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eleanor, it/its. published author, amateur photographer, mosh enjoyer. MDNI
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Polyamorous people be like “all I want for Christmas is Y’all”
December 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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a solid 25% of generative ai responses are "how would tom waits answer this question"
Google Gemini Pro: please generate a map of the western united states showing cities of over 250K population
December 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Advice to all writers from my most fucked up character.
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.
March 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
the thing nobody talks about re:messianics is that if you ask them their thoughts on actual Jews they’d tell you shit that would make mel gibson gag
From a focus group of Gen Z Republicans. (www.city-journal.org/article/manh...)

Tell me again about how Zohran Mamdani is the big threat to Jewish thriving in the US today.
December 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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If you're the parent of a trans kid, it is now your responsibility to find out how to obtain HRT for your child. You didn't sign up to be a criminal, but when the state criminalizes your child, it's your job to stand up and put yourself on the line for them

Tor, grey market, whatever: figure it out
December 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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what if we kissed in the charlie kirk death tent
December 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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If they have any kind of power at all—journalist, politician, healthcare commissioner—your position on DIY HRT is, “What’s that? A new kind of hammer? For DIY? Can I get it on Amazon?”
Don't talk to journalists about DIY HRT.
December 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Was very close to fighting someone from another office over a Teams message this morning before looking them and realizing they are about 60. Remembered the below tweet and chose peace instead. Be proud of me.
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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it is terrifying and awful that this passed the House with any Dem support at all (and once again, the continued leadership support for Cuellar is unconscionable)

call your senators and make absolutely sure this dies in the Senate, lives are on the line

trans people deserve so much better
Henry Cuellar, Don Davis, and Vicente Gonzalez joined Republicans in voting to criminalize trans health care.

The bill passed only 216 to 214.

4 Republicans voted no. If they did too, it would have failed.

clerk.house.gov/evs/2025/rol...
clerk.house.gov
December 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
g-d keeps finding new and exciting ways to punish me for bringing wine bottles to a function
December 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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marx failed to predict three cueing
December 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*

ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin

DETECTIVE:

ME: are you getting apricot notes
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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there a trillion magazines now called like ThoughtThink. Unsaid. CensoredMedia. The Believer. CrossingLines. The New Principles Of Thought Project. and every single one has written the same article a million times over that is just "i had to take a diversity training at work and it was annoying"
December 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Baudrillard described this phenomenon when he said that the ’68 protests were defeated the moment student protesters heard the sound of their own voices on the radio.
i think a (perhaps underappreciated) aspect of this whole situation is the extent to which every elite profession is filled with people who excel at drawing attention and want to be famous more than they want to do the actual job
December 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Hi, I'm a bad actor looking to compromise people's phones for my own financial gain while minimizing legal risks by modifying USB-C ports in public places. I have chosen to sabotage an aircraft
December 11, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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Every gambling ad is like “if you’re struggling with addiction pls call this # but…if you’re not a pussy-
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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The horror secret Japan has cracked is that the exorcist/paranormal investigator in your ghost story should be the same as an eccentric detective from a mystery

Nothing beats being trapped in an absolute nightmare and then suddenly here comes Columbo stumbling into the climax
December 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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no idea
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM