The Czexan
@theczexan.bsky.social
Czech Texan, P1, red panda enthusiast, Team Bidet, Jackie Daytona - Cocaine bear bartender
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The Czexan
@theczexan.bsky.social
· Dec 6
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"Does this feel like or look like a well-run competent administration? It took them 10 months to discover that the United States doesn't grow bananas and that therefore if we tariff bananas that that's not going to bring banana factories on shore."
December 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"Does this feel like or look like a well-run competent administration? It took them 10 months to discover that the United States doesn't grow bananas and that therefore if we tariff bananas that that's not going to bring banana factories on shore."
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NOT A ASS OUT PASS OUT PHOTO They didn't have to do my guy like that
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
NOT A ASS OUT PASS OUT PHOTO They didn't have to do my guy like that
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I think about this tweet a lot
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I think about this tweet a lot
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I heard there was a secret verse
That David used to make AI worse
But you don't really want to pub that, do ya
That David used to make AI worse
But you don't really want to pub that, do ya
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I heard there was a secret verse
That David used to make AI worse
But you don't really want to pub that, do ya
That David used to make AI worse
But you don't really want to pub that, do ya
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Shoutout to the owner of this car parked at Stonebriar Mall with this lovely bumper sticker on the back of it.
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Shoutout to the owner of this car parked at Stonebriar Mall with this lovely bumper sticker on the back of it.
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Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
Beast mode is just the absolute best of us
I know it’s an oldie, but it merits reposting.
This exchange between Marshawn Lynch and Richard Sherman is (almost) enough to make this goddess a football fan. 🥰
Happy Thankful Season, everyone!
This exchange between Marshawn Lynch and Richard Sherman is (almost) enough to make this goddess a football fan. 🥰
Happy Thankful Season, everyone!
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Beast mode is just the absolute best of us
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
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In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
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oh my god i take it back, grok is amazing
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
oh my god i take it back, grok is amazing
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This shit is delightful
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
This shit is delightful
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Now THIS????
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Now THIS????
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
As someone who has worked in finance for 25 years, it is just amazing to me that like 90% of our economy is now scams. AI, crypto, social media. Pyramid schemes and outright fraud. Any company that actually sells a good or service is floundering.
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
As someone who has worked in finance for 25 years, it is just amazing to me that like 90% of our economy is now scams. AI, crypto, social media. Pyramid schemes and outright fraud. Any company that actually sells a good or service is floundering.
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
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They jumped into this Puddle of Mudd, They're Staind for life now, and they aren't getting their fucking Nickelback
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
They jumped into this Puddle of Mudd, They're Staind for life now, and they aren't getting their fucking Nickelback
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I listened to the Megyn Kelly clip and my takeaway is that she should change her name to Megyn R Kelly
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I listened to the Megyn Kelly clip and my takeaway is that she should change her name to Megyn R Kelly
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Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
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I lost my job, my kids have measles, and it is now clear to me that the President of the United States is a pedophile. But at least I know that the Cracker Barrel logo won't be changed any time soon.
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I lost my job, my kids have measles, and it is now clear to me that the President of the United States is a pedophile. But at least I know that the Cracker Barrel logo won't be changed any time soon.
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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Whenever I feel sick or dizzy I always think “rings and stars danced before his eyes”
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Whenever I feel sick or dizzy I always think “rings and stars danced before his eyes”
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
I know M. Night Shymalan gets a bad rap but Unbreakable was phenomenal
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I know M. Night Shymalan gets a bad rap but Unbreakable was phenomenal