Tony Wolfe
@tonywolfe.bsky.social
Occasional writer. FanGraphs, Baseball Prospectus, Red Reporter, Times West Virginian, The Lima News, and others. He/Him.
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oh right that’s lamar fucking jackson
January 5, 2026 at 3:57 AM
oh right that’s lamar fucking jackson
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Nine Delights 2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Nine Delights 2026
weirdly touched by the visceral memory I have of being in high school and reliably switching from the new year’s countdown to robot chicken at 12:00am
January 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
weirdly touched by the visceral memory I have of being in high school and reliably switching from the new year’s countdown to robot chicken at 12:00am
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
played a geese song for my father in law last night and for the next two hours every time someone else played a song he followed it with “man that’s so much better than geese”
December 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
played a geese song for my father in law last night and for the next two hours every time someone else played a song he followed it with “man that’s so much better than geese”
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Cam Ward is my favorite quarterback
December 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Cam Ward is my favorite quarterback
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7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
June 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
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ben johnson at all times
December 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
ben johnson at all times
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You might think from the headline that this is a story about a trans kid suffering medical consequences from a large drug dose but nope! It is just an interview with an estranged father who is angry that his child happily transitioned.
archive.ph/Tmthz
archive.ph/Tmthz
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
You might think from the headline that this is a story about a trans kid suffering medical consequences from a large drug dose but nope! It is just an interview with an estranged father who is angry that his child happily transitioned.
archive.ph/Tmthz
archive.ph/Tmthz
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it's interesting how little the gop messaging apparatus, from the press secretary to election mailers, deviates from "i know you are but what am i"
LESLEY STAHL: You contributed to the toxic culture. You were out there pounding, insulting people
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: You've contributed to it as well
STAHL: I want you to respond to what you have done in terms of insulting people
MTG: I'd like for you to respond to that
December 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
it's interesting how little the gop messaging apparatus, from the press secretary to election mailers, deviates from "i know you are but what am i"
can’t believe the titans/browns are actually doing enough to draw my attention while a bills/bengals snow game is happening
December 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
can’t believe the titans/browns are actually doing enough to draw my attention while a bills/bengals snow game is happening
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it’s like…intensely deranging the extent to which we’re no longer beholden to things the way they really happened lol 🤡
What makes me angriest about the fake AI videos where people yell at ICE is that there’s a million actual videos, there’s actual priests being pelted with pepper balls, it’s just that the real priest didn’t say “we worship the real God not your ORANGE one” so he wasn’t quippy enough
December 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
it’s like…intensely deranging the extent to which we’re no longer beholden to things the way they really happened lol 🤡
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Very cool video (credit to the amazing u/ogasawarabaseball on Reddit) of what looks to be the first home run in South Sudan’s national baseball team history, hit by captain Biol Atem at the U-15 Baseball World Cup Africa Qualifier.
December 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Very cool video (credit to the amazing u/ogasawarabaseball on Reddit) of what looks to be the first home run in South Sudan’s national baseball team history, hit by captain Biol Atem at the U-15 Baseball World Cup Africa Qualifier.
today in hubris: making rillons for my wife’s family despite only making them one (1) time for myself and them turning out *ok*
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
today in hubris: making rillons for my wife’s family despite only making them one (1) time for myself and them turning out *ok*
been using this guy a lot lately. don’t know what it is… just something about him
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
been using this guy a lot lately. don’t know what it is… just something about him
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Jim Jordan begged someone to not rat out the sexual assault that was happening at Ohio State. He was crying on the phone. Groveling. This man threw out all his dignity to try and cover for horrifying crimes of sexual abuse. Think about that for a moment.
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Jim Jordan begged someone to not rat out the sexual assault that was happening at Ohio State. He was crying on the phone. Groveling. This man threw out all his dignity to try and cover for horrifying crimes of sexual abuse. Think about that for a moment.
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“Johnson dangled the prospect that one of the children could receive money because, Johnson claimed, he was entitled to $10 million as part of reparations for his January 6 arrest, according to a police report from a Hernando County Sheriff’s Dept. detective.”
One of his victims was 11 years old.
One of his victims was 11 years old.
Andrew Johnson — a Jan. 6 rioter who went by "Am🇺🇸rican T🇺🇸rrorist” on Elon Musk’s platform — has been arrested on child molestation charges, with police saying he used the promise of a taxpayer-funded payout from Trump's DOJ to try and keep one of the victims silent.
theintercept.com/2025/11/17/p...
theintercept.com/2025/11/17/p...
Pardoned Capitol Rioter Tried to Hush Child Sex Victim With Promise of Jan. 6 Reparation Money, Police Say
Pardoned Capitol rioter Andrew Johnson tried to keep a child sex abuse victim quiet with claimed $10 million Jan. 6 reparations, police say.
theintercept.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
“Johnson dangled the prospect that one of the children could receive money because, Johnson claimed, he was entitled to $10 million as part of reparations for his January 6 arrest, according to a police report from a Hernando County Sheriff’s Dept. detective.”
One of his victims was 11 years old.
One of his victims was 11 years old.
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holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
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just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car
he was married at the time
he was married at the time
"All they could do to distract from the Schumer shutdown cover-up is leak Epstein emails ... What a sleazy leak."
Jesse Watters attacks Democrats for releasing Epstein emails
www.mediamatters.org
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car
he was married at the time
he was married at the time
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no one has ever been cozier than carl
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
no one has ever been cozier than carl
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TERFs love to tell a story where they made a completely normal conversation weird and then be like "Can you believe how weird and brainwashed everyone else is?"
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
TERFs love to tell a story where they made a completely normal conversation weird and then be like "Can you believe how weird and brainwashed everyone else is?"