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They/them
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Joke for you

What borders on insanity?

Canada and Mexico
a man is playing drums in a warehouse .
ALT: a man is playing drums in a warehouse .
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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Woman who goes to her friend's wedding wearing jeans.
January 18, 2026 at 8:52 AM
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But srsly. Every time I catch the show they're wandering around a buffet slopping food onto a plate. Its like they're at an all inclusive
I would go on The Traitors for the catering. They get proper looked after innit
January 17, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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We remember
January 16, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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If you don’t want to read Edgar Allan Poe together by the fireplace whilst sharing a vintage bottle of Chenin Blanc and a basket of midnight croissants in a quaint château in the French countryside during a raging snowstorm, then please don’t tell me you’re “open to trying new things."
January 15, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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you've got the brawn
i've got the brains
let's take ibuprofen
January 14, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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The first point here is she isn't his girlfriend; she's a sycophantic computer programme he's set up to praise him.

We need to stop indulging this
January 11, 2026 at 8:56 AM
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I'd rather live in an entire city of immigrants, than live in a city with a single member of ICE.
January 10, 2026 at 10:16 AM
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The fact that food banks exist is an amazing show of human kindness towards others.

But it’s also an amazing show of a failed society whereby people can’t afford the basics.

I’m glad they do exist, but the fact they have to is disgusting.
January 7, 2026 at 7:03 AM
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All babies are gay but when they become adults many lose their magic.
January 6, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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Be a hand-written letter in a world full of text messages.
January 1, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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Happy New Year

May your 2026 be filled with books that entertain, educate, and inspire
January 1, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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"We're so sensitive these days, not like in the old days"

Guys, in 1998 we tried to cancel James Cameron for saying "I'm the king of the world!", a quote from Titanic, the movie he was at that moment accepting the Best Picture Oscar for.
December 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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We’re at the point where we have concentration camps and slave patrols and the people with the most safety think a mean joke is the pinnacle of resistance
December 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Granted, people can assert that reading Bram Stoker’s Dracula in a dimly-lit café in Prague on a snowy day whilst having multiple cappuccinos and croissants “won’t fix you”, but they’re failing to understand an undeniable truth:

It certainly can’t hurt.
December 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Me waiting for Santa
December 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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AI means that within 10 years more than 50% of adults in the UK will be on benefits, retirement, unemployment, disablity or working benefits.

It the people who hate benefits who should be hated, not the people getting them.
December 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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MPs laughed when Jake Richards dismissed Jeremy Corbyn’s request for a meeting on the Palestine Action hunger strikers.

Laughed.

This is who we’re governed by, people entrusted to represent a nation, yet so insulated by power they respond to human suffering with indifference and mockery.
December 18, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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Okay. I pick this one. AI fucking sucks and I'll condemn it everywhere.
December 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Everybody wishing everybody else a Happy Christmas during PMQs today, you know, that thing you're not allowed to say any more...
December 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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I wonder who pays that rent, and whether they think being ripped off is good thing.

Or if they have any choice about it?
December 16, 2025 at 9:49 AM