Andrew Neumann
@theneumann64.bsky.social
New York Sports, Liberal Politics, Hazy IPA’s, and Pro Wrestling.
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He has…sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
January 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
He has…sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
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This is what it's all about folks
The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️♂️
January 8, 2026 at 10:41 PM
This is what it's all about folks
The current political environment might bring me back to religion, but only the part of it where these people go to Hell.
January 8, 2026 at 5:18 PM
The current political environment might bring me back to religion, but only the part of it where these people go to Hell.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Reminder that Donald Trump would like nothing more than an excuse to send the U.S. military onto the streets of an American city whose citizens vote for Democrats.
January 7, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Reminder that Donald Trump would like nothing more than an excuse to send the U.S. military onto the streets of an American city whose citizens vote for Democrats.
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The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 PM
The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made
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Blows my mind that some of the same journalists who see Trump as a want-to-be dictator at home are earnestly discussing the "challenges" for this same man to "bring democracy" to a country it just illegal invaded. Please grow up.
January 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Blows my mind that some of the same journalists who see Trump as a want-to-be dictator at home are earnestly discussing the "challenges" for this same man to "bring democracy" to a country it just illegal invaded. Please grow up.
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Specifically, a protest song about how the sons of the rich were able to avoid fighting, like fighting-age Donald Trump who got four deferments for being in college and another for bone spurs.
Trump posts footage of the Maduro raid set to "Fortunate Son" -- a protest song about the Vietnam War draft
January 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Specifically, a protest song about how the sons of the rich were able to avoid fighting, like fighting-age Donald Trump who got four deferments for being in college and another for bone spurs.
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this is such an important thing to recognize and call out
the fascism is mostly done being nice at this point, but it got here through well dressed men politely asking questions while the rest of us were scolded for pointing out where those questions led
the fascism is mostly done being nice at this point, but it got here through well dressed men politely asking questions while the rest of us were scolded for pointing out where those questions led
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:35 PM
this is such an important thing to recognize and call out
the fascism is mostly done being nice at this point, but it got here through well dressed men politely asking questions while the rest of us were scolded for pointing out where those questions led
the fascism is mostly done being nice at this point, but it got here through well dressed men politely asking questions while the rest of us were scolded for pointing out where those questions led
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If the Knicks win the title I’m pretending he owns the team instead of Dolan
The People's Mayor shouts out Jalen Brunson! And does the Brunson celly!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 8:14 PM
If the Knicks win the title I’m pretending he owns the team instead of Dolan
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happy birthday all horses (northern hemisphere)
January 1, 2026 at 8:29 AM
happy birthday all horses (northern hemisphere)
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First Giants kickoff return TD since……..
Week 17 of last season when they were 2-13 but won to avoid the #1 pick
Week 17 of last season when they were 2-13 but won to avoid the #1 pick
December 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
First Giants kickoff return TD since……..
Week 17 of last season when they were 2-13 but won to avoid the #1 pick
Week 17 of last season when they were 2-13 but won to avoid the #1 pick
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December 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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The New York Post needs to pace itself. It's not safe to be this upset about every single thing the dashing young socialist does. SUV guys from Nassau County are going to invade Queens. Staten Island is going to sink itself somehow, to send the message "that it's about respect."
socialism is when your former landlord raises the rent after you move out
December 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The New York Post needs to pace itself. It's not safe to be this upset about every single thing the dashing young socialist does. SUV guys from Nassau County are going to invade Queens. Staten Island is going to sink itself somehow, to send the message "that it's about respect."
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Hanging out with German relatives this week and all them have been like, “Oh yeah that’s definitely a Hitler you got there. You wanna fix that now or else you got a REAL problem down the pike.”
December 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Hanging out with German relatives this week and all them have been like, “Oh yeah that’s definitely a Hitler you got there. You wanna fix that now or else you got a REAL problem down the pike.”
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[on phone with 911] You guys don’t do figgy pudding delivery do you? Have kind of a situation on the front law—YES HON I CAN HEAR WHAT THEY’RE SINGING
December 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[on phone with 911] You guys don’t do figgy pudding delivery do you? Have kind of a situation on the front law—YES HON I CAN HEAR WHAT THEY’RE SINGING
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Read this. Merry Christmas indeed
December 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Read this. Merry Christmas indeed
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500 Muppets: there goes Mr. Asshole. There goes Mr. Bitch.
Heard people on this site talking about how Tiny I am. Wanna take this shit outside?
December 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
500 Muppets: there goes Mr. Asshole. There goes Mr. Bitch.
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Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
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Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
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Whe @theonion.com nails it boy do they nail it
December 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Whe @theonion.com nails it boy do they nail it
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hunt's casino arcade, wildwood, new jersey, 1978
December 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
hunt's casino arcade, wildwood, new jersey, 1978
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There's a series of things (like the ballroom, Gulf of America) that we're going to have to *undo* the moment this guy is out of office.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
The president's name was added to the sign outside the performing arts center.
Trump Ignores Law and Sticks His Name on Kennedy Center
The name of the president was added to the sign outside the performing arts center.
trib.al
December 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
There's a series of things (like the ballroom, Gulf of America) that we're going to have to *undo* the moment this guy is out of office.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.