The Monster's Dumbest Murder Victim
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This looks like Sinbad died and got reincarnated as a chair.
December 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This looks like Sinbad died and got reincarnated as a chair.
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We all have that one defiant homie who remains unbowed.
December 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
We all have that one defiant homie who remains unbowed.
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Bernie Sanders: "We need to be thinking seriously about a moratorium on data centers. You gotta slow this process down. It's not good enough for the oligarchs to tell us 'you adapt.' Are they gonna guarantee healthcare to all people? What are they gonna do when there are no jobs? Make housing free?"
December 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Bernie Sanders: "We need to be thinking seriously about a moratorium on data centers. You gotta slow this process down. It's not good enough for the oligarchs to tell us 'you adapt.' Are they gonna guarantee healthcare to all people? What are they gonna do when there are no jobs? Make housing free?"
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Referring to Iron Man as “White M.A.N.T.I.S.”
December 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Referring to Iron Man as “White M.A.N.T.I.S.”
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.
January 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.
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[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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they misspelled christmas on the title card lmao
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
they misspelled christmas on the title card lmao
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Merry Christmas Thursday!!!!
December 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Merry Christmas Thursday!!!!
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Dragon Quest enemy ass pose
December 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Dragon Quest enemy ass pose
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*gets a billion dollars* I should become a virus
December 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
*gets a billion dollars* I should become a virus
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hot topic of discussion in middle school: was the toadies song possum kingdom about a serial killer or was it about a VAMPIRE
December 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
hot topic of discussion in middle school: was the toadies song possum kingdom about a serial killer or was it about a VAMPIRE
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and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
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Reading the spring roll Wikipedia page while I eat one
December 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Reading the spring roll Wikipedia page while I eat one
Average Michael McDonald experience
Alright I’ll be completely honest and say I did this to make fun of Michael McDonald and now I’m listening to the song and he kicks ass
December 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Average Michael McDonald experience