Timothy Malstead
@timothymalstead.com
Dev, sometimes writer and artist and definitely not a bot. Enjoying Bluesky so far.
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Timothy Malstead
@timothymalstead.com
· Apr 18
Dev, artist, sometimes wordsmith and asker of obvious questions. I like the web, I like making things and I like you.
Not a prolific poster or creator and no plans to become one.
Trying Bluesky, liking it so far. Very purposefully taking it slow.
#intro
Not a prolific poster or creator and no plans to become one.
Trying Bluesky, liking it so far. Very purposefully taking it slow.
#intro
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did you know you can make your own website. yes, even you, person who thinks it requires super coding skills you think you'll never have. it doesn't, you can do it too. yes even if you've never written a line of code before. no, not using one of those site building services you keep getting ads for
December 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
did you know you can make your own website. yes, even you, person who thinks it requires super coding skills you think you'll never have. it doesn't, you can do it too. yes even if you've never written a line of code before. no, not using one of those site building services you keep getting ads for
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I need to share this with someone
December 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I need to share this with someone
Merchant Ivory style comedy-of-errors Star Trek
sexy teen soap set at starfleet academy? why not! they should make every type of show star trek. moody scandinavian police procedural star trek. half-hour family sitcom starring worf. vulcan columbo
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Merchant Ivory style comedy-of-errors Star Trek
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“Strong floor, no ceiling” is absolutely the type of slogan that a focus group of swing voters will tell you they find appealing after it has been a whole hour and they just want to go home.
It’s a slogan for people convinced this country *really* wants a Mike Bloomberg presidential campaign.
It’s a slogan for people convinced this country *really* wants a Mike Bloomberg presidential campaign.
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
“Strong floor, no ceiling” is absolutely the type of slogan that a focus group of swing voters will tell you they find appealing after it has been a whole hour and they just want to go home.
It’s a slogan for people convinced this country *really* wants a Mike Bloomberg presidential campaign.
It’s a slogan for people convinced this country *really* wants a Mike Bloomberg presidential campaign.
Guillermo Del Toro's Duck Soup
guillermo del toro’s ferris bueller
Guillermo del Toro’s Johnny Mnemonic.
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Guillermo Del Toro's Duck Soup
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“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”
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i haven't noticed the cloudflare outage because i've only been visiting morally pure websites today
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
i haven't noticed the cloudflare outage because i've only been visiting morally pure websites today
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Not to brag or anything, but my posts are enjoyed by approximately 5 people 😕
November 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Not to brag or anything, but my posts are enjoyed by approximately 5 people 😕
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We need a combo of the New Deal and Reconstruction
In TURBO drive
In TURBO drive
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
We need a combo of the New Deal and Reconstruction
In TURBO drive
In TURBO drive
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that the ruling class are a bunch of pederasts and decadent sex fiends trafficking in catamites and jailbait concubines is, like much else, a return to the historical mean rather than an unprecedented depravity
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
that the ruling class are a bunch of pederasts and decadent sex fiends trafficking in catamites and jailbait concubines is, like much else, a return to the historical mean rather than an unprecedented depravity
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Time to start a conspiracy theory that their hideous punctuation and grammar is actually a form of code which can be deciphered to reveal the location of their adrenochrome storage tanks.
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Time to start a conspiracy theory that their hideous punctuation and grammar is actually a form of code which can be deciphered to reveal the location of their adrenochrome storage tanks.
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Male pattern kindness
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Male pattern kindness
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<script>alert(‘XSS injection tonight queen??’)</script>
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
<script>alert(‘XSS injection tonight queen??’)</script>
Welcome to Target
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Welcome to Target
Good things are possible and we don't have to settle
Good things are possible and we don't have to settle 😭
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Good things are possible and we don't have to settle
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while there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; while there is a soul in prison, I am not free.
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
while there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; while there is a soul in prison, I am not free.
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the thing that I find frustrating/enraging is that this is the really boring polisci explanation. it's not some secret code; like, it's what you learn if you just follow political scientists on social media, or read a few books. 1
it's almost like 2024 was not some sort of permanent demographic reshuffling, but was simply everyone turning against an unpopular president in a shit year for incumbents.
Republicans thought they had a permanent hold over young men. They didn't.
Spanberger wins men 18-29 by 14%, Sherrill by 10%, and Mamdani by a stunning 40%.
Spanberger wins men 18-29 by 14%, Sherrill by 10%, and Mamdani by a stunning 40%.
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
the thing that I find frustrating/enraging is that this is the really boring polisci explanation. it's not some secret code; like, it's what you learn if you just follow political scientists on social media, or read a few books. 1
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Mamdani shakes things up with the shrewd political calculus of “policies that people like”
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Mamdani shakes things up with the shrewd political calculus of “policies that people like”
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The factional grifters will hate this, but the Mamdani-Spanberger-Sherrill axis actually suggests the outlines of a broad, emerging Dem coalition organized around both anti-Trump *and* affordability politics, not a party bitterly divided against itself.
These big wins will embolden Dems to take on Trump's lawbreaking and show there's a price for GOP enabling of him. Folks hate to hear this, but normal patterns are asserting themselves: Liberalism isn't dead, Rs are likely to lose in 2026, and Trump is really unpopular, not a magical exception.
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The factional grifters will hate this, but the Mamdani-Spanberger-Sherrill axis actually suggests the outlines of a broad, emerging Dem coalition organized around both anti-Trump *and* affordability politics, not a party bitterly divided against itself.
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Gene Kelly, from Xanadu?
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Gene Kelly, from Xanadu?
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35 years now working as a professional software developer. My biggest career related tip.....Be Nice! 😀
November 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
35 years now working as a professional software developer. My biggest career related tip.....Be Nice! 😀
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Never take seriously those who ridicule low income people for having a smartphone or laptop.
“If they’re so poor how did they buy an iPhone???”
Because they’re trying to escape poverty, not the 1700s, genius. If you think basic tech access is luxury, survive a month without it.
“If they’re so poor how did they buy an iPhone???”
Because they’re trying to escape poverty, not the 1700s, genius. If you think basic tech access is luxury, survive a month without it.
November 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Never take seriously those who ridicule low income people for having a smartphone or laptop.
“If they’re so poor how did they buy an iPhone???”
Because they’re trying to escape poverty, not the 1700s, genius. If you think basic tech access is luxury, survive a month without it.
“If they’re so poor how did they buy an iPhone???”
Because they’re trying to escape poverty, not the 1700s, genius. If you think basic tech access is luxury, survive a month without it.