Tom
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Tom
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Post-conviction Crim law is my jam. Mostly made of puns.
The name of seminal SCOTUS case "Giglio v. United States" is pronounced the same way as that terrible Ben Affleck/Jennifer Lopez movie, not the "gig-lee-oh."
What is the most pedantic hill you will die on?

For me, it's that there is no such thing as "state's rights." I don't care if it's convenient shorthand. States can't have rights - only people can.
January 17, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Mike Johnson compellingly making the case for abolishing ICE ...
Mike Johnson: "ICE is doing what ICE is designed to do"
Mike Johnson comes out against additional guardrails on ICE as Democrats call for it.

“I think there's a lot of Democrats playing games right now with national security and with law enforcement. And I think it's dangerous. Ice is doing what ice is designed to do by its very name.”
January 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I vote we refer to falsehoods like this as a "shibbolieths."
The president is also signalling to his followers in and out of government what the party line on this horrific murder will be. That it's transparently false is almost beside the point. Indeed, publicly adopting the falsehood will fast become a loyalty test.
That he chooses the "me or your lying eyes?" approach, in the full knowledge that there are multiple videos out there, is a striking commentary on the nature of propaganda in the modern information environment.
January 7, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This hits so much harder than it has any right to.
’Twas The Distance (Cake “The Distance” Parody)
YouTube video by Pat and Sean Kelly
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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In my furious revulsion at what Trump said about Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele, I missed that it was Michele who took the flattering cover photo of Trump for his book, The Art of the Deal. Impossibly, this makes his reaction even worse.
December 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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I don't know, Aaron. I think we need to take this seriously. In fact, after surveying hundreds of years of history in the past few days, I've written an article assessing the originalist case here:
papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
December 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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En dashes: They’re here to serve.
Ah, the famous Christmas tradition of right wing men drinking cum.
December 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Reminder you’re not against rape if you don’t care if ANYONE gets raped while incarcerated.
BREAKING: Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans & intersex people, memo says. A DOJ memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) do not align with Trump’s Jan. 20 anti-trans executive order, @byadamrhodes.bsky.social reports.
Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans and intersex people
A Department of Justice memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act do not align with Trump’s executive order
prismreports.org
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
He's confusing fog of war with the red mist that clouds his vision while ordering murders.
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?

HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Billionaire advises poor people upset with the price of bread to have cake instead, a strategy that has never backfired ever.
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]

🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Dealer: alright everyone ante up

Chuck Schumer: I fold

Dealer: … we haven’t even dealt the hand yet

Chuck Schumer: I 👏 fold 👏
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I know your cats are cute, but mine are the cutest.
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Chef's kiss
Agent Lairmore is done with his testimony. Prosecution asked further about the condiments and he said there was mustard on his uniform and an onion hanging on his radio antenna. Don’t think defense was going for a pun when she called him a “seasoned officer,” but you never know…
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
14 YEAR OLD: shouts n-word

FBI: Get the zip ties off of that infant!
FBI: "We didn't zip tie children."

REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."

FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
October 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Please do *not* circulate this story that the NC GOP does not want circulated.

Please, they have threatened you nicely, please.
October 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Boy, North Carolina Republicans sure don't want the attached story to circulate. I sure hope that this stupid threat from their spokesperson doesn't boomerang on them and have a lot more people read and share the story, which once again, is conveniently attached below. That would be a shame.
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
October 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Nayib Bukele purged the El Salvadoran courts, replaced judges with allies, and made the judiciary legally subservient to him. Elon Musk says we need to the same here, ending ~250 years of an independent judiciary. Stop treating his involvement in US politics as innocent and normal.
October 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM