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Merry Christmas. The tradition endures, even when it really shouldn't.
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December 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Merry Christmas. The tradition endures, even when it really shouldn't.
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Take every excuse you can get to cook a delicious meal, hug your loved ones, give to others, and spread light in the darkest part of the year.
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Take every excuse you can get to cook a delicious meal, hug your loved ones, give to others, and spread light in the darkest part of the year.
Look, I want to just focus on happy things for the holidays, but what the actual fuck is wrong with this man.
This is just the saddest fucking way to live. And people truly deserve to be so much fucking happier than this sad sack of a person.
Scrooge pities this motherfucker.
This is just the saddest fucking way to live. And people truly deserve to be so much fucking happier than this sad sack of a person.
Scrooge pities this motherfucker.
Trump: We track Santa. We want to make sure that Santa is being good. We want to make sure that he's not infiltrated, that we're not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa. Santa loves Oklahoma like I do. You know, Oklahoma was very good to me in the election
December 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Look, I want to just focus on happy things for the holidays, but what the actual fuck is wrong with this man.
This is just the saddest fucking way to live. And people truly deserve to be so much fucking happier than this sad sack of a person.
Scrooge pities this motherfucker.
This is just the saddest fucking way to live. And people truly deserve to be so much fucking happier than this sad sack of a person.
Scrooge pities this motherfucker.
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Perform empathy. Please. Perform the fuck out of it. It's so good to act with kindness. I hope it penetrates to a place where you feel it, too, but if you must act some way, act the right way. I'm not here to judge your authenticity, I just want you to be kind, thoughtful, and mortified by meanness.
December 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Perform empathy. Please. Perform the fuck out of it. It's so good to act with kindness. I hope it penetrates to a place where you feel it, too, but if you must act some way, act the right way. I'm not here to judge your authenticity, I just want you to be kind, thoughtful, and mortified by meanness.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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“I trust my immune system. I don’t need a vaccine.”
Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.
Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.
Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.
Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
“I trust my immune system. I don’t need a vaccine.”
Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.
Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.
Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.
Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.
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At what point did being completely wrong start counting as an “opinion”? Claiming vaccines cause autism isn’t an opinion. It’s utter bullshit. And then they say, “Well, that’s my opinion, you have to respect it.” No. I don’t have to respect stupidity. Fuck off.
December 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
At what point did being completely wrong start counting as an “opinion”? Claiming vaccines cause autism isn’t an opinion. It’s utter bullshit. And then they say, “Well, that’s my opinion, you have to respect it.” No. I don’t have to respect stupidity. Fuck off.
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the number one requirement for the next Dem president is that they are willing to look back
with a flamethrower
with a flamethrower
There's a series of things (like the ballroom, Gulf of America) that we're going to have to *undo* the moment this guy is out of office.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
The president's name was added to the sign outside the performing arts center.
December 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
the number one requirement for the next Dem president is that they are willing to look back
with a flamethrower
with a flamethrower
Holiday times feel so weird at the moment, but I'm looking forward to making the holiday candies tonight. Got Buckeyes, Potato Candy, and Peppermint Patties on the docket.
All the non-bake things. Also gonna bury the house in powdered sugar and peanut butter.
All the non-bake things. Also gonna bury the house in powdered sugar and peanut butter.
December 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Holiday times feel so weird at the moment, but I'm looking forward to making the holiday candies tonight. Got Buckeyes, Potato Candy, and Peppermint Patties on the docket.
All the non-bake things. Also gonna bury the house in powdered sugar and peanut butter.
All the non-bake things. Also gonna bury the house in powdered sugar and peanut butter.
Donny Boy is the literal embodiment of Ebeneezer Scrooge, with the mix of money/power and misery/resentment to the world. And he doesn't appear to have been met by Christmas spirits, unless he changes completely Christmas morning.
I wonder what happens to Scrooge without those visits.
I wonder what happens to Scrooge without those visits.
/2 Has Trump ever felt joy? Has he ever had a truly happy day? Does he have any fond memories at all? Has he ever experienced anything closer to contentment than gloating, or smugness, or fleeting satisfaction in demeaning others?
December 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Donny Boy is the literal embodiment of Ebeneezer Scrooge, with the mix of money/power and misery/resentment to the world. And he doesn't appear to have been met by Christmas spirits, unless he changes completely Christmas morning.
I wonder what happens to Scrooge without those visits.
I wonder what happens to Scrooge without those visits.
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we deserve a better class of criminal sundowning tariff otaku president
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
we deserve a better class of criminal sundowning tariff otaku president
Gaston is absolutely a villain that does not need a backstory. He was fine just the way he is, we don't need to justify why he's a dickhead.
I fear the day someone green lights a prequel movie for Claude Frollo and his "tragic" tale.
I fear the day someone green lights a prequel movie for Claude Frollo and his "tragic" tale.
I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
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December 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Gaston is absolutely a villain that does not need a backstory. He was fine just the way he is, we don't need to justify why he's a dickhead.
I fear the day someone green lights a prequel movie for Claude Frollo and his "tragic" tale.
I fear the day someone green lights a prequel movie for Claude Frollo and his "tragic" tale.
Oh this was fun to fill out. So many comically bad people here.
Very curious to see how the turnout in the later rounds shakes out.
