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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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And you know what the talking heads seem to rarely use 'violent' to describe? The systemic destruction of families through ICE detentions and deportations. Breaking a window is framed *primarily* as violence, but taking a grandparent away from their kids or sending someone to a work camp isn't.
June 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
And you know what the talking heads seem to rarely use 'violent' to describe? The systemic destruction of families through ICE detentions and deportations. Breaking a window is framed *primarily* as violence, but taking a grandparent away from their kids or sending someone to a work camp isn't.
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is STOP FUCKING FIGHTING EACH OTHER AND FOCUS.
July 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is STOP FUCKING FIGHTING EACH OTHER AND FOCUS.
Now I WILL say, the second movie (5th depending how you count) does genuinely seem to be written by members of the group of people who have never seen any corporation ever.
Not me going to bat for a decade-old dinosaur movie, but I genuinely never understood the so-called "plothole" of "why did Jurassic World NEED to make a NEW dinosaur? Weren't they already profitable enough with a global monopoly on literal dinosaurs?"
Like, have you seen ANY corporation EVER?
Like, have you seen ANY corporation EVER?
June 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Now I WILL say, the second movie (5th depending how you count) does genuinely seem to be written by members of the group of people who have never seen any corporation ever.
Not me going to bat for a decade-old dinosaur movie, but I genuinely never understood the so-called "plothole" of "why did Jurassic World NEED to make a NEW dinosaur? Weren't they already profitable enough with a global monopoly on literal dinosaurs?"
Like, have you seen ANY corporation EVER?
Like, have you seen ANY corporation EVER?
June 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Not me going to bat for a decade-old dinosaur movie, but I genuinely never understood the so-called "plothole" of "why did Jurassic World NEED to make a NEW dinosaur? Weren't they already profitable enough with a global monopoly on literal dinosaurs?"
Like, have you seen ANY corporation EVER?
Like, have you seen ANY corporation EVER?
June 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
the "where are all the protests against trump" people became the "these protests against trump are bad optics" people so quickly you may have missed it
June 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
My favorite part of EVERY Legendary Godzilla movie is when the human characters keep saying shit like "Godzilla is the protector of Earth, friend to ALL humans" and then in the last 10 minutes of the movie he'll destroy the entire country of Brazil for no good reason
June 11, 2025 at 8:59 AM
My favorite part of EVERY Legendary Godzilla movie is when the human characters keep saying shit like "Godzilla is the protector of Earth, friend to ALL humans" and then in the last 10 minutes of the movie he'll destroy the entire country of Brazil for no good reason
June 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Steven Spielberg has never watched a Summoning Salt video in his LIFE and it fucking shows.
March 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Steven Spielberg has never watched a Summoning Salt video in his LIFE and it fucking shows.
I still refuse to believe that a place called "West Covina" is just a suburb of LA and not a Soviet breakaway state somewhere in the Balkans.
February 17, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I still refuse to believe that a place called "West Covina" is just a suburb of LA and not a Soviet breakaway state somewhere in the Balkans.
(explaining the concept of a bus) ok you know how framerules work in Super Mario Bros
January 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
my pet peeve is photis/videos that go "POV you are <thing>" and then they show you <thing> from an external perspective MOTHERFUCKER WHAT DO YOU THINK POV MEANS
January 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Werner Herzog: Something as organic as a cheesecake is too feeble for the American mind, to even enjoy it as a concept they must remove its reality, let you know it was conceived in industrial horrors
Waitress:...Okay
WH: The cheeseburger spring rolls sound like a delightful abomination. Thank you
Waitress:...Okay
WH: The cheeseburger spring rolls sound like a delightful abomination. Thank you
December 27, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Werner Herzog: Something as organic as a cheesecake is too feeble for the American mind, to even enjoy it as a concept they must remove its reality, let you know it was conceived in industrial horrors
Waitress:...Okay
WH: The cheeseburger spring rolls sound like a delightful abomination. Thank you
Waitress:...Okay
WH: The cheeseburger spring rolls sound like a delightful abomination. Thank you
December 22, 2024 at 11:09 AM
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BREAKING NEWS |🚨 minecraft youtuber ethoslab has been eaten by a pelican
December 13, 2024 at 10:33 PM
BREAKING NEWS |🚨 minecraft youtuber ethoslab has been eaten by a pelican
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Fish are so stupid. There’s a whole type of animal that lives underwater and gets around by shaking its ass. Get the fuck out of here.
November 28, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Fish are so stupid. There’s a whole type of animal that lives underwater and gets around by shaking its ass. Get the fuck out of here.
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getting an air fryer (moving to arizona)
December 1, 2024 at 3:26 PM
getting an air fryer (moving to arizona)
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*Me raging against the dying of the light
Power company: Just pay your bill
Power company: Just pay your bill
November 30, 2024 at 1:56 PM
*Me raging against the dying of the light
Power company: Just pay your bill
Power company: Just pay your bill
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Folks wonder why young people aren't doing as well as their parents, but the facts are simple
Average rent in Washington, DC in 2024 was $2,248 a month
By comparison, in 1530 the Knights Hospitaller were able to lease the island of Malta from Aragon for one falcon a year
It's just not comparable
Average rent in Washington, DC in 2024 was $2,248 a month
By comparison, in 1530 the Knights Hospitaller were able to lease the island of Malta from Aragon for one falcon a year
It's just not comparable
November 30, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Folks wonder why young people aren't doing as well as their parents, but the facts are simple
Average rent in Washington, DC in 2024 was $2,248 a month
By comparison, in 1530 the Knights Hospitaller were able to lease the island of Malta from Aragon for one falcon a year
It's just not comparable
Average rent in Washington, DC in 2024 was $2,248 a month
By comparison, in 1530 the Knights Hospitaller were able to lease the island of Malta from Aragon for one falcon a year
It's just not comparable
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All I’m saying is you never see Karl Marx and Santa Claus in the same room
November 29, 2024 at 4:22 PM
All I’m saying is you never see Karl Marx and Santa Claus in the same room
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