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I knit and play fighting games [+R, '98]
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///\/ o r m a l @twilozx.bsky.social · Jan 23
It's always difficult for me to get a good picture of my cat because of her dark fur but this one turned out pretty good 👍
A close-up photo of my cat, Blaze. She has green eyes and black fur with a little patch of white fur on her chest. She's a good kitty.
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spacetwinks.bsky.social
jc denton: paul. i'm gonna have the last grapefruit seltzer.

paul denton: don't do it, jc. you haven't eaten all day and will give yourself an upset stomach.

jc: you underestimate what i'm capable of.

30 MINUTES LATER

jc: paul.

paul: what is it?

jc: my tummy hurts.
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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quest64official.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
?????? dashare.zone ADMIN
WHY DID I WALK INTO DA KITCHEN "DID I NEED SOMETHING FROM IN HERE I DONT THINK IM HUNGRY I AM I THURSTY DID I TURN ONT HE LIGHT ETC ETC ETC ETC TE T"
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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fesshole.bsky.social
I said I'd only consent to a wedding video if it was just like a royal wedding TV show. My husband booked a video company and then got two reporters from the local radio station to commentate. It was technically brilliant and utterly horrifying. I'll never watch it again.
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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tommchenry.bsky.social
“Pretty quiet today, eh, officer?”
“Yeah, all the bad people are asleep, waiting for dark.”
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
twilozx.bsky.social
To the tune of Oklahoma!
Rutabaga!
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
14 Nov 2025
Grandma Nutmeg unloads groceries as Heathcliff and Iggy stare blankly at a paper bag full of yams, all of which have faces and are muttering "YAM" to themselves ad nauseam. Grandma says "Yams were on sale."
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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noionart.bsky.social
golden sardines
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
twilozx.bsky.social
I just came down from that sandwich. 10/10 would absolutely do it again. Tomorrow for lunch.
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 AM
twilozx.bsky.social
I made the optimal toasted cheese sandwich just now. I could never do anything better if my life depended on it. Seriously.
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 AM
twilozx.bsky.social
Made a cheesy scrambled egg, onion, sweet bell pepper breakfast burrito this morning and it was great! 4.5/5 🌯
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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crtpixel.bsky.social
STARFOX 64
NINTENDO EAD 1997
N64
Slippy running
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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retrotechdreams.bsky.social
Me: Can we get a Steam Machine?
Mom: We already have a Steam Machine at home.
NeXTcube
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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hmibisondollars.bsky.social
You know who you're not finding in these Epstein emails? M. Bison.
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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trouteyes.bsky.social
We asked 100 chefs to name the best butter, they all said the same: Donkey.
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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fesshole.bsky.social
At 16 I did a part time job in a new supermarket. I asked who counts the people. Blank looks. "For the millionth customer prize," I explained. A colleague explained they just pick a photogenic person for a news story. That's when I realised there will never be justice.
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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kujikawaii.bsky.social
why does the Steam Machine look like Deep Thought
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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crtpixel.bsky.social
QUEST 64
IMAGINEER 1998
N64
Brian, posing for staff photo
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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littlevmills.bsky.social
i went to drag wrestling royal rumble and elon musk and mark zuckerberg were both beheaded by the gayotine and mapquest won by default goodnight
November 12, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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tttttsd.bsky.social
New on Potemkin, the funblockable backwards fshiki you can do at home too

#guiltygear
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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taylorjrioux.bsky.social
Ah.
Northern lights with a red hue. Northern lights with a red hue.
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
twilozx.bsky.social
Genuinely don't know; do numbered Dragon Quest games matter with regard to the order you play them? I played about 10-12hrs of DQ8 about a year ago and it was an ok isolated experience but I don't know if there is an overall storyline or anything. Do the respective installments matter?
Just curious
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
11 Nov 2025
Heathcliff approaches a large blank canvas holding an easel and paintbrush and wearing a yellow helmet with the word "NUDE" emblazoned across it. An angry Grandma Nutmeg looks down at him and says "No nudes."
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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michaelwarburton.bsky.social
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.

KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.

His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM