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December 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Okay gang, The Onion is 80 sign-ups away from our 60,000th print subscriber.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
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December 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Okay gang, The Onion is 80 sign-ups away from our 60,000th print subscriber.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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The Robber Baron Experience
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The Robber Baron Experience
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Did a LOT of work integrating the new VA by @tomschalk.bsky.social into the train fight for this #NightmareKart thread! Theres more lines in this one lvl than probably the entire main campaign so it was a doozy!
*This is an unfinished WIP, dialogue cutting itself off & bad balancing are known bugs!
*This is an unfinished WIP, dialogue cutting itself off & bad balancing are known bugs!
December 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Did a LOT of work integrating the new VA by @tomschalk.bsky.social into the train fight for this #NightmareKart thread! Theres more lines in this one lvl than probably the entire main campaign so it was a doozy!
*This is an unfinished WIP, dialogue cutting itself off & bad balancing are known bugs!
*This is an unfinished WIP, dialogue cutting itself off & bad balancing are known bugs!
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i will never let the US department of state manufacture my consent to go to war with latin america because i KNOW who has been there for me as the only torrent seed in my times of great need and that i will never forget that.
December 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
i will never let the US department of state manufacture my consent to go to war with latin america because i KNOW who has been there for me as the only torrent seed in my times of great need and that i will never forget that.
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Time to share another Miss Machete Favorite:
Lifeforce (1985)
A space mission stumbles on a strange ship, and the figures on board get brought to Earth. Vampire-like aliens are unleashed on the world.
Energy zombies, naked ladies murdering, Sir Patrick Stewart is there.
Who else loves this movie?
Lifeforce (1985)
A space mission stumbles on a strange ship, and the figures on board get brought to Earth. Vampire-like aliens are unleashed on the world.
Energy zombies, naked ladies murdering, Sir Patrick Stewart is there.
Who else loves this movie?
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Time to share another Miss Machete Favorite:
Lifeforce (1985)
A space mission stumbles on a strange ship, and the figures on board get brought to Earth. Vampire-like aliens are unleashed on the world.
Energy zombies, naked ladies murdering, Sir Patrick Stewart is there.
Who else loves this movie?
Lifeforce (1985)
A space mission stumbles on a strange ship, and the figures on board get brought to Earth. Vampire-like aliens are unleashed on the world.
Energy zombies, naked ladies murdering, Sir Patrick Stewart is there.
Who else loves this movie?
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Google AI doesn’t understand anything, smh
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Google AI doesn’t understand anything, smh
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Just found out the guy that has stalked and harassed my wife for legit 20 years died last week now accepting hell yeahs
November 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Just found out the guy that has stalked and harassed my wife for legit 20 years died last week now accepting hell yeahs
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New #Warlordocracy patch adds new option to keep game paused after targeting and dialogue only while in combat (now default setting). Also added a quest and improved a ton of dialogue.
store.steampowered.com/news/app/174...
#indiegame #indiegames #indiegaming #gamedev #warlord #crpg #rpg #rts
store.steampowered.com/news/app/174...
#indiegame #indiegames #indiegaming #gamedev #warlord #crpg #rpg #rts
Warlordocracy - Warlordocracy v2.8 - Steam News
New option to auto-pause after dialogue and targeting only during combat, which is now the default option. Also fixed a game-breaking script bug in Ch.5 major battle (before finale), added 2nd quest f...
store.steampowered.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
New #Warlordocracy patch adds new option to keep game paused after targeting and dialogue only while in combat (now default setting). Also added a quest and improved a ton of dialogue.
store.steampowered.com/news/app/174...
#indiegame #indiegames #indiegaming #gamedev #warlord #crpg #rpg #rts
store.steampowered.com/news/app/174...
#indiegame #indiegames #indiegaming #gamedev #warlord #crpg #rpg #rts
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NEW via CNN: “The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal”
Exclusive: UK suspends some intelligence sharing with US over boat strike concerns in major break | CNN Politics
The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes ...
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November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
NEW via CNN: “The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal”
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sometimes to read a book of poetry is to be reminded that another person is much funnier and better at expressing their pain than you are
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
sometimes to read a book of poetry is to be reminded that another person is much funnier and better at expressing their pain than you are
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Until the end of the government shutdown, our campaign will be donating $2,500 a month to a food pantry in the Ninth District.
And to my fellow candidates, I challenge you to do the same:
And to my fellow candidates, I challenge you to do the same:
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Until the end of the government shutdown, our campaign will be donating $2,500 a month to a food pantry in the Ninth District.
And to my fellow candidates, I challenge you to do the same:
And to my fellow candidates, I challenge you to do the same:
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As a doctor I wasn’t doing great at making my own patients healthy so I decided to pivot to making every single person in the world who wasn’t my patients sicker. It’s called relativistic medicine
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
As a doctor I wasn’t doing great at making my own patients healthy so I decided to pivot to making every single person in the world who wasn’t my patients sicker. It’s called relativistic medicine
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
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finance guys on twitter are like "can't believe zohran hired lina khan. she wants to make it illegal to bundle memecoin futures into junk stocks and sell them to public worker pension plans. the public won't stand for it."
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
finance guys on twitter are like "can't believe zohran hired lina khan. she wants to make it illegal to bundle memecoin futures into junk stocks and sell them to public worker pension plans. the public won't stand for it."
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The Trump administration is ending Direct File, the IRS's free tax-filing program. It's another win for the corporate tax prep industry.
But the success of the short-lived Direct File program can set a precedent for future Congresses and administrations.
itep.org/trump-admini...
But the success of the short-lived Direct File program can set a precedent for future Congresses and administrations.
itep.org/trump-admini...
Trump Raises the Price of Filing a Tax Return
The move was expected, given heavy lobbying from tax prep companies like Intuit and H&R Block to put a halt to the IRS’s popular Direct File program.
itep.org
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The Trump administration is ending Direct File, the IRS's free tax-filing program. It's another win for the corporate tax prep industry.
But the success of the short-lived Direct File program can set a precedent for future Congresses and administrations.
itep.org/trump-admini...
But the success of the short-lived Direct File program can set a precedent for future Congresses and administrations.
itep.org/trump-admini...
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it's no longer a question for me. america is a cult.
anyway, this book. wow. very powerful.
anyway, this book. wow. very powerful.
November 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
it's no longer a question for me. america is a cult.
anyway, this book. wow. very powerful.
anyway, this book. wow. very powerful.
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if you see anyone expressing shock that a candidate who exudes warmth and authenticity and wants to improve the quality of life for working class people won over a rapist whose entire campaign was
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
if you see anyone expressing shock that a candidate who exudes warmth and authenticity and wants to improve the quality of life for working class people won over a rapist whose entire campaign was
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.