turbopanda.bsky.social
@turbopanda.bsky.social
Luv me bike, luv me comrades, 'ate the police, simple as
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I finally realised what AI dependency reminds me of
October 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Get ready for Democrats to remind everyone what it looks like when they decide to oppose someone
June 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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YIKES @soundcloud.dev no thank you
May 9, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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It can be hard sometimes to get the attention of the 18-year-old in your life. The key is remembering what motivates them.
October 17, 2023 at 7:34 PM
You can put mtb bar ends on your flat bar fixie for an extra hand position. They can't stop you.
October 3, 2023 at 3:40 AM
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Thank you to everyone sending love and prayers to our boy rn 🔮🔮🔮
September 23, 2023 at 3:49 AM
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i downloaded "goblin tools", an app with a set of tools you can use if you have a fucked up ADHD brain like me, and one of them converts your text to various other vibes, like so
September 22, 2023 at 12:49 PM
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September 7, 2023 at 5:42 PM
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Isn't it about time we called it "Burning They" 🤔
September 3, 2023 at 3:59 AM
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[extremely Suzanne Vega voice]

I am sitting
in the morning
in a lone and
level desert
there are two legs
vast and trunkless
and a visage
shattered half-sunk
and the pedestal beside it
reads “my name is Ozymandias
I’m the king of kings and you shall
look on my works and despair”
August 31, 2023 at 8:54 PM
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Let me just say that Antony Lowenstein’s “The Palestine Laboratory:
How Israel Exports the Technology of Occupation Around the World” is currently 40% off at Verso. www.versobooks.com/products/268...
“Mayor Eric Adams, a former police captain, has said he wants to see police further embrace the “endless” potential of drones, citing Israel’s use of the technology as a blueprint after visiting the country last week.”

Again, if you put this in a story your editor would reject it.
September 1, 2023 at 5:03 PM
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becoming a RETVRN guy but specifically for rail networks
Maps of Minneapolis’ / St Paul’s light rail network, 110 years apart.
August 20, 2023 at 4:02 PM
💃x12 Women are my favorite guy!

💃x6 Women are my favorite guy!

👏x3 Clapping the hands

💃x4 Women are my favorite guy!

🌎x11 Planet of the *Bass* haha

🍑💦x1 SEX! Thank you Sergei, you got me feeling like I'M WANTING MORE

🧬x5 Life, it never die!
August 3, 2023 at 5:18 PM
Arriving at the new site and paralyzed with indecision
July 11, 2023 at 6:09 PM
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Quote Skeet this with a picture of yourself and your age and your address and the last 4 digits of your social and the street you grew up on and your mother’s maiden name and the name of your first pet and the nickname you had in high school and
July 10, 2023 at 4:35 PM
Woke up this morning with a deep yearning for a breakfast sandwich I got in Philly several weeks ago
July 9, 2023 at 1:47 PM
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ACAB includes Odo.
July 9, 2023 at 4:51 AM
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feels pretty obvious that the Libs of TikTok hate account has been explicitly whitelisted by Facebook to avoid right wing backlash against their new product:
July 8, 2023 at 9:45 AM
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"bluesky is so dead, none of my posts get any traction" you are telling on yourself that you lack the Mandate of Heaven. you lack the Heirloom Jade Seal of the Posting Realm. you fool
June 26, 2023 at 5:26 PM
Her name is Dr. Beverly Crusher and she's had a long day
July 7, 2023 at 11:16 PM
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[joins an app made by the king of dogshit apps] i can’t believe this app is dogshit
July 6, 2023 at 4:05 AM