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Starting to think there's nothing plain and simple about this Garak fellow.
January 27, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Bring back proper Tizer in 2026.
January 21, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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Oh are we doing that whole bit again where we pretend Brianna Ghey died because of social media rather than because of the people who stabbed her 28 times.
January 19, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Can't stop laughing at the Jenrick news.
January 15, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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I like big butts but I lie constantly. I don't even like big butts
January 14, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Deadbert
January 13, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Love when it's winter and it takes me 3 days to recover from an IBS flair up. Just brilliant stuff.
January 13, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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one of my buddies got trapped in a poké ball and we can't get him out
January 8, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Should be doing a million and one things today but instead I'm just sitting watching the Great Tits flitting about in the trees opposite.
January 10, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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FUTURE COP L.A.P.D.
January 10, 2026 at 10:38 AM
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Happy New Year to the haters, the losers, and the far left marxist transgender extremists, which I think covers everyone here.
January 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Really regret not taking more time off over Christmas. I thought things would be nice and quiet and could get a lot of admin done, but no, that is simply not allowed.
December 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.

Us: Across your entire career?

Reiner: In a 6 year period.

Us: That sounds-

Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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Frasier just said “I don’t see why not” and if I’m honest I’m a little worried that the next fifteen minutes of footage will demonstrate _exactly_ why not.
December 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Just finished this earlier, and what a way to go out. Such a bloody good read.
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Finally finished This Bursted Earth after being too unwell to focus on reading properly. Really bloody enjoyed it but was not expecting so many retired professional snooker players to show up.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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nostalgia is a scam invented by big new to sell more old
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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DINO CRISIS
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Hi I wrote about the Sega Master System and how it’s been criminally overlooked because everyone goes on about the NES like it was the only 8bit console in the world look don’t get me started

www.theguardian.com/games/2025/n...
Master System at 40: the truth about Sega’s most underrated console
Forty years ago, the Nintendo Entertainment System dominated the markets in Japan and the US. But in Europe, a technologically superior rival was making it look like an ancient relic
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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All game developers should strive to create an incidental NPC as memorable as the pork bun guy from Sleeping Dogs.
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Getting the urge to watch Twin Peaks again.
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM