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Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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Rochester NY 👈🏽📍
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Rochester NY 👈🏽📍
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
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Oh no there’s gonna be a mistrial
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.
November 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Oh no there’s gonna be a mistrial
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What last night proves, above all else, is that centrist Democrats like Zohran Mamdani, Bernie Sanders, and AOC can work together with moderate Republicans like Abigail Spanberger and Gavin Newsom to push back on MAGA fascism.
November 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
What last night proves, above all else, is that centrist Democrats like Zohran Mamdani, Bernie Sanders, and AOC can work together with moderate Republicans like Abigail Spanberger and Gavin Newsom to push back on MAGA fascism.
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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Made a Slack-o-lantern that hits you with the Slack notification sound and logo when you walk by.
👻 now baAAck toOOO WooOOrk 👻
👻 now baAAck toOOO WooOOrk 👻
October 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Made a Slack-o-lantern that hits you with the Slack notification sound and logo when you walk by.
👻 now baAAck toOOO WooOOrk 👻
👻 now baAAck toOOO WooOOrk 👻
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"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
October 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
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Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
September 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
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🎂 Happy 23rd birthday, Firefox
(Firefox 1.0 was released on November 9, 2004 but the first version of the thing that lead up to it – Phoenix 0.1 – was released on September 23, 2002)
(Firefox 1.0 was released on November 9, 2004 but the first version of the thing that lead up to it – Phoenix 0.1 – was released on September 23, 2002)
September 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
🎂 Happy 23rd birthday, Firefox
(Firefox 1.0 was released on November 9, 2004 but the first version of the thing that lead up to it – Phoenix 0.1 – was released on September 23, 2002)
(Firefox 1.0 was released on November 9, 2004 but the first version of the thing that lead up to it – Phoenix 0.1 – was released on September 23, 2002)
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Absolutely brilliant satire.
"These “Guess Stops” will be staffed by special agents known as Guess Stop Officers, or “Guess-Stop-O” for short. The Guess-Stop-O will make crime disappear by making undesirable people disappear."
"These “Guess Stops” will be staffed by special agents known as Guess Stop Officers, or “Guess-Stop-O” for short. The Guess-Stop-O will make crime disappear by making undesirable people disappear."
"As you’re smashing car windows and pulling people out of their cars, you might be wondering how to determine whether the person is undocumented or not, or even whether you should be violently detaining them in the first place."
ICE’s Training Manual for Determining Who to Terrorize
“The Supreme Court on Monday lifted a federal judge’s order prohibiting government agents from making indiscriminate immigration-related stops in t...
buff.ly
September 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Absolutely brilliant satire.
"These “Guess Stops” will be staffed by special agents known as Guess Stop Officers, or “Guess-Stop-O” for short. The Guess-Stop-O will make crime disappear by making undesirable people disappear."
"These “Guess Stops” will be staffed by special agents known as Guess Stop Officers, or “Guess-Stop-O” for short. The Guess-Stop-O will make crime disappear by making undesirable people disappear."
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Herman Melville, circa 2025:
"I hope this Ishmael finds you, whale"
"I hope this Ishmael finds you, whale"
April 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Herman Melville, circa 2025:
"I hope this Ishmael finds you, whale"
"I hope this Ishmael finds you, whale"
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if anyone knows of any decent amateur fossil hunting sites near Rochester NY please lmk 🥹 @rochesterdiscord.bsky.social
August 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
if anyone knows of any decent amateur fossil hunting sites near Rochester NY please lmk 🥹 @rochesterdiscord.bsky.social
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Love living in Portland
June 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Love living in Portland
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man do i love an opportunity to share memes cross culturally akl;djs;lfkjjdf hahahahahahahahahahaha plzzzz enjoyyyyy
June 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
man do i love an opportunity to share memes cross culturally akl;djs;lfkjjdf hahahahahahahahahahaha plzzzz enjoyyyyy
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here are some melon eating reaction pics for ur enjoyment hand alt'ed
June 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
here are some melon eating reaction pics for ur enjoyment hand alt'ed
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Let's see what happens if I spoof the article metadata from the backend...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Elon Musk sent to Guantanamo after his Cybertruck explodes outside White House | BBC News
Tesla stock jumps 250% on news that Musk would be unable to run the company from his cell
www.bbc.co.uk
March 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Let's see what happens if I spoof the article metadata from the backend...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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So Sinclair has the STIRR app which links some of their stations throughout the country.
How did they misspell Rochester, NY *and* Duluth, MN?
How did they misspell Rochester, NY *and* Duluth, MN?
March 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
So Sinclair has the STIRR app which links some of their stations throughout the country.
How did they misspell Rochester, NY *and* Duluth, MN?
How did they misspell Rochester, NY *and* Duluth, MN?
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Please consider showing some love to Greater Rochester LGBTQ+ Mutual Aid! In just their first month of existence, Emergency Relief Fund has issued $500 in support and Trans Joy Fund has issued over $600 in support, both within our local community. These two funds really need your support right now!
March 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Please consider showing some love to Greater Rochester LGBTQ+ Mutual Aid! In just their first month of existence, Emergency Relief Fund has issued $500 in support and Trans Joy Fund has issued over $600 in support, both within our local community. These two funds really need your support right now!