"It’s kind of weird, right? Why would my mind make me recall that the Russian Revolution was largely ignited by a devastating economic crisis, social inequality, and the ruling class being aggressively out of touch with the suffering masses?"

It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.

man it’s gonna be a police state but of people who were too stupid to be police

Blows my mind that just a year after the brutally violent crackdowns on campus protests at Columbia and dozens of other universities, there are people out here today trying to say that protests must be done in the "correct way" to avoid being demonized by the press

If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."

The Problem With Young Men is that they don't have 24/7 wake island bf1942 64 player servers where they can healthily engage with peers and mentors

New ICE Agent Establishes Dominance By Beating Up Biggest Child Prisoner On First Day
theonion.com/new-ice...

old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

Bumping this with the hope that a senator might see it

Dallas Mavericks fans are more organized than the Democratic Party

if arguing online changed anything we'd all be running Linux

one of my life hacks for avoiding assassination is not enriching myself through the ruination and enfeeblement of millions of people. So far so good!

i seem to remember a time when STUPID people got fucking YELLED AT !!!!!

longtime listener, first-time caller: is SEC Oklahoma just Big Ten Nebraska? I’ll hang up and listen

You (dumb, hasn’t seen Fight Club): If I buy things I’ll be happy
Me (smart, has seen Fight Club): I’m going to punch someone in a basement

Men will fight for six and a half minutes in an alleyway rather than try on their drifter friend’s sunglasses.

I only need to finish one task and then I can take tomorrow off so instead I will dawdle all fucking night on it and make myself insane and miserable

completely shameful, given that the only good reason to give up classified info is to win an argument on the WarThunder forums

I asked AI to create “the flag Cobra Commander would use if he took over America but was also a divorced dad behind on child support”