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do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
January 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
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if they did January 6 today, it'd be called "January 6-7." Thank you for reading. RIP Ashley Babbert
January 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
if they did January 6 today, it'd be called "January 6-7." Thank you for reading. RIP Ashley Babbert
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[too loud] hahaha yeah, rita seahorse is great, i love plumbis
December 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
[too loud] hahaha yeah, rita seahorse is great, i love plumbis
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PARTY HOST: Whoa, look who decided to show up ten minutes late! It's Mr. Punctual!
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
PARTY HOST: Whoa, look who decided to show up ten minutes late! It's Mr. Punctual!
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
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Hey man come over, we're watching ready player one nude. We're all gonna point at the screen and wild out when they show garfield or whoever. Rest of the time, we're free to explore the pleasures of each other's bodies. Eyes, hands, mouth, it's all good. It's just skin man. Just garfield and skin.
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Hey man come over, we're watching ready player one nude. We're all gonna point at the screen and wild out when they show garfield or whoever. Rest of the time, we're free to explore the pleasures of each other's bodies. Eyes, hands, mouth, it's all good. It's just skin man. Just garfield and skin.
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Posted a private group chat meme that said "Skinnyfat White Boys - We Get The Job Done!" and less than a minute later my car alarm was screaming from a brick thrown through the windshield of my 2018 VW Jetta. Probably just a coincidence. But please stay safe out there.
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Posted a private group chat meme that said "Skinnyfat White Boys - We Get The Job Done!" and less than a minute later my car alarm was screaming from a brick thrown through the windshield of my 2018 VW Jetta. Probably just a coincidence. But please stay safe out there.
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Some day I hope to make love to my wife and get "The Paul Hollywood Handshake". But we've mostly just been watching a lot of the baking show together instead of being physical. Until I solve my problems.
November 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Some day I hope to make love to my wife and get "The Paul Hollywood Handshake". But we've mostly just been watching a lot of the baking show together instead of being physical. Until I solve my problems.
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The saddest thing that's ever happened to me was a stranger hiding under my car slashed my Achilles tendons ahead of a brutal attack and left me for dead, causing me to drop an expensive boutique ice cream I hadn't even tasted. Maine blueberry and sage crumble in a dark chocolate dipped waffle cone.
October 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The saddest thing that's ever happened to me was a stranger hiding under my car slashed my Achilles tendons ahead of a brutal attack and left me for dead, causing me to drop an expensive boutique ice cream I hadn't even tasted. Maine blueberry and sage crumble in a dark chocolate dipped waffle cone.
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Hi! I borrowed $300m from the worst people in the world to buy your favourite thing! Now your favourite thing owes me $300m and sadly it looks like it can’t pay me back so I’ve taken it out back and shot it. Anyways, just wanted to ask… what’s your *second* favourite thing?
January 17, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Hi! I borrowed $300m from the worst people in the world to buy your favourite thing! Now your favourite thing owes me $300m and sadly it looks like it can’t pay me back so I’ve taken it out back and shot it. Anyways, just wanted to ask… what’s your *second* favourite thing?
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Was having a rough morning until I remembered how nice it was yesterday to see that Edward "Big Balls" Coristine, the toilet teenager who illegally killed millions around the world, felt his teeth knock at the back of his throat thanks to the proud knuckles of many unnamed American heroes.
August 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Was having a rough morning until I remembered how nice it was yesterday to see that Edward "Big Balls" Coristine, the toilet teenager who illegally killed millions around the world, felt his teeth knock at the back of his throat thanks to the proud knuckles of many unnamed American heroes.
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me: i let my cat drink the bathtub water while i was in it
priest: once again kind of weird but not a sin
priest: once again kind of weird but not a sin
July 19, 2023 at 11:57 PM
me: i let my cat drink the bathtub water while i was in it
priest: once again kind of weird but not a sin
priest: once again kind of weird but not a sin
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My number one fear: cops recover my phone from highway wreck. "From what I can tell, he was pounding off to the preview thumbnails of premium pornhub vids instead of paying. Never had his eyes on the road once." They put up a billboard telling my story outside the grade school where my mom teaches.
July 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
My number one fear: cops recover my phone from highway wreck. "From what I can tell, he was pounding off to the preview thumbnails of premium pornhub vids instead of paying. Never had his eyes on the road once." They put up a billboard telling my story outside the grade school where my mom teaches.
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hell? yea, brother
July 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
hell? yea, brother
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Buddy of mine said he kissed Elle Macpherson's boobies when he met her at an airport. I was like "yeah right" and he shouted "Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence BITCH."
He seemed pretty mad. Maybe he really did. I don't think he needed to say bitch to me though.
He seemed pretty mad. Maybe he really did. I don't think he needed to say bitch to me though.
July 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Buddy of mine said he kissed Elle Macpherson's boobies when he met her at an airport. I was like "yeah right" and he shouted "Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence BITCH."
He seemed pretty mad. Maybe he really did. I don't think he needed to say bitch to me though.
He seemed pretty mad. Maybe he really did. I don't think he needed to say bitch to me though.
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me: i know it's silly but you feel more real to me every day. is that weird? i'm not antisocial. at least i don't think i am. something about you feels different. genuine
ai chatbot modeled after my favorite umamusume horse girl: ahaa that's crazy. you should grab the nearest police officer's gun
ai chatbot modeled after my favorite umamusume horse girl: ahaa that's crazy. you should grab the nearest police officer's gun
July 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
me: i know it's silly but you feel more real to me every day. is that weird? i'm not antisocial. at least i don't think i am. something about you feels different. genuine
ai chatbot modeled after my favorite umamusume horse girl: ahaa that's crazy. you should grab the nearest police officer's gun
ai chatbot modeled after my favorite umamusume horse girl: ahaa that's crazy. you should grab the nearest police officer's gun
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One of the most wonderful unexpected things in my life was raising my sister's kids as my own after her untimely passing and seeing the successful, vibrant adults they've become. But the #1 most wonderful unexpected thing was ChatGPT convincing me I am the Abrahamic God made incarnate once more.
July 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
One of the most wonderful unexpected things in my life was raising my sister's kids as my own after her untimely passing and seeing the successful, vibrant adults they've become. But the #1 most wonderful unexpected thing was ChatGPT convincing me I am the Abrahamic God made incarnate once more.
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My son has been getting bullied hard because I sent him to a wet concrete themed birthday party with just a bag of quick setting cement. I'm such a bad fucking dad!!! I forgot to buy 100 lbs of pea gravel or a similar aggregate to simulate a more conglomerate-like mixture!!!
July 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
My son has been getting bullied hard because I sent him to a wet concrete themed birthday party with just a bag of quick setting cement. I'm such a bad fucking dad!!! I forgot to buy 100 lbs of pea gravel or a similar aggregate to simulate a more conglomerate-like mixture!!!
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They finally made the milk from that hotel
July 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
They finally made the milk from that hotel
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If someone with a deadly gun pointed it at me and said "I have decided that now is when I will kill you" I would probably scream at the top of my lungs like a scared little girl. But then my training would kick in.
July 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
If someone with a deadly gun pointed it at me and said "I have decided that now is when I will kill you" I would probably scream at the top of my lungs like a scared little girl. But then my training would kick in.
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A lot of people keep coming up and telling me I've inspired them to be better versions of themselves by my great example. I don't care! Eat wet shit!
July 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
A lot of people keep coming up and telling me I've inspired them to be better versions of themselves by my great example. I don't care! Eat wet shit!
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Five years ago, The Last of Us Part 2 was released. The first edition of The First of Us was also released on the same day. To celebrate, I'm giving away two copies of The First of Us 10th Anniversary Edition, each containing an original sketch, hand numbered, and signed. More info in the thread...
June 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Five years ago, The Last of Us Part 2 was released. The first edition of The First of Us was also released on the same day. To celebrate, I'm giving away two copies of The First of Us 10th Anniversary Edition, each containing an original sketch, hand numbered, and signed. More info in the thread...
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(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin)
Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist
me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind
Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist
me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind
April 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin)
Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist
me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind
Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist
me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind
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ME: Wait, wait. WAIT! I have something I need to do.
ME: (gets up from bed, goes to phone) (posts "Protein for my TACO? Oh it's got to be CHICKEN. And while you're at it can I get a refill on my COVFEFE?")
ME: (back in bed) Now I'm ready.
EUTHANASIA DOCTOR: Then let us begin.
ME: (gets up from bed, goes to phone) (posts "Protein for my TACO? Oh it's got to be CHICKEN. And while you're at it can I get a refill on my COVFEFE?")
ME: (back in bed) Now I'm ready.
EUTHANASIA DOCTOR: Then let us begin.
June 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
ME: Wait, wait. WAIT! I have something I need to do.
ME: (gets up from bed, goes to phone) (posts "Protein for my TACO? Oh it's got to be CHICKEN. And while you're at it can I get a refill on my COVFEFE?")
ME: (back in bed) Now I'm ready.
EUTHANASIA DOCTOR: Then let us begin.
ME: (gets up from bed, goes to phone) (posts "Protein for my TACO? Oh it's got to be CHICKEN. And while you're at it can I get a refill on my COVFEFE?")
ME: (back in bed) Now I'm ready.
EUTHANASIA DOCTOR: Then let us begin.
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(drizzling out one of your soupy ass jams) damn mother fucker did you put ANY pectin in this bitch
May 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
(drizzling out one of your soupy ass jams) damn mother fucker did you put ANY pectin in this bitch