Teej
@theojulian.bsky.social
TJ | he/him | 27 | opinions my own | pfp by magictelephone
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Teej
@theojulian.bsky.social
· Nov 9
TJ. 26. He/him. Married to @killmyassdead.bsky.social
I’m probably thinking about Samwise Gamgee
I also like horror movies, pro wrestling, and the noble New York Metropolitans
I’m probably thinking about Samwise Gamgee
I also like horror movies, pro wrestling, and the noble New York Metropolitans
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People don’t get this. Epic will still pay the TERF royalties. So you are still contributing to her evil transphobic harassment and hate campaigns.
The perfect example of TINSTAAFL here.
Let it be the worst selling free game they have ever put out. Let it fail miserably.
The perfect example of TINSTAAFL here.
Let it be the worst selling free game they have ever put out. Let it fail miserably.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
People don’t get this. Epic will still pay the TERF royalties. So you are still contributing to her evil transphobic harassment and hate campaigns.
The perfect example of TINSTAAFL here.
Let it be the worst selling free game they have ever put out. Let it fail miserably.
The perfect example of TINSTAAFL here.
Let it be the worst selling free game they have ever put out. Let it fail miserably.
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he had that shit on
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
he had that shit on
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i don't understand why they're called the toronto blue jays and not the toronto baseballs. i'll never understand it. same with the dodgers, they should be called the baseballs too. more people should be like me and speak out when they see that something is wrong
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
i don't understand why they're called the toronto blue jays and not the toronto baseballs. i'll never understand it. same with the dodgers, they should be called the baseballs too. more people should be like me and speak out when they see that something is wrong
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It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com
Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.
www.thefarside.com
October 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
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We honor the legacy of Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, a fierce protector of our collective freedom. Our hearts are with her loved ones and all who carry her vision forward.
"We will honor Miss Major forever." - @imarajones.bsky.social
"We will honor Miss Major forever." - @imarajones.bsky.social
October 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
We honor the legacy of Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, a fierce protector of our collective freedom. Our hearts are with her loved ones and all who carry her vision forward.
"We will honor Miss Major forever." - @imarajones.bsky.social
"We will honor Miss Major forever." - @imarajones.bsky.social
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good morning to the history makers
October 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
good morning to the history makers
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me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
September 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
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ogler who understands about labor rights: "she has an ass that might quit."
August 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
ogler who understands about labor rights: "she has an ass that might quit."
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The book Harrow the Ninth constantly gets grief for this line because it’s taken as the book throwing a wink-wink-nudge Tumblr reference at the audience for no reason during a tonally inappropriate time. Which is a shame! It’s an intentional, very characterful moment on the part of the speaker.
August 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The book Harrow the Ninth constantly gets grief for this line because it’s taken as the book throwing a wink-wink-nudge Tumblr reference at the audience for no reason during a tonally inappropriate time. Which is a shame! It’s an intentional, very characterful moment on the part of the speaker.
Bret Hart is an all-time hater, but damn if he doesn’t usually end up being right
August 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Bret Hart is an all-time hater, but damn if he doesn’t usually end up being right
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Janel Grant's rep issued the following statement regarding Brock Lesnar's return to WWE.
We’ve asked WWE reps for comment on Lesnar's return but they've not responded
We’ve asked WWE reps for comment on Lesnar's return but they've not responded
August 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Janel Grant's rep issued the following statement regarding Brock Lesnar's return to WWE.
We’ve asked WWE reps for comment on Lesnar's return but they've not responded
We’ve asked WWE reps for comment on Lesnar's return but they've not responded
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They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. I was honestly expecting something a little scarier
July 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. I was honestly expecting something a little scarier
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Hey I don’t want to make a callout post or anything, don’t want to feel like you’re being put on blast, but in light of recent drama I just want to know, why weren’t you at elf practice?
July 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Hey I don’t want to make a callout post or anything, don’t want to feel like you’re being put on blast, but in light of recent drama I just want to know, why weren’t you at elf practice?
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It doesn't matter if they are ever coming for you.
It was always ever already too much that they were coming for anyone.
It was always ever already too much that they were coming for anyone.
July 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It doesn't matter if they are ever coming for you.
It was always ever already too much that they were coming for anyone.
It was always ever already too much that they were coming for anyone.
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annoying to consider that all “eating contests” are simply eating races. how come there’s not one where you’re scored on Panache
July 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
annoying to consider that all “eating contests” are simply eating races. how come there’s not one where you’re scored on Panache
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Woke Colonial Sanders be like "here are my 11 herbs and pronouns"
June 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Woke Colonial Sanders be like "here are my 11 herbs and pronouns"
Jey Uso just isn’t him
April 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Jey Uso just isn’t him
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bsky moderation cooked my ass here
April 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
bsky moderation cooked my ass here
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Bear character designs
March 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Bear character designs
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“People will die, but we will never know, because even the programs to count the dead are cut.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/27/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/27/h...
U.S. Terminates Funding for Polio, H.I.V., Malaria and Nutrition Programs Around the World
Here are some of the 5,800 contracts the Trump administration formally canceled this week in a wave of terse emails.
www.nytimes.com
February 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
“People will die, but we will never know, because even the programs to count the dead are cut.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/27/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/27/h...
Why is the music at this orthopedics office kidzbop covers of pop songs from 2013
February 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Why is the music at this orthopedics office kidzbop covers of pop songs from 2013
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I would get the history of the witch panics right before posting saccarine dross like this.
going-medieval.com/2023/10/20/y...
going-medieval.com/2023/10/20/y...
February 22, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I would get the history of the witch panics right before posting saccarine dross like this.
going-medieval.com/2023/10/20/y...
going-medieval.com/2023/10/20/y...