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Not a real sardine packer.
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Streeting to next launch inquiry into “over-diagnosis” of left-handedness.

“Never used to be like this,” he insists.
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Mum, can I have *five* biscuits?

Don’t be ridiculous, dear.
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Truly shocking that Rachel Reeves had the audacity to call herself the U14 girls chess champions when she won the U14 girls chess championship but some bloke thought she was talking about something else.
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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She appears - from what I can tell - to be comparing a family of two with no kids on the national living wage (one only working part time) with a family of 5 who are all disabled and claiming UC and housing benefits and that doesn’t strike me as a fair comparison.
December 3, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Happy World Linguistics Day from Budapest, capital of a peculiar linguistic phenomenon--the Hungarian language!
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Just to spell out the link here, Rowling is the chief financial backer of the incredibly litigious gender critical movement that bullies institutions and people into complying with their beliefs
i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry

girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Why are Christmas presents for men so shit? It's either a Millennium Falcon hip flask or 3 fish heads nailed to a stick.

I'm going to get my Dad a selection of shaving spanners with cars on x
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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🚨Some personal news.

I'm thrilled to announce that I've just filed my first copy for The New Yorker.

A profile of Jonathan Gullis.

"You get the sense that offstage, Jonathan Gullis struggles with being Jonathan Gullis."

open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
Jonathan Gullis, The Seagull's Lament
A New Yorker Profile
open.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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I mean there's plenty the leader of the opposition could have used to attack the Chancellor's handling of the Budget and yet she chooses... the one thing that Reeves had absolutely nothing to do with.

Mind-boggling
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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This won't end up going badly for either Gullis or Reform at all now will it?
December 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Reasons to resign:

Tories: doubling the cost of mortgages; throwing birthday parties while people are separated from their dying relatives for reasons you imposed

Labour: holding press conference & not saying thing that previously you had later said was not untrue but which the OBR didn't also say
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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100%
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Several newspapers are mourning the death of "Shakespeare in Love screenwriter Tom Stoppard" which, while technically true, is very much on the level of "Thomas The Tank Engine narrator Ringo Starr".
November 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Damn.

Tom was, all round, a scholar and a gent. My dad envied his quietly perfect artist’s wardrobe and treasured his friendship. As did I.

Travel well. I hope the wine’s okay.
Tom Stoppard, playwright of dazzling wit and playful erudition, dies aged 88
A theatrical sensation since the 1960s, whose dramas included Arcadia, The Real Thing and Leopoldstadt, Stoppard also had huge success as a screenwriter
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Heading to Wembley where the Lionesses play China
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Hegseth ordered murders and will inevitably go to jail for that
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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I would call Pete Hegseth a war criminal, but we aren’t at war. He’s just a mass murderer.
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Hugely pleasing. Even better if it could be rigged up to a music box at the same time.
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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“Behold the beam for thine own eye.”
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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It’s sad that we need a dead man's emails to believe the testimony of hundreds of living women.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM