Timotheoswa
@timotheoswa.bsky.social
I live in Seattle. I’m only 5’10.
i attained the first level of enlightenment.
Single. Yes i will launder your money and have sex with you/(and) your boyfriends
i attained the first level of enlightenment.
Single. Yes i will launder your money and have sex with you/(and) your boyfriends
Gen Z will never know the satisfaction of texting Much Music and having your message be displayed on broadcast television over top of your favorite artists video
December 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
“I am alone once more…”, he says. Swirling his drink, cursing his step daughter and her hatred of this world, her father and his cowardice.
December 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
“I am alone once more…”, he says. Swirling his drink, cursing his step daughter and her hatred of this world, her father and his cowardice.
Who the fuck would be selfish enough to have a Christmas wedding????
No, I do not want to go to your wedding ON Christmas. Thanks.
Weirdo.
Weirdo.
December 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Who the fuck would be selfish enough to have a Christmas wedding????
*schedules planet for a long over due solar cleansing*
Honestly still not over the Old Republic news, or its like not really sunk in yet
I've been making the sound "kotor" for two thirds of my life, what do you MEAN there's a new version of that sound now
And it has the shape of it but its also not the same, but it is, but it isn't
what the fuck, man
I've been making the sound "kotor" for two thirds of my life, what do you MEAN there's a new version of that sound now
And it has the shape of it but its also not the same, but it is, but it isn't
what the fuck, man
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
*schedules planet for a long over due solar cleansing*
*sniff*
Dabs tears..
They grow up so fast 
Dabs tears..
They grow up so fast 
I love being Gay and Evil
December 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
*sniff*
Dabs tears..
They grow up so fast 
Dabs tears..
They grow up so fast 
Astá ete fantom
Pa eke tahm
🙈
Pa eke tahm
🙈
December 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Astá ete fantom
Pa eke tahm
🙈
Pa eke tahm
🙈
🙉👂👂👂👂
I've made many a bottom chortle when they caught me whispering "oh frabjous day callooh callay" while I was plowing them
December 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
🙉👂👂👂👂
Seconded
I love being Gay and Evil
December 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Seconded
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I have spoken 🙂↔️
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I have spoken 🙂↔️
Success?
My apartment building promised residents Christmas snacks in the lobby today, but it was just candy canes and dog treats shaped like Christmas cookies, and I saw a LOT of people not realize they were for dogs
December 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Success?
No.
If there were kissing or dildo wrestling. Or some sort of shared experience perhaps
If there were kissing or dildo wrestling. Or some sort of shared experience perhaps
Abstract porn idea:
Two very hot men sit naked, facing each other but far enough apart to not touch. And they just look. And sit silently. No jerking, no touching, no nothing.
And that's the whole vid. Basically fucking each other with just their eyes and imagination.
Would anyone watch that???
Two very hot men sit naked, facing each other but far enough apart to not touch. And they just look. And sit silently. No jerking, no touching, no nothing.
And that's the whole vid. Basically fucking each other with just their eyes and imagination.
Would anyone watch that???
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
No.
If there were kissing or dildo wrestling. Or some sort of shared experience perhaps
If there were kissing or dildo wrestling. Or some sort of shared experience perhaps
Time is long and makes liars of us all 💜🤲
I will never pay $1000+ for a handheld gaming device.
December 4, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Time is long and makes liars of us all 💜🤲
Concern
It’s the time of year when I’m constantly reminded of my sexual attraction to Santa 😮💨😵💫🤤
December 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Concern
Just tell these poor stupid fools to use the bluesky feed options. Don’t reduce the porn content!!
on holidays (and every day) it's important to label your adult content
some ppl might be scrolling bsky as an escape around conservative family. this can be an important thing.
please don't take away their ability to control what pops up on their phone
some ppl might be scrolling bsky as an escape around conservative family. this can be an important thing.
please don't take away their ability to control what pops up on their phone
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Just tell these poor stupid fools to use the bluesky feed options. Don’t reduce the porn content!!
Do it
I made the mistake of not taking a nap… and now I’m fighting the urge to want to sleep right now
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Do it
Pretty standard stuff 😊
I like to pretend I'm a zombie and chase my dog around the house and when I catch him I nibble his stinky belly
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Pretty standard stuff 😊
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Straight people making gay jokes about Trump doesn't sit right with me. I hope the man ch*kes on his own vomit in his sleep.. but can y'all leave us queers the fuck out of your shitty AI "memes" and dumbass jokes? K thanks
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Straight people making gay jokes about Trump doesn't sit right with me. I hope the man ch*kes on his own vomit in his sleep.. but can y'all leave us queers the fuck out of your shitty AI "memes" and dumbass jokes? K thanks
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Duh!!
Ukraine should feed the White House false info about their next push and watch all the Russian forces redistribute themselves incorrectly
November 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Duh!!
Duh
It’s hilarious and revelatory that a bunch of giant MAGA/America First X accounts are actually based in Eastern Europe and Nigeria.
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Duh
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You're doing apologia for fascism babe don't fucking lecture me about democracy
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You're doing apologia for fascism babe don't fucking lecture me about democracy
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There was a rubber duck museum in point Roberts?
The Rubber Duck Museum in Point Roberts, Washington is moving across the border to Tsawwassen Mills, BC.
The owners say Canadians have stopped coming, and tariffs have driven up the cost of ducks.
Listen Here: www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...
The owners say Canadians have stopped coming, and tariffs have driven up the cost of ducks.
Listen Here: www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
There was a rubber duck museum in point Roberts?