The Resistpants
@theresistpants.bsky.social
Former political-joke alt for @thefishpants.bsky.social
Now a Trump stan account. ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS LEADER!
Please don't send me to El Salvador.
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Now a Trump stan account. ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS LEADER!
Please don't send me to El Salvador.
My grumblings: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaiuhjjkixsa
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All hail our glorious leader Trump I. He is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.
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the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time
April 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time
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People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
April 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
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Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.
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I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
November 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
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I would say being an infomercial guy with a shady legal past and a weird history with women would disqualify him, but he is running in the Republican primary
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I would say being an infomercial guy with a shady legal past and a weird history with women would disqualify him, but he is running in the Republican primary
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Happy day of Trans remembrance to those who we have lost to hate, senseless violence and mental illness. I am grateful to be here and continue this life even in its current timeline. #transdayofremembrance #trans
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Happy day of Trans remembrance to those who we have lost to hate, senseless violence and mental illness. I am grateful to be here and continue this life even in its current timeline. #transdayofremembrance #trans
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The list has landed
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The list has landed
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Sitting at the reception area and listening to someone defend JKR and talk about trans people as predators and reader 100% I just burst in like the Kool Aid man. Like, I just railed this guy. I am still stilling here like a glowing coil. I need to be removed or I will throw him off the balcony.
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Sitting at the reception area and listening to someone defend JKR and talk about trans people as predators and reader 100% I just burst in like the Kool Aid man. Like, I just railed this guy. I am still stilling here like a glowing coil. I need to be removed or I will throw him off the balcony.
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Watching the DNC is like watching a horror movie where the villian is right behind the cast members, and they ignore it, and also they can hear you screaming warnings from the audience at them, and they find it irritating.
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Watching the DNC is like watching a horror movie where the villian is right behind the cast members, and they ignore it, and also they can hear you screaming warnings from the audience at them, and they find it irritating.
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So the oldest person ever to become president keeps falling asleep in his office during public events and there’s no big public discussion on how this is a coverup or how republicans are lying to us about how this government is running?
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
So the oldest person ever to become president keeps falling asleep in his office during public events and there’s no big public discussion on how this is a coverup or how republicans are lying to us about how this government is running?
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its always funny to me when people say college brainwashed their kids, considering it's the only place that actively taught me what critical thinking is and that you shouldnt just blindly trust stuff
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
its always funny to me when people say college brainwashed their kids, considering it's the only place that actively taught me what critical thinking is and that you shouldnt just blindly trust stuff
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When any President can pardon his many accomplices convicted for many election-related crimes the legal system has collapsed.
This current system of government is rubbish and destined for the trash.
This current system of government is rubbish and destined for the trash.
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
When any President can pardon his many accomplices convicted for many election-related crimes the legal system has collapsed.
This current system of government is rubbish and destined for the trash.
This current system of government is rubbish and destined for the trash.
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“Mar-a-Lago Face” is such a fascinating phenomenon to me. This section of history will read like a communist agitprop SF novel.
“The ruling class sculpted their features to appeal to the leader - gaudy, conspicuous, apart from the masses. The neo-übermensch would be designer, from dress to flesh.”
“The ruling class sculpted their features to appeal to the leader - gaudy, conspicuous, apart from the masses. The neo-übermensch would be designer, from dress to flesh.”
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
“Mar-a-Lago Face” is such a fascinating phenomenon to me. This section of history will read like a communist agitprop SF novel.
“The ruling class sculpted their features to appeal to the leader - gaudy, conspicuous, apart from the masses. The neo-übermensch would be designer, from dress to flesh.”
“The ruling class sculpted their features to appeal to the leader - gaudy, conspicuous, apart from the masses. The neo-übermensch would be designer, from dress to flesh.”
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I love the mason jar part!
You can do it too! It’s a fun afternoon activity and also a helpful way to contribute to our civic dialogue!
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I love the mason jar part!
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“Better the occasional faults of a government that lives in a spirit of charity than the consistent omissions of a government frozen in the ice of its own indifference.”
November 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Better the occasional faults of a government that lives in a spirit of charity than the consistent omissions of a government frozen in the ice of its own indifference.”
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The model of holding individual senators responsible is broken here. The retirees clearly agreed to take the fall. Which is why the nos should get no credit for voting no unless they move to oust Schumer
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The model of holding individual senators responsible is broken here. The retirees clearly agreed to take the fall. Which is why the nos should get no credit for voting no unless they move to oust Schumer
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Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
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Let’s stay mad and primary these sons of bitches.
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Let’s stay mad and primary these sons of bitches.
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
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November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
no money for politicians