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Chadywak

@chadywak.bsky.social

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Professional Pet sitter/Dog lover. Mets fan. TarHeel. Simpsons addict. Live music is my escape Corny jokes and memes. 🏀⚾️🏈🎵🐕🐶 He/Him

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Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · Nov 23

Why are hamburger and tuna the only foods that need help?

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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 9d

hotel with an in-house toilet paper sommelier

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Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 9d

Three day government shutdown? Pssssh. I shutdown everyday.

Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 18d

Happy birthday. I already follow you, so I can't help.

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Allison F @ablington.bsky.social · 18d

uniquely American experience to be detained by ICE in some shitty facility and then shot by a mass shooter

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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 18d

Lacking moral fiber?

Introducing Moralmucil.

Ad executive: how did you get this number?

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Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 18d

Didn't get raptured again.

Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 18d

Lungers unite!

Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 18d

Thanks. I haven't seen a cf starter pack.

Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 20d

The rapture is tomorrow and I have a flight at 6am. If the pilot gets raptured, I die in a plane crash. I sure hope the pilot is an atheist.

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 21d

eating pussy with my eyes open to maintain tactical awareness

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 21d

I wish the rapture would happen but just to people who believe in the rapture

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Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 21d

We are at the point on the Kardashev scale where we have achieved Google Earth, but not yet Google Wind or Google Fire.

Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 21d

I thought you had "s" number of kids and I had to solve for s

Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 21d

Earth, Wind, and Fire: DO YOU REMEMBER THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER?

Me: I kinda have to. It's my wife's birthday 🎂

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Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 21d

Hope everything goes well with the transplant. Its nice to meet you!

Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 22d

I have cystic fibrosis, and I don't know many others here on Bluesky, but I'd like to make cf friends. If you have the cfs, then comment and say hi.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 22d

ME: *dies*
DEATH: Welcome to the afterlife.
ME: How do I get to Heaven?
DEATH: *points* Go up those stairs.
ME: What about Hell?
DEATH: *points* Go down those stairs.
ME: And Limbo?
DEATH: *points* Just duck under that bar.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22d

Owner of a lonely heart, you are parked in a fire lane. This is your final warning.

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Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 22d

It's so hard to think of funny posts when the world is burning.

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Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 22d

Could be down much more. This team is terrible and I don't think any coaching can help.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 27d

I'm writing poem about pumpkins:

Pumpkins are orange

Goddammit

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Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · Sep 10

Don't worry. He won't be seeing God.

Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · Sep 6

Diaz was wearing Helsley's shoes and had to change them.

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · Sep 6

{ my tombstone }

She made a grave error. Again.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · Sep 6

Neil Diamond is the hardest substance to listen to known to man.

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