Todd Johnson
@toddjohnson.bsky.social
Anglophile, Disney parks enthusiast, Legomaniac. Married to the best lady ever. Once I talked to Delroy Lindo on the phone. he/him
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Todd Johnson
@toddjohnson.bsky.social
· Jul 31
I hope this is a safe space to tell you that Instagram showed me a video of a production of RENT with ASL interpreters signing the whole show and my first thought was "haven't deaf people been through enough"
There are obviously better things that a large amount of money could be spent on, but would you all support me if I started a crowdfunder to buy TMZ and shut it down y/n
December 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
There are obviously better things that a large amount of money could be spent on, but would you all support me if I started a crowdfunder to buy TMZ and shut it down y/n
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i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
Just read a Thing that a person posted about a terrible recent event and boy oh boy, how incredible would it be if It Happened today
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Just read a Thing that a person posted about a terrible recent event and boy oh boy, how incredible would it be if It Happened today
That’s an all-timer run right there.
December 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
That’s an all-timer run right there.
Never great to log on and see this. Man, what a loss. RIP Rob Reiner.
December 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Never great to log on and see this. Man, what a loss. RIP Rob Reiner.
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Please check out this thread and the terrific replies once you’ve seen the movie. Such a skillful eye of the needle this movie threads.
Thinking about The Phone Call in WAKE UP DEAD MAN
December 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Please check out this thread and the terrific replies once you’ve seen the movie. Such a skillful eye of the needle this movie threads.
Here’s the thing: WAKE UP DEAD MAN.
December 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Here’s the thing: WAKE UP DEAD MAN.
Using a bunch of filament to print things to hold filament
December 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Using a bunch of filament to print things to hold filament
A lot of people could sing this, or dance this, or act this, or make this funny. I don’t think anyone could do all of them as effortlessly as Dick van Dyke does here. So happy he’s celebrating today. youtube.com/watch?v=aO80...
Dick Van Dyke "We Love You Conrad & Put On A Happy Face" on The Ed Sullivan Show
YouTube video by The Ed Sullivan Show
youtube.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
A lot of people could sing this, or dance this, or act this, or make this funny. I don’t think anyone could do all of them as effortlessly as Dick van Dyke does here. So happy he’s celebrating today. youtube.com/watch?v=aO80...
What actor's facial expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
(I wish it wasn’t this but I can’t lie to myself.)
(I wish it wasn’t this but I can’t lie to myself.)
December 13, 2025 at 6:58 AM
What actor's facial expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
(I wish it wasn’t this but I can’t lie to myself.)
(I wish it wasn’t this but I can’t lie to myself.)
Beware, your actions have opened Grumpy’s third eye
December 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Beware, your actions have opened Grumpy’s third eye
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I don’t know, I guess I just don’t really like these Onion stories when they’re SO ridiculous and unbelievable.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I don’t know, I guess I just don’t really like these Onion stories when they’re SO ridiculous and unbelievable.
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pals you gotta quit spotify
“Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other.” Rainer Maria Rilke
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
“Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other.” Rainer Maria Rilke
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I still don't get why people pay attention to literary awards. The Nobel Prize for Literature. The Pulitzer Prize for fiction. The Man Booker Prize. Not one of these have ever honored a book with an illustrated cutaway that tells you what all the parts of a castle are.
December 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I still don't get why people pay attention to literary awards. The Nobel Prize for Literature. The Pulitzer Prize for fiction. The Man Booker Prize. Not one of these have ever honored a book with an illustrated cutaway that tells you what all the parts of a castle are.
Lighting up the Ted Leo Signal. @tedleo.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Lighting up the Ted Leo Signal. @tedleo.bsky.social
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all of a sudden every service i used this year wants to hit me with emails and push notifications like ‘this is everything you bought online in 2025’ ‘this is every restaurant reservation you made.’ can you guys all just talk to me less. the only thing i want from any of you is to talk to me less
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
all of a sudden every service i used this year wants to hit me with emails and push notifications like ‘this is everything you bought online in 2025’ ‘this is every restaurant reservation you made.’ can you guys all just talk to me less. the only thing i want from any of you is to talk to me less
Very excited for my pals who get to see this! Very frustrated at this "US tour" that does not go further west than Chicago!
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Very excited for my pals who get to see this! Very frustrated at this "US tour" that does not go further west than Chicago!
Best part of this is if you zoom in you can see the string of lights disappearing into kitty’s mouth
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Best part of this is if you zoom in you can see the string of lights disappearing into kitty’s mouth
Every time (every God Damn Time) we see Goofy in this outfit at the park I say “Oh wow, look, Andre 3000!” Every. Time.
December 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Every time (every God Damn Time) we see Goofy in this outfit at the park I say “Oh wow, look, Andre 3000!” Every. Time.
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Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
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You’re still using the service that pays them nothing, so you’re buying merch right? Right?
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
You’re still using the service that pays them nothing, so you’re buying merch right? Right?