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33. It's not polite to talk about yourself.
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6 7 is over. The kids are placing bets on kalshi on what the next funny number is going to be
December 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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This world needs an intervention.
Art by Martin Hoffman for The Visitors (Clifford D Simak, 1980)
December 16, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
the orchestra guy doing all the woodwinds needs double geoff keighley's pay
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Tongue swing through 3 huge worlds to and make your way back home!

Big Hops from @luckshotgames.com is a froggy action platformer with a bunch of slick movement tech and abilities. It'll hop onto your PC, Switch, or PS5 on January 12th, 2026.
December 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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They were so certain that this endeavor was the Next Big Thing that they renamed the company after it.
Meta Platforms is planning cuts to the metaverse—an arena Mark Zuckerberg once called the future of the company—and will shift spending to AI wearables.
Meta Plans to Shift Spending Away From the Metaverse
Zuckerberg’s bet on immersive online worlds has lost the company more than $77 billion since 2020.
on.wsj.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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when you order popeyes not knowing if the location is a Good Popeyes or a Bad Popeyes
December 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Can you take a look at my phone/laptop/tablet? It's been running slow lately
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
We have to stop hyping up outfits featuring turtlenecks. It's unfair to my people, neckless henchmen
December 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Drugs aren't about being "cool". They're about temporarily making yourself stupid for various reasons
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Sliding a hot dog into the bank tubes and driving off.
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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Chrono Trigger // Super NES // Commodore 1702 via component
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Lugia chewing undersea cables #art #pokemon #cyberattack
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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I really do think Kazuma Kiryu is the most healthy role model for young men going in mainstream fiction right now
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The other day i had a meeting where an old lady was logged in on her phone so everybody was framed nicely except her, whose face would not fit on the screen from how close she was to her phone. I miss the giant head meeting
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Gurgling and squelching today
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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look man I think the president should be allowed to catch a dick whenever they want in total peace but that’s just not the world republicans are willing to build with me
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM