Zero
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I write mediocre fanfic and enjoy other folks much better fanfics. he/him
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Sharks in Romania 🦈
November 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Sharks in Romania 🦈
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if you loved me youd bring a wagon full of hard breads and dried fruits and spices and sugars to my estate
December 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
if you loved me youd bring a wagon full of hard breads and dried fruits and spices and sugars to my estate
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i think it's both correct and a little bit liberating. we post not to fix the world but to harmlessly putter around inside it
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
i think it's both correct and a little bit liberating. we post not to fix the world but to harmlessly putter around inside it
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Apparently the White House is freaking out as people are posting this photo of beloved character actor Richard Kind to all platforms just doing my part feel free to do yours.
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Apparently the White House is freaking out as people are posting this photo of beloved character actor Richard Kind to all platforms just doing my part feel free to do yours.
Catching falling snow on my walk this morning and all i hear is Tyler Durden yelling
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Catching falling snow on my walk this morning and all i hear is Tyler Durden yelling
It's snowing! First one of the season. Driving to the laundromat i got to doing a lil sliding to remind me to drive slower
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It's snowing! First one of the season. Driving to the laundromat i got to doing a lil sliding to remind me to drive slower
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shes a beautiful women with great comedic timing who is passionate about her interests!! you cant seriously expect me to throw that away just bc she does some murders
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
shes a beautiful women with great comedic timing who is passionate about her interests!! you cant seriously expect me to throw that away just bc she does some murders
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"My wife is also really into Warhammah Forty Thousand. She explains it to me while she paints her little models and I do the crossword. Anyways, she says that she wishes GW made more female models. But I see a lot of your models, forgive my bluntness, are noticeably female. Could you explain that?"
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
"My wife is also really into Warhammah Forty Thousand. She explains it to me while she paints her little models and I do the crossword. Anyways, she says that she wishes GW made more female models. But I see a lot of your models, forgive my bluntness, are noticeably female. Could you explain that?"
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worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
Working from home and i gotta share the office with this guy
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Working from home and i gotta share the office with this guy
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if somebody pulled out a phone and told it to roast me that phone is going in the pool
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
if somebody pulled out a phone and told it to roast me that phone is going in the pool
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Q: Are you affirming that you think Glinda the Good is a fascist?
ELPHABA THROPP: I've spoken about--
GLINDA UPLAND: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
ELPHABA THROPP: I've spoken about--
GLINDA UPLAND: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Q: Are you affirming that you think Glinda the Good is a fascist?
ELPHABA THROPP: I've spoken about--
GLINDA UPLAND: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
ELPHABA THROPP: I've spoken about--
GLINDA UPLAND: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
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Asking the waiter for one of their largest decomposing vegetables then impressing my date with how quickly I break it down with my superior enzymes
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Asking the waiter for one of their largest decomposing vegetables then impressing my date with how quickly I break it down with my superior enzymes
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's Friday night baby
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This is, of course the divide between conservative and liberal/leftist thought. The right wing is obsessed with what's in people's hearts because they think evil is inherent, something you are or aren't. On the left, we care about actions. Evil is what you DO.
Okay real talk? I kind of don’t even care about what Epstein was or wasn’t attracted to, what matters is what he fucking did and what people participated in and enabled
There’s what gets you horny and then there’s deciding that satisfying your horniness is important enough to ruin someone’s life
There’s what gets you horny and then there’s deciding that satisfying your horniness is important enough to ruin someone’s life
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This is, of course the divide between conservative and liberal/leftist thought. The right wing is obsessed with what's in people's hearts because they think evil is inherent, something you are or aren't. On the left, we care about actions. Evil is what you DO.
First time ever voting in person today
November 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
First time ever voting in person today
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(me later, biking around and pointing at random skeletons ppl still have out from halloween) - dick cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
(me later, biking around and pointing at random skeletons ppl still have out from halloween) - dick cheney
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They’re still filming episodes of the netflix show the floor is lava, nobody told the cast and crew the show was cancelled in 2022, they’re still carting people into a warehouse in la full of slime and letting them fall into the crud nobody is stopping them nobody can
October 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
They’re still filming episodes of the netflix show the floor is lava, nobody told the cast and crew the show was cancelled in 2022, they’re still carting people into a warehouse in la full of slime and letting them fall into the crud nobody is stopping them nobody can