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Lance Uppercut
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Absent-minded inventor, cheese enthusiast in dreamy Rochester NY
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richardbcolon.com
📸 Rochester NY 📍
Liberty Pole
December 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
unclescam78.bsky.social
Play it, Steve! RIP to a real one.
Steve Cropper, Legendary Guitarist for Booker T. & the MG’s, Otis Redding and the Blues Brothers, Dies at 84
Steve Cropper, guitarist for Booker T. & the MG's, Otis Redding, the Blues Brothers and many more, has died. He was 84.
variety.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
14 Nov 2025
Grandma Nutmeg unloads groceries as Heathcliff and Iggy stare blankly at a paper bag full of yams, all of which have faces and are muttering "YAM" to themselves ad nauseam. Grandma says "Yams were on sale."
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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shadowtodd.bsky.social
Oh man, I sure wish Trump's extensive connections to Jeffrey Epstein had been known before the election
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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theheathyorker.bsky.social
10/20/25
Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff stands in front of a house with a duck standing in the yard. A man is shouting out of the window. In the yard is a sign reading "Please, touch grass" New Yorker Panel: A man walks down the street looking at his phone. He passes a house with an old man sitting on the porch. In the yard is a sign that read "Beware of duck"
October 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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danmentos.com
oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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steinmakesgames.bsky.social
There's really only two file formats
Calvin and Hobbes comic. Dad explains there's only two types of file formats: .txt and .zip #programming #software #softwareengineering
October 15, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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thelouvreof.bsky.social
alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social - 20h theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises Woderful wisart @leonardcohenfan19.bsky.social Inanpropriate post on my feed
October 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Me clicking on the next Wikipedia link
godzillavscontext.bsky.social Godzilla vs Context @godzillavscontext.bsky.social · Aug 9
All Monsters Attack (1969)
August 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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King Kong vs Godzilla (1962)
July 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Dog Meets Owner At Door In Desperate Attempt To Get Ahead Of Diarrhea-Rug Scandal theonion.com/dog-mee...
Dog Meets Owner At Door In Desperate Attempt To Get Ahead Of Diarrhea-Rug Scandal
July 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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rfalconcam.bsky.social
Wings up! Good job Anders and Zephyrus! Maybe next time Denali! 😁 cp
#roc #peregrine #falcon
June 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Trump Administration to Cut Much Needed Mental Health Funds for Clown Posses

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Trump Administration to Cut Much Needed Mental Health Funds for Clown Posses
President Donald Trump announced plans to cut much needed mental health funds for America’s clown posses.
thehardtimes.net
May 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
May 27,1949
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER SIGN- JAM SESSION ADMISSION FREE NANCY AND SLUGGO HAVING READ THE SIGN, MISTAKE THE MUSICAL JAM SESSION FOR A SESSION OF EATING JAM
May 27, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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Ballroom Blitz is the only song where the singer checks if the other band members are ready before the song starts. He makes every other singer look like a thoughtless pig
May 24, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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beatnikprof.bsky.social
#MusicSky #MayTheFourth
SORRY, NERDS 5/4 1s DAVE BRUBECK DAY
May 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Katy Perry Teases New Single ‘Stop Making Fun Of Me’
Katy Perry Teases New Single ‘Stop Making Fun Of Me’
MONTECITO, CA—Revealing to fans that the track was about an issue deeply important to her, singer-songwriter Katy Perry teased a new single Thursday by releasing a short clip of a song titled “Stop Ma...
theonion.com
May 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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criminalsimpsons.com
Revenge? Of course. But why wound his body with bullets?When I can set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo!
April 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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orchidcamp.bsky.social
it's all good brotha no worries.. oh and Btw may ur vices rise like vipers within u and may u perish by your own poison
April 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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richardbcolon.com
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#photography
#tagtuesday
#eastcoastkin
Wall Art graffiti underneath a marquee
April 22, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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thehardtimesnews.bsky.social
Les Claypool Finally Good Enough to Switch to Guitar

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Les Claypool Finally Good Enough to Switch to Guitar
Founding Primus member Les Claypool finally reached a level of competence that will allow him to stop playing bass and switch to guitar.
thehardtimes.net
April 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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I smoke weed on my porch so the other weeds know what I’m capable of
March 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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A List of Things People Blamed on Rock Music

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March 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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March 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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February 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM