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Driving like a fool out to Hackensack.
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CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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JD Vance’s statement is an echo of a Klan leader in Florida, who declared in 1990: “Why should we apologize for being white?” 4/6 🧵
December 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:

is.gd/paU8Ko

(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
December 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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2025: America watches Canadian bootlegs of journalism about US concentration camps. Nothing is for sale, everything is for rent. Computers will take your job but will be worse than you at it. You make less than ever but can gamble on your credit balance. One racist ket addict gets paid $1 trillion.
December 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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can a deranged president and an administration staffed top to bottom with the most incompetent idiots every to take power get public support for a war without putting the slightest effort into swaying public opinion? I guess we will all find out together!
December 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Full disclosure: I didn’t make this. This is from the last time Disney IP had interaction with AI
December 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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And now, the winner of the Inaugural Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence!
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Reminder that all the "pardons" granted to Jan6ers whose convictions were still pending were auto-pen pardons.
Trump claims “any document” signed by Joe Biden is “hereby terminated.”

He calls out executive orders later but obviously “any document” would be much broader and include legislation.

(He can’t legally do that but, as always, we get to watch how far he can push this without repercussions)
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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if Homer had just looked one ad down, he could have seen the Dead at the Capital City Stadium
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft
September 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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hey so this is insane
September 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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No elected official Democratic party will be as cruel about Kirk's death as Mike Lee was about the death of Melissa Hortman.

wisconsinexaminer.com/2025/06/17/s...
September 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Russia is attacking Poland, and Trump’s at Joe’s Seafood getting booed by DC residents.
September 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Sorry MAGA. That's Trump's signature.

Compare it to the one on his letter to me.

You would've been smarter (lol) to claim it was a copy or tracing or a xerox or stolen from my letter but no... you're not smarter.
September 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
WASHINGTON—Claiming that 100% of users experienced dangerous side effects as a result of wearing the contraceptive device, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly paused an amorous moment Thursday to issue a...
theonion.com
September 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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September 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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This is some fucked up shit.
This is a real photograph of Washington, DC this week, where the United States president has ordered military occupation in peacetime, and ordered the display of colossal portraits of himself.

www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
August 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Reup: John Roberts gave Ed "Big Balls" Cositine live and unaudited access to every Americans' social security data.

www.emptywheel.net/2025/08/26/a...
Amid Hunt for Crime in DC, Whistleblower Implicates Ed "Big Balls" Coristine and John Roberts - emptywheel
John Roberts and his Republican colleagues have granted a kid with ties to criminal hackers, Ed "Big Balls" Coristine, live access to every American's Social Security data.
www.emptywheel.net
August 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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August 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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If a president wanted to become effectively a dictator, he’d likely:

1. Purge govt of non loyalists
2. Weaponize law against opponents
3. Use military to police opposition strongholds
4. Threaten media, schools, businesses w penalties to get them to heel
5. Change election rules in his favor.
August 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM