hannah
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and a glass of water, sweetheart, my socks are on fire • she/her • pgh, pa
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I’m not sure that Europeans understand that if Americans wanted to drive to trumps house to protest they would have to pass 75,000 gas stations and if they popped in each one for a little treat it would kill them
January 31, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I’m not sure that Europeans understand that if Americans wanted to drive to trumps house to protest they would have to pass 75,000 gas stations and if they popped in each one for a little treat it would kill them
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My horrible dog, whom I love more than my life, has patented a new technique where he poops, waits for me to pick it up, walks several steps, and poops again. He's doing this to demoralize me
January 31, 2026 at 7:22 PM
My horrible dog, whom I love more than my life, has patented a new technique where he poops, waits for me to pick it up, walks several steps, and poops again. He's doing this to demoralize me
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It’s hard to believe the earth is 2026 years old
January 11, 2026 at 12:38 AM
It’s hard to believe the earth is 2026 years old
I want eagles in my daydreams, diamonds in my eyes #bowieforever
January 10, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I want eagles in my daydreams, diamonds in my eyes #bowieforever
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But we're going to have a beautiful police state and it'll be very brutal. And you'll be free, perhaps more free than ever before
January 10, 2026 at 1:32 PM
But we're going to have a beautiful police state and it'll be very brutal. And you'll be free, perhaps more free than ever before
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And then after murdering someone, they raided a school.
After the killing of Ms Good, Greg Bovino of the CPB led a raid on a Minneapolis HS. An official there said: They don’t care. They’re just animals,” I’ve never seen people behave like this.”
All MPLS schools now closed for the week.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
All MPLS schools now closed for the week.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Minneapolis schools cancel classes after Border Patrol clash disrupts dismissal at Roosevelt
Minneapolis schools closed for the week citing safety concerns after an encounter involving armed Border Patrol agents near Roosevelt High School.
www.mprnews.org
January 8, 2026 at 1:18 PM
And then after murdering someone, they raided a school.
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he should be impeached for this alone
January 6, 2026 at 9:16 PM
he should be impeached for this alone
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In Feliz Navidad he says I want to wish you a merry Christmas but he never explicitly does so so it’s not technically a Christmas song
December 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
In Feliz Navidad he says I want to wish you a merry Christmas but he never explicitly does so so it’s not technically a Christmas song
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Philly is America's greatest city
So if anyone is confused by the statement that the Flyers just put out, this is apparently what happened last night. Lmao
December 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Philly is America's greatest city
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JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance
JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance
WASHINGTON—During a confrontation in which it was firmly reiterated that the front entrance was for approved personnel only, Vice President JD Vance was once again reminded by White House security to ...
theonion.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance
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Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.
little Marco has changed all official documents to Juice ITC
December 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
little Marco has changed all official documents to Juice ITC
Birthmarks by Bambara
December 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Birthmarks by Bambara
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Good morning. No they’re not plowed, the salt truck tracker is down, and there are accidents everywhere.
December 2, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Good morning. No they’re not plowed, the salt truck tracker is down, and there are accidents everywhere.
monday after thanksgiving: dipping dinner roll made from leftover mashed potatoes into a bowl of leftover mashed potatoes (and gravy)
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
monday after thanksgiving: dipping dinner roll made from leftover mashed potatoes into a bowl of leftover mashed potatoes (and gravy)
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Concept: Holiday candle called “mom’s older mixer”
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Concept: Holiday candle called “mom’s older mixer”
getting into the spirit today www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbkN...
Well There's Your Problem | Episode 172: The 1997 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
YouTube video by Well There's Your Problem Podcast
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November 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
getting into the spirit today www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbkN...
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Trump ten minutes after meeting Zohran
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Trump ten minutes after meeting Zohran
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i would like to know zohran's mindfulness routine
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i would like to know zohran's mindfulness routine