that gave me a chance in Philly and made me the journalist I am today.

Happy 100th birthday, ya' brilliant, bawdy ol' battle-axe.

www.inquirer.com/columnists/p...
March 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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OFFICIAL GAY VIBES LIST OF TANACH CHARACTERS:

ADAM - straight man
CHAVA - bisexual woman
NOAH - straight except for that one time
AVRAHAM - straight but in a healthy way; doesnt feel weird telling his friends he thinks theyre hot
March 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I am still wrapping my head around the fact that the Navajo Code Talkers, who, y'know, SUCCESSFULLY KEPT WAR SECRETS Secret apparently needed to be memory-holed to make room for the true glory of sharing war plans with a journalist you *invited* into the group chat
March 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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im going to be honest i feel like seven hours and fifteen days is a really short period for ALL the flowers i planted in the backyard to have died???

feels like that one is a little on you
March 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM