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the human body is a scam!!
December 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
the human body is a scam!!
You crit your joke “I’ll just persuade him not to fight me” roll and now the DM has to act out the Big Bad being nice to you instead of the huge set piece fight they spent months designing
November 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
You crit your joke “I’ll just persuade him not to fight me” roll and now the DM has to act out the Big Bad being nice to you instead of the huge set piece fight they spent months designing
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
I know - I know!! - the answer to the hideous cult of personality destroying the world is not a different cult of personality, but fuck me this guy has got it
yo this guy is cooking
August 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I know - I know!! - the answer to the hideous cult of personality destroying the world is not a different cult of personality, but fuck me this guy has got it
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is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,
June 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,
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"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine
June 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine
Would.
June 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Would.
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on January 6th, while attempting to overthrow an election, multiple rioters wore Nazi paraphernalia. they declared their intent to murder elected officials. the right stood steadfastly behind them and are now more powerful than ever. you can stand behind someone waving a Mexican flag.
June 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
on January 6th, while attempting to overthrow an election, multiple rioters wore Nazi paraphernalia. they declared their intent to murder elected officials. the right stood steadfastly behind them and are now more powerful than ever. you can stand behind someone waving a Mexican flag.
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
LET’S FUCKING GO
I know people at UBC talk to me if you want to go into chem or pharma
I know people at UBC talk to me if you want to go into chem or pharma
“From April 14-18, select UBC graduate programs at UBC Vancouver will re-open their applications for US citizens to be considered for Sept 2025 or Jan 2026 entry - they are ready to provide quick admissions decisions for these applicants“ #gradstudent #gradschool
www.grad.ubc.ca/us-applicant...
www.grad.ubc.ca/us-applicant...
US Applicant Week
www.grad.ubc.ca
April 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
LET’S FUCKING GO
I know people at UBC talk to me if you want to go into chem or pharma
I know people at UBC talk to me if you want to go into chem or pharma
At the sight of blackbirds
Flying in a green light,
Even the bawds of euphony
Would cry out sharply
Motherfucker.
Flying in a green light,
Even the bawds of euphony
Would cry out sharply
Motherfucker.
Shoutout to my bestie @thryn.bsky.social who had each one of Wallace Stevens’s “Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird” saved in their AIM away messages, each one representing a different inscrutable secret meaning to decipher
April 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
At the sight of blackbirds
Flying in a green light,
Even the bawds of euphony
Would cry out sharply
Motherfucker.
Flying in a green light,
Even the bawds of euphony
Would cry out sharply
Motherfucker.
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It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
April 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
I'm just going to put this here in case anyone else is also insane
February 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I'm just going to put this here in case anyone else is also insane
This was a really great day to not be able to look at my phone for almost the whole day.
January 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
This was a really great day to not be able to look at my phone for almost the whole day.
I love dumb traditions we just made up!! They are the only worthwhile traditions.
January 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I love dumb traditions we just made up!! They are the only worthwhile traditions.
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Ahh I finally get it! It’s called The Onion because it makes Alex Jones cry!
November 14, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Ahh I finally get it! It’s called The Onion because it makes Alex Jones cry!
All right bitches I am watching election coverage on the actual news in a Chili’s in the Calgary airport, how many Bad Choices can I make before I have to get on a plane
November 6, 2024 at 1:12 AM
All right bitches I am watching election coverage on the actual news in a Chili’s in the Calgary airport, how many Bad Choices can I make before I have to get on a plane
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If you're still online to go insane today, STAY ONLINE. If you stay online until 8pm, they HAVE to let you go insane.
November 5, 2024 at 3:42 PM
If you're still online to go insane today, STAY ONLINE. If you stay online until 8pm, they HAVE to let you go insane.
Hello, it’s me, the dumbest person in the entire world, buying iced tea and dried fruit at the gas station.
Okay, I'm tired of election stuff, so let's try something else: you have $20 and need to get gas station snacks for a road trip - what are you getting?
November 3, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Hello, it’s me, the dumbest person in the entire world, buying iced tea and dried fruit at the gas station.
I was wondering why my Bluesky feed was suddenly all furry art then realized I was on the Discover tab.
I thought all the furries were on mastodon though?
I thought all the furries were on mastodon though?
June 3, 2024 at 3:02 AM
I was wondering why my Bluesky feed was suddenly all furry art then realized I was on the Discover tab.
I thought all the furries were on mastodon though?
I thought all the furries were on mastodon though?
I feel like this man vs bear discourse is missing the point a bit: yes a culture that assumes all men are predators on the basis of their gender is bad, actually, but the solution is not solely “men stop being predatory.”
April 30, 2024 at 11:50 AM
I feel like this man vs bear discourse is missing the point a bit: yes a culture that assumes all men are predators on the basis of their gender is bad, actually, but the solution is not solely “men stop being predatory.”
HAPPY NEW MURDERBOT DAY
November 14, 2023 at 6:10 PM
HAPPY NEW MURDERBOT DAY