Very curious to see how the turnout in the later rounds shakes out.
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December 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Oh this was fun to fill out. So many comically bad people here.
Very curious to see how the turnout in the later rounds shakes out.
Very curious to see how the turnout in the later rounds shakes out.
Reminder: there is effectively nothing in the plans for Donny, and by extension the Modern Republican Party, to do anything to win people back.
No up, only down.
No up, only down.
i am not being cheeky, his popularity continues to fall to the point that it’s now starting to bite into republicans and the base, and there’s absolutely nothing we know of that the admin plans to do to try and improve it
December 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Reminder: there is effectively nothing in the plans for Donny, and by extension the Modern Republican Party, to do anything to win people back.
No up, only down.
No up, only down.
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Not that I expected anything else, but Trump’s post about Rob Reiner is one of the most revolting things I’ve ever seen.
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Not that I expected anything else, but Trump’s post about Rob Reiner is one of the most revolting things I’ve ever seen.
I dont want it to be correct, but this does feel appropriate for this year.
Especially when "slop" is stand in for "shit". Because that is what this year is.
Especially when "slop" is stand in for "shit". Because that is what this year is.
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I dont want it to be correct, but this does feel appropriate for this year.
Especially when "slop" is stand in for "shit". Because that is what this year is.
Especially when "slop" is stand in for "shit". Because that is what this year is.
The Princess Bride was the first movie I watched with my wife when we were dating, because she had never seen it. When I first said I love you to her, she gave a me a sticker a couple days later of westley and buttercup that said "as you wish", which I still have.
Man, losing Reiner really sucks.
Man, losing Reiner really sucks.
December 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The Princess Bride was the first movie I watched with my wife when we were dating, because she had never seen it. When I first said I love you to her, she gave a me a sticker a couple days later of westley and buttercup that said "as you wish", which I still have.
Man, losing Reiner really sucks.
Man, losing Reiner really sucks.
If fighting games have any interest to you, this man does some fantastic commentary for them. Exciting and very helpful. Go give this a watch!
Coming up in 15 minutes!
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This should be an excellent preview of what to expect @frostyfaustings.bsky.social 7 weeks from now!
Be sure to tune in!
Ill be calling a stacked +R bracket with the homie @raphgg.bsky.social
This should be an excellent preview of what to expect @frostyfaustings.bsky.social 7 weeks from now!
Be sure to tune in!
Double the fighting game action tonight:
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⚙️ #GGAC #PlusR at 5pm ET with @Klaige.bsky.social @Raphgg.bsky.social
⭐️ #FATALFURY #CotW at 8pm ET with @Romehimself.bsky.social @KingJobber.tns.gg
📝 start.gg/plusr / start.gg/fatalfury
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December 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If fighting games have any interest to you, this man does some fantastic commentary for them. Exciting and very helpful. Go give this a watch!
Honestly, thats a worse response than just acting like nothings there. That is a joke, and we know its a joke.
...unless that IS the real answer, in which case I now have questions about how weak he must be if he gets that demolished by HAND SHAKES.
...unless that IS the real answer, in which case I now have questions about how weak he must be if he gets that demolished by HAND SHAKES.
Leavitt: As for the bandages, we've given you an explanation about that in the past. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Honestly, thats a worse response than just acting like nothings there. That is a joke, and we know its a joke.
...unless that IS the real answer, in which case I now have questions about how weak he must be if he gets that demolished by HAND SHAKES.
...unless that IS the real answer, in which case I now have questions about how weak he must be if he gets that demolished by HAND SHAKES.
Anti-fascism is your biggest concern.
...I mean, you said it, not me, bub. At least y'all being honest for once.
...I mean, you said it, not me, bub. At least y'all being honest for once.
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Anti-fascism is your biggest concern.
...I mean, you said it, not me, bub. At least y'all being honest for once.
...I mean, you said it, not me, bub. At least y'all being honest for once.
Oh man, sounds rough. Good thing he and his crack team are putting plans together to turn this all around.
... *hold hand to earpiece*hold on, I'm receiving an update...
(Wait, it's a literal team of men on crack?).
...oh. I see. Nevermind folks, they're just gonna burn it all down.
... *hold hand to earpiece*hold on, I'm receiving an update...
(Wait, it's a literal team of men on crack?).
...oh. I see. Nevermind folks, they're just gonna burn it all down.
AP: ".. Only 31% of U.S. adults now approve of how Trump is handling the economy .. down from 40% in March and marks the lowest economic approval he's registered in an AP-NORC poll in his first or second term."
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Trump's handling of the economy is at its lowest point in AP-NORC polling
A new AP-NORC poll finds President Donald Trump’s approval on the economy has fallen substantially since he reentered the White House.
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December 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Oh man, sounds rough. Good thing he and his crack team are putting plans together to turn this all around.
... *hold hand to earpiece*hold on, I'm receiving an update...
(Wait, it's a literal team of men on crack?).
...oh. I see. Nevermind folks, they're just gonna burn it all down.
... *hold hand to earpiece*hold on, I'm receiving an update...
(Wait, it's a literal team of men on crack?).
...oh. I see. Nevermind folks, they're just gonna burn it all down.
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If your “representatives“ are refusing to represent you, do not vote for them.
December 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
If your “representatives“ are refusing to represent you, do not vote for them.