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The Average Teddzy
@theaverageteddzy.bsky.social
Gamer, Music Producer, Wrestling Fan, TTRPG Player, Internet User
He/Him
Links to all my stuff: linktr.ee/theaverageteddzy
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Hey, y'all

I'm not normally one to ask for money, but part of my PC is acting up and I need to replace it

I know we're all struggling right now but, if you have coin to spare, please buy some music at frostbyteaudio.bandcamp.com or donate to me directly at www.paypal.com/paypalme/Chr...

Thanks
Frostbyte Audio
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IT IS TIME.

Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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I know JD Vance said I don’t have to anymore, but I still want to apologize to you all for being white.
December 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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October 22, 2024 at 6:45 AM
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“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I kick arse for the Lord, Charlie Brown
You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
"Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I'm normally not this arrogant about my own music production capabilities, but I genuinely believe that I've done far better than what you can hear on The Click, and music production isn't even my day job
Sound effects, loops, digital beats, and enough cheese to make you lactose intolerant. This video looks at The Click, the Platinum selling album from AJR.

youtu.be/emfWvG49sdQ
Regretting The Past | AJR – The Click
YouTube video by Rocked
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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"Snarling Won’t Do You Any Good"

Attempting to blend complextro and prepared piano, as well as aphex-style acid!

The full clip is on my youtube - www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9Vr...
March 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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An obituary for Dick Cheney in one frame via @mattbors.bsky.social, and other Election Day comics!

www.inthesetimes.com/article/mamd...
November 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
A movie I’ve seen more than 7 times, via gif

Speaking of Mel Brooks...
November 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
November 1, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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I fucking knew it.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Me, yesterday: "Ooh, I'm feeling musically inspired today. I've not had much of that recently, what with my speakers still sat in the repair shop. Anyhoo, let's fire up the ol' DAW and-"

Also me, yesterday: *gets the flu*
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 AM
How Heavy Metal Upholds White Supremacy
YouTube video by andrew lee
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October 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Circuit has never been more relatable than this moment
September 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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September 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Me: i’m Autistic

Them: Oh you take things literally

Me: No that’s kleptomania
July 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"The shooter looked at a world map and saw the transatlantic ocean"
September 14, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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My mom asked me what "Groypers" were and the best I could do was:

"You know how the Nazis liked Viking stuff? Well, these guys are Nazis who never read books so all their stuff is Japanese porn cartoons, videogames and exactly one internet comic of a frog. But otherwise same."
September 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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I think Keir Starmer's Response has been the one that has pissed me off the most because Kirk is nobody in the British context. Only the most deeply online Brit Fash would know him, but because Starmer thinks that's the base Labour must play to, he rushes to get condolences out.
September 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Huh, I wonder why searches for Protect Ya Neck by Wu-Tang Clan are spiking right now
September 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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It’s twice now Starmer has said something about protecting free speech interspersed with 100s arrested opposing genocide, it’s so painful to see how desperate this guy is for the fash to welcome and accept him, it’s pathetic
September 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